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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 16:47 [#00682915]
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1) the "wtf genre"-
As much of the content as possible should make the listener
go "...wtf??!"... for example, unexpected things... you
could have a chicken (normally clucks as such: "buc buc buc
buc ba GOCK!" but in the wtf genre, you would make the
listener falsely predict the "Gock" and go "buc buc buc buc
ba HAAAAAAAAAW", and then a voice would let you know that
the track pauses here and continues in an entirely new mp3,
part two or something... there's lots of stuff you could
do.

2) the "clever genre"-
Everything would be created in as clever a way as possible,
I guess this is already like some idm.. *shrugs

3) the "sound frequency above human hearing genre"-
maybe you'd have to wear some sort of special equipment that
would convert the frequency so that humans could hear it...
or you could just imagine what you are hearing WOULD sound
like, provided you could hear it. Sort of like how flowere
have patterns in ultraviolet that only bees can see.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-03 16:52 [#00682922]
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i've always wanted to do Satanic Deathcore IDM


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 16:54 [#00682925]
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A good example of the wtf genre, but in flash animation
instead, is that crazy one with the talking blue airplane
and talking mr. beans, and the yada advertising.


 

offline desbo on 2003-05-03 16:55 [#00682926]
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that was the worst thing i have ever read in my life


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-03 16:56 [#00682927]
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i've always wanted to see a catholic boys' choir cover black
metal stuff. that'd be kindof interesting.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-03 16:56 [#00682928]
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i would love to hear mixture of this genres!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-03 16:56 [#00682929]
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i've wanted to infuse gabba with the blues since i was a
little boy

i never though it'd end up like this

drums


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-03 17:01 [#00682934]
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So when actualy spooken in a conversation, do you say "what
the fuck?" (with a surpriced tone of voice like it should
be ) or the short "wtf"



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-03 17:04 [#00682935]
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saying "wtf" is two more sylablis than wtf!


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-05-03 17:08 [#00682936]
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i'd say extreme noiz (i'm talkin' whitehouse here, baby!)
interspliced with porno soundtrack synth cheesyiness (ie.
incidental music to just about any movie featuring ron
jeremy in the cast). so noizpornocore then?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 17:09 [#00682938]
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I'm flattered!

Sido: you mean... actual conversations, like, oral... and
not messageboard oriented? ...I don't understand.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 17:15 [#00682945]
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I've heard myself say LOL from time to time.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 17:17 [#00682948]
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Radical distortion. Taking a piece of msuic and completely
distoring it beyond all recognition into something new.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-03 17:18 [#00682951]
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danbrusca: Really? Thats worrying...

How abot Gunz & Bass ?.
Imagine how loud and irritating it would be if you made for
example 175 bpm beats that only consisted of sampled noices
of actual hand guns.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-03 17:21 [#00682953]
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"death-schwarz-electro-trash-goth-ambient-hard-fuck-core"
(would be awful)

manticore > pornoise? hasn't it already been done?


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-05-03 17:26 [#00682960]
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uzim: i was gonna mention merzbow's "music for bondage
performance", actually.

but to answer your question: no.
at least to my knowledge there haven't been any pornos which
employed hardcore noise mixed with tittysynthcheese. maybe
there's a nieche in the marketplace for this in japan! i
could make millions!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-03 17:32 [#00682966]
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> New Genre: 'traffic'

> History: "After the major succes of the 'country'
genre, so called 'folk' arose within this country. All
members of the folk started to build a 'house' and 'garage'
and after a brief period of isolation the genre 'traffic'
was born.

> Definition: This musical genre can be recognized by
the many differences in speed and has a quite noisy
character overall. Critics say that this musical genre
pollutes the environment, but still this doesn't keep people
from enjoying it.

> Examples: The british group Gescom were the first
to release anything in the 'traffic' genre with their
'Motor' release and are therefore seen as the inventors.

> Hoaxes: The EP 'My red hot car' by IDM artist
Squarepusher was considered music in the 'traffic' genre,
until the actual lyrics leaked. It appeared that it had
nothing to do with a 'car'. Instead it was the musician
himself talking about his private parts.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-03 17:33 [#00682967]
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The "makes you wanna pee genre"
Noises that stimulates your blatter , waterfalls , generall
dripping and poring of water , toilets flushing.
A ambient genre with the purpose of making you wanna take a
piss.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-04 04:04 [#00683265]
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kinda funny thread... i create much "wtf?"-music. i like it
when i play my stuff on other people, and suddenly the song
changes and i can see it on their faces:"wtf?"



 

offline static from tempe (United States) on 2003-05-04 04:09 [#00683269]
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zydecoBach_electroFusion
ragaHop...(can only be performed with a Theramin and
amplified feet)


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-04 04:47 [#00683288]
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static apple core


 

offline gescom33 from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-04 05:02 [#00683295]
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i've read this somewhere(i think) and it always makes me
laugh...........SPUNK JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-04 05:15 [#00683301]
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well. if you've read about it somewhere then you've
hardly invented it, now, have you?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 05:30 [#00683308]
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The "Fish Slap Genre"
Slap people around with a large fish and sample it ,
different fish species creates different noises.
Originally invented by Asterix & Obelix fans who wanted to
reinact the village fish wars that often ocur in the
comics.

A sub genre to the "fish slap" genre is the "frozen fish
slap" genre .
This is a more painfull form that is only for the
experienced hardcore people.
It has even resulted in death accidents when practised by
the unexperienced.
Large fish like for example a frozen 40 kg Salmon is not to
recomend.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-05-04 06:09 [#00683335]
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Nerd-Hop
Who says you need streetsmarts to be able to bust a rhyme?
Geeks, dorks, call 'em what you want, only the brainiest
mothers' boys get to nerd-rap.

'Bust into the science lab,
Yo I'm late for chemistry
I gotta get B+ at least
Or I'm headed for the cemet'ry

Poindexters get no respect on the street
I gotta keep light on my feet
My brain-brothers gettin' their heads caved in
But guess what bully?
Us dorks will always win

..Cause at the end of the day
You just got your braun and your girls and your no brains
What will I have?
A mansion, sports cars, and maybe some trains
Cause I'll have a sweet job you punks just won't have
nothin'
I always kept my head down and worked for somethin' '....


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 06:28 [#00683342]
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The "Rheumatism Metal" genre

All musicians have bad cases of rheumatic dissorders and can
hardly move without experiensing a great pain.
This makes the music take a unexspected turn wich makes the
genre a close friend to the "wtf?" genre.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-04 07:02 [#00683370]
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Why?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 07:07 [#00683374]
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The "why?" genre
Horrible cheesy pop oriented music that makes the listener
question the genre's existence and go "Why?"



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-04 12:28 [#00683584]
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hmmm....

the "encyclopedia genre"
where you remix popular tracks other people made, weird al
style, but pick random encyclopedia entries for the lyrics
instead

the "opposite genre"
where you try to make all the lyrics say the opposite of
what you're trying to express

The "rediculous vocal" genre
where you try to make the most retarded sounds possible
coming out of your mouth, like yodeling and gargling at the
same time, and triple sneezes and stuff.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-04 12:32 [#00683591]
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the rediculous thing is, that if anyone actually released
stuff like this, everyone would call it genius!!! I still
remember when Geogaddi first came out how a few people had
said Magic Window was their favorite track, and was
genius... hopefully it was sarcasm, and joking, but probably
not...


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 13:04 [#00683611]
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The "can't co-operate" genre

No solo artist's in this genre , only bands that consist of
people with differen't musical taste and goals.
These people shall be members who are previosly known for
their lack of toleranse and will to co-operate with other
musicians.
You can have a Jazz piano player and a boys choir soprano
jamming with a death metal drummer.They all have differn't
opinions on how the music should sound and play/sing
acourdingly , refusing to follow the other one's lead.
The "can't co-operate" bands never last long but produces
the most interesting freeform music known to man...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-04 13:13 [#00683621]
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holy shit

my brother is comin up this summer & we're gonna incorporate
freestyle rappin, IDM, Stomp, & beatboxin all into an
experimental approach for which i've given a working title:
chip hop


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 15:20 [#00683813]
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The "sneaky shit" genre.

The whole idea behind this genre is to interact with your
subconcious mind thru hidden messages in the music.
Its like a form of hypnosis or brainwash and can be used to
sell products.
The genre is extremely comercial , the fans are often seen
buying atleast 10 000 copies of the same album , those who
can't afford it take a big loan.
Others are seen barking like dogs or they belive they are
Elvis or a russian cleaning lady.
Listen at your own risk!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-04 15:44 [#00683862]
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The "rediculous vocal" genre
where you try to make the most retarded sounds possible
coming out of your mouth, like yodeling and gargling at the
same time, and triple sneezes and stuff.

You mean death metal?

I propose Paincore: it has elements of polka, trance, REO
Speedwagon, Christina Aguilera and Reba McEntire. Basically
you are trying to create the audio equivalent of pain
without resorting to Merzbow-type noise.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-04 15:44 [#00683864]
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Wow, that was bold of me.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-04 15:49 [#00683870]
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hip-pop

it's where you take some 80's styled vocals (phil collins,
peter gabriel, bowie, etc.) and add all the wu-tang hardcore
urban stylings. should sound like onyx with robert palmer
singing over it.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-04 15:59 [#00683889]
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that sounds pretty hip!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-04 16:00 [#00683892]
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so does a little girl with a feathered mullet


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-05-04 16:03 [#00683901]
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the "sound frequency above human hearing genre"-
maybe you'd have to wear some sort of special equipment that

would convert the frequency so that humans could hear it...

or you could just imagine what you are hearing WOULD sound
like, provided you could hear it. Sort of like how flowere
have patterns in ultraviolet that only bees can see.


An off-shoot of this would be the "Dogs Only"
genre...Reviewers could only be fair if they put the record
on and took notes on their dog's reactions.



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-04 16:05 [#00683904]
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this is a BOY man!!!!!!! Don't you know a boy when you see
one!?!?!?!? :)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-05-04 16:08 [#00683913]
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Ridiculous vocal genre? That already exists man, it's pretty
messy. This one guy started out as a freestyle jazzist, then
moved on to freestyle vocals, so imagine how retarded it
sounds....

...yes, THAT retarded! It sounded like someone trying to
mimic Autechre. Not good.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 16:09 [#00683914]
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The "naked below the waist" genre

All recordings are done without wearing any pants or boxers.
Knowing this gives the listener a thrill , either its sexual
or it just makes the listener giggle for himself.
Only the bold and self confident "naked below the waist"
bands dare to perform live.
Some bands are secretely folowers of this genre , only the
"Inside people" knows about it wich often makes them feel
special and above others.
The studio temperature is often set high so that male
bandmembers can avoid "shrinkage" and the embarrassment that
comes with that.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-04 17:21 [#00684046]
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The "senile orchestra conductor" genre.

Let a very old and senile retired conductor lead an
orchestra , the confusion that spreads in the orchestra
every time the conductor forgets who he is leads to very
interesting musical results.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-04 17:36 [#00684082]
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celtic buttrock


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-04 18:14 [#00684148]
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lomao, ... I mean lol.


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-05-04 18:37 [#00684169]
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laughing off my ass off?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-04 18:39 [#00684171]
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i hope your avatar occurs in Episode III


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-04 20:13 [#00684216]
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"wMw" appears in at least 9,693 iterations within your
avatar.


 

offline N-gon from Vero Beach (United States) on 2003-05-04 20:20 [#00684231]
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Subversive Inverse Influx MagnoCore Terrestrial Syndrome
Automatic Destruction.

It's music that when you listen to it, you wonder what the
hell it is. As if maybe extraterrestrials who hear in
different frequencies and consider music as something
totally different made it.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-05-04 20:46 [#00684267]
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jingle jangle techno


 


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