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I´ve seen a couple of bad movies to: Oscar- the "comedy" with Sly Stallone. It´s been a long time but it still hurts.. Chasing Amy- wiggidywack beyond belief (starring Ben Affleck of course). Solaris (the remake)- luckily I didn´t watch all of it but from what I saw I could tell it was one of the stupidest movies ever. And so fucking boooooring. |
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is officially the worst film ever, but you must see it for how bad it is. , on the other hand, is bad in the sense that viewing it is masochistic. Of course, movies based on video games don't typically see good reviews, but making this particular film was a huge mistake. |
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"Solaris (the remake)- luckily I didn´t watch all of it but from what I saw I could tell it was one of the stupidest movies ever. And so fucking boooooring." i loved that film, but i can see why audiences nowadays wouldn't like it but worst film ever? Come on, just take your pick from most recent hollywood movies (i don't class Solaris as a typical hollywood movie) |
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THE SWEETEST THING ugh ugh ugh eeeewwwwwughurhgurhg my *ARSE* could've made a better film! |
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A film I watched a few months ago called Nightstalker was pretty freaking awful, managed to make a child beating scene funny. Van Helsing, that I went to the cinema for just to witness how bad it really was, lived down to my expectations nicely, and gave me and my brother a few good laughs. And for all you people out there talking about Goldeneye must be mistaking it for Tomorrow Never Dies, which I haven't seen, but must be bad just for the fact the title sounds like a really poor translation of something. And also because Goldeneye was pretty okay :u) |
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men in black... argh they played the second when i was in an airplane.. i wanted to die. |
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Reign of Fire is possibly one of the worst films i have ever seen..either that or American Cousins |
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i left van helsing halfway through and got a refund. |
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freddy got fingered is, in a word, AWESOME. It's hilarious. It's plain GODDAMNED HILARIOUS. The key is to stop kidding yourself: It's not a movie, it's stand up comedy by a comedian named Tom Green. If you watch it with this paradigm, you'll feel a lot better about it. |
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golden eye was an okay movie and a great N64 game ;). Tommorrow Never Dies is the worst movie ever. Big difference. |
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Yeah I had to defend Goldeneye because there is no way that's the worst anything ever. |
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Down with Love Scooby Doo Street Fighter Steve Martin (any and all of his films. He can only pull one face and he does it on EVERY cover. I hate him) and of course, Titanic. |
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mel gibson is like razors in the uranus |
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Fuck you. |
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worst movie ever, i think it was called soul survivor? i dunno. it had these bitch ass shitty actors and some stalkers, and theres a bunch of thoughtless twists and turns that lead nowhere. then she wakes up at the end, and its all a dream!! |
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Shrek 2 Armageddon You've Got Mail and movies of this kind |
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armageddon, independence day, matrix reloaded |
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Well, he was funny(ish) in the 80's. |
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escape from LA. I saw it yesterday. my god did that movie suck. also "battefield earth" my god that movie just didn't make sense at all. it was really really bad. the plot just...SUCKED. and there where sooooooooooooooo many flaws in that movie. |
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yeah, i saw escape from la too yesterday, sucks indeed john carpenter is awesome though, and escape from new york too |
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Escape from LA is neat. it's almost exactly the same film as Escape from NY, and although NY is the superior film, LA still is quite good fun. |
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MANNEQUIN ON THE MOVE!!! |
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while Men in Black is shit, it's easily surpassed in CRAPNESS by Men in Black 2. what a steaming pile of fuck. |
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I'm also adding Shrek 2 - a mediocre regurgitation of the first film (and the 1st one was only okay, really). what a desperately unfunny film, trying so very hard to please the public. Shrek 2 would suck your cock if it could, just as long as you'd like it. |
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i agree, totally |
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Red Dragon: Id rather cut my lips open with razor blades and drink sand, than sit through this grotesque desplay of screen cock again. |
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Oh yeah, Battlefield Earth. God damn I hate that movie. Also that Resident Evil Movie and that Final Fantasy movie. |
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According to the IMDb, the honour of being the worst movie ever actually goes to two movies - 'Manos The Hands Of Fate' and Future War' - each of which have a user rating of 1.6/10. |
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best review ever... I would like to shake your cyber hand. (note - this is not sarcasm, I fully agree with you about that movie... I've had to see the end of it like 50 times because of working at the movie theatre and waiting for all the people to leave the theatre so that we (the ushers) can clean it. They put DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, and FUNKY TOWN in the credits... in a word, terrible) |
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the Spirits Within or whatever, right? I thought that movie was pretty cool.... I never really understood why most people didn't like it. |
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i'm also a big fan of the final fantasy movie. it certainly isn't perfect, or even close, but it's still quality. equilibrium was a horid movie. looking back, i can't believe i watched the whole thing. |
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the film adaptation of Battlefield Earth. while the book might have proven slightly interesting, the film proved that you don't always need a pill in order to fall asleep. |
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it's retarded, the plot is like watching someone play a video game, with the shitty love interest and everything. |
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(the final fantasy movie i mean) |
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