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And have you seen 2001: A Space Odyssey ? Oh, God, that was shit. Not a single explosion or car chase, or sex scene... |
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Solar Warriors. Early 1980's straight to video release dipicting a post-apocolypse world where two opposing gangs do battle for earth's remaining resources... ON ROLLERSKATES!! |
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did she tell you this before or after you broke up? if it was after then she is lying. it is total and utter rubbish with absolutely no redeeming features. avoid like sars. |
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good shout jonesy - eraserhead is total and utter drivel. |
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God...... just about any film with Chevy Chase in is wank IMHO |
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I thought Gangs of New York was class! Daniel Day Lewis was shit-your-pants-scarey in it. I went to see it twice! I agree with Lizardfister on Velvet Goldmine. Saw it in the cinema when it came out. Fucking awful. The plot is ridiculous, especially when the Bowie-character resurrects himself as a TV personality in the 80s, but bears no physical resemblance to himself in the 70s whatsover. And that Christian Bale guy (or whatever he's called) is appalling in it. Which is a shame, because he's good in American Psycho. |
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. i suspect that new movie with the american idol kids in it . may be worse. A new low in film making i would guess. |
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the anime with the title along the lines of: "the ledgend of the green ran" i hate many movies...and this one is one of the worst. |
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Anything with David Spade in it.. Rock Star with Mark Whalberg is something i've seen recently that is surreal in it's shittyness. Both 'Knock Off' and 'Hard Target' with Jean Claude Van Damme are fucking horrible.. Jesus, I hate sooo many movies it's hard to pick just a few. |
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stargate moving violations the last american virgin what dreams may come communion braveheart titanic old school the full monty the bone collector fear and loathing in las vegas ace ventura: pet detective me, myself & irene *the film about the marquis de sade starring geoffrey rush and kate winslet that was so bad i can't recall the title* holy smoke bad lieutenant lost in space phantom menace kalifornia hearts in atlantis cape fear (scorsese remake) austin powers: the spy who shagged me vanilla sky mars attacks |
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look at what youve done, you vandal scumbag! |
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i tend to avoid watching bad films as they aren't any good |
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That's where you're wrong my friend. |
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i saw freddy got fingered at the weekend. i'm unsure as what to say about it. apart from the fact i would've been better off asleep. |
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without a doubt (aside from totally amateur stuff) - DOOD WHERE'S MY CAR. i can't believe i even watched it but i did. |
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i sometimes watch stupid movies.. but only on tv if i feel likeit its fun.. just like going to the mcdonalds.. you pass the time / you eat something and when you forgot whatit was all about... |
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the worst movie i ever saw was Blair Witch II |
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all the star wars movies suck ass in quantity. in my opinion |
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holy shit there was a blair witch part 2? |
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those are all worthy nominees, people. but nothing can top the total awfulness; the epitome of unimaginable evil: GREASE 2. |
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i actually kinda liked "Rockstar" i thought the part where the rival cover bands fight eachother was pretty funny. |
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If you're going to have Scorsese's Cape Fear then you *must* also include the original for it is one of the most tedious films of all time. |
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i second that. it's one of the worst sequels in the history |
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a friend of mine has recenty started collecting extremely bad 80's b-movies, well there more like d-movies, they cost a quid so we buy one every weekend and there so shit there brillant! 976-EVIL maniac cop daredreamer |
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I second that list with the additions of: freddy got fingered men in black independence day armageddon deep impact heathers(SO BAD) girls and boys loser american pie 10 things i hate about you bend it like beckham and most movies in a mainstream theater at any moment |
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recently: signs matrix reloaded well, that's all I've seen recently, as I dont' waste my time watching shitty movies anymore |
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now you mention it, independance day was the 2nd worst film i've ever seen. the worst one was so bad i can't even remember what it was called. it was the james bond film from around 1996. |
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Goldeneye? |
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yeah probably. i can't stand james bond at the best of times but this film summed up everything i can't stand about films all rolled into one. the whole cinema errupted into laughter at the first scene because it was so unbelievably unbelievable. |
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bond was never meant to be believable. The latest one took the piss with the invisible car though. I like some of the Connery ones and the one with the submersible Lotus. |
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"Con Air" takes the cake with hollywood budget movies. |
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Frankenhooker, was pretty bad, such a brilliant plot, poorly executed |
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every bond film is the same. same story, same gimmicks, same everything. seen one, seen them all. the only good thing about bond was roger moore. |
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Bond is really starting to suck ass, there is always a frigin satelite in there too! But I must admit Bond was cool when i was wee kiddy, its a shame good films go bad when you grow up, like star wars & et. Where as other films get better the older you get like the goonies |
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How do you know they're shitty if you don't watch them? |
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titanic the worst movie of all time |
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matrix reloaded |
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"jesus, I hate sooo many movies it's hard to pick just a few", idd, and the truth is there's just so many more that don't even make it to the big screen that still manage to outsuck any film ppl have listed here so, it's useless. |
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some stupid movies i didn't list cos they were actually very funny to watch. con air, for example. point break, starring keanu reeves as an fbi agent who infiltrates a group of bankrobbing surfers led by patrick swayze, was very unintentionally funny. generally i'd rather not waste my time on stupid movies, but no regrets. i almost fell out of my seat during con air, it was so ott. |
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Nooo, my points are not picky, they are the foundation the whole movie is based on, and that foundation is terribly flawed. The director is the guy who crashed the car that killed their mother/mel gibson's wife. The first time he shows up in the movie, all the characters are staring at him like "whoaaa" ... knowing it's the director, it looks totally silly, like they're going "whoa, there's our director!" The aliens are running around in the fog at the beginning of the movie. There is a very obvious mist and thickness in the air in the beginning. Not to mention that all air contains a certain level of water ANYWAY.... the entire atmosphere is made of water in some form. The aliens wouldn't stand a chance of survival. You also didn't say anything about why they were so strong at times, and so weak at other times. They were the stupidest, least intimidating aliens ever, dammit. I am standing strong in my position on this. This is not me being picky. I was able to suspend my disbelief for tons of movies before and after seeing this one, but this movie was one that could not do it, it was terrible. |
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Hmm,bad movies,there's a definate fine line between movies so bad they are bad/good.Obviously you haven't experienced the pleasures of Troll 2 yet.:)I was thinking about mainstream big budget movies also but so many have already been mentioned.Troll 2 is the holy grail,the summit of bad movies.It's truly a masterpiece.I can't talk about it anymore without getting emotional.Check it out at IMDB and see what your not missing. |
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Same here, I think it was dire. Only memorable line for me was "and none of us want to pay tax... ever again..." "I think that can be arranged" I only remembered that because I was umming and arring about whether they'd get it as a rebate or just never have to pay it again, if it was the altter how would they administer that, etc. |
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I'll tell you a bloody awful film I watched recently - Swordfish, with John Travolta. It was the biggest pile of steaming wank that I've seen in ages. |
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my GOD, Signs sucked ass |
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glitter is a bad movie....come on... so just not good in a really bad repelling "eww" way. |
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what was idoing watching this film in the first place? |
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No, it really does sound like you're being picky, sorry ;) |
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matrix: reloaded. a turd of a film. nothing happens to push the plot forward even the slightest for two hours. then in the last 15 minutes we get the Architect. and that's it. the Wachowski brother should stick that film up their asses - now that I would like to see in "bullet time". |
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i laughed my lungs out when i watched mission impossible 2. such stupidity couldn't be unintended - it could only be a result of a special effort. |
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I agree, i forgot about the awfulness of that film, it was indeed a disaster. |
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