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1) the "wtf genre"- As much of the content as possible should make the listener go "...wtf??!"... for example, unexpected things... you could have a chicken (normally clucks as such: "buc buc buc buc ba GOCK!" but in the wtf genre, you would make the listener falsely predict the "Gock" and go "buc buc buc buc ba HAAAAAAAAAW", and then a voice would let you know that the track pauses here and continues in an entirely new mp3, part two or something... there's lots of stuff you could do. 2) the "clever genre"- Everything would be created in as clever a way as possible, I guess this is already like some idm.. *shrugs 3) the "sound frequency above human hearing genre"- maybe you'd have to wear some sort of special equipment that would convert the frequency so that humans could hear it... or you could just imagine what you are hearing WOULD sound like, provided you could hear it. Sort of like how flowere have patterns in ultraviolet that only bees can see. |
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i've always wanted to do Satanic Deathcore IDM |
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A good example of the wtf genre, but in flash animation instead, is that crazy one with the talking blue airplane and talking mr. beans, and the yada advertising. |
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that was the worst thing i have ever read in my life |
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i've always wanted to see a catholic boys' choir cover black metal stuff. that'd be kindof interesting. |
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i would love to hear mixture of this genres!!! |
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i've wanted to infuse gabba with the blues since i was a little boy i never though it'd end up like this drums |
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So when actualy spooken in a conversation, do you say "what the fuck?" (with a surpriced tone of voice like it should be ) or the short "wtf" |
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saying "wtf" is two more sylablis than wtf! |
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i'd say extreme noiz (i'm talkin' whitehouse here, baby!) interspliced with porno soundtrack synth cheesyiness (ie. incidental music to just about any movie featuring ron jeremy in the cast). so noizpornocore then? |
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I'm flattered! Sido: you mean... actual conversations, like, oral... and not messageboard oriented? ...I don't understand. |
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I've heard myself say LOL from time to time. |
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Radical distortion. Taking a piece of msuic and completely distoring it beyond all recognition into something new. |
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danbrusca: Really? Thats worrying... How abot Gunz & Bass ?. Imagine how loud and irritating it would be if you made for example 175 bpm beats that only consisted of sampled noices of actual hand guns. |
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"death-schwarz-electro-trash-goth-ambient-hard-fuck-core" (would be awful) manticore > pornoise? hasn't it already been done? |
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uzim: i was gonna mention merzbow's "music for bondage performance", actually. but to answer your question: no. at least to my knowledge there haven't been any pornos which employed hardcore noise mixed with tittysynthcheese. maybe there's a nieche in the marketplace for this in japan! i could make millions! |
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> New Genre: 'traffic' > History: "After the major succes of the 'country' genre, so called 'folk' arose within this country. All members of the folk started to build a 'house' and 'garage' and after a brief period of isolation the genre 'traffic' was born. > Definition: This musical genre can be recognized by the many differences in speed and has a quite noisy character overall. Critics say that this musical genre pollutes the environment, but still this doesn't keep people from enjoying it. > Examples: The british group Gescom were the first to release anything in the 'traffic' genre with their 'Motor' release and are therefore seen as the inventors. > Hoaxes: The EP 'My red hot car' by IDM artist Squarepusher was considered music in the 'traffic' genre, until the actual lyrics leaked. It appeared that it had nothing to do with a 'car'. Instead it was the musician himself talking about his private parts. |
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The "makes you wanna pee genre" Noises that stimulates your blatter , waterfalls , generall dripping and poring of water , toilets flushing. A ambient genre with the purpose of making you wanna take a piss. |
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kinda funny thread... i create much "wtf?"-music. i like it when i play my stuff on other people, and suddenly the song changes and i can see it on their faces:"wtf?" |
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zydecoBach_electroFusion ragaHop...(can only be performed with a Theramin and amplified feet) |
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static apple core |
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i've read this somewhere(i think) and it always makes me laugh...........SPUNK JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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well. if you've read about it somewhere then you've hardly invented it, now, have you? |
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The "Fish Slap Genre" Slap people around with a large fish and sample it , different fish species creates different noises. Originally invented by Asterix & Obelix fans who wanted to reinact the village fish wars that often ocur in the comics. A sub genre to the "fish slap" genre is the "frozen fish slap" genre . This is a more painfull form that is only for the experienced hardcore people. It has even resulted in death accidents when practised by the unexperienced. Large fish like for example a frozen 40 kg Salmon is not to recomend. |
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Nerd-Hop Who says you need streetsmarts to be able to bust a rhyme? Geeks, dorks, call 'em what you want, only the brainiest mothers' boys get to nerd-rap. 'Bust into the science lab, Yo I'm late for chemistry I gotta get B+ at least Or I'm headed for the cemet'ry Poindexters get no respect on the street I gotta keep light on my feet My brain-brothers gettin' their heads caved in But guess what bully? Us dorks will always win ..Cause at the end of the day You just got your braun and your girls and your no brains What will I have? A mansion, sports cars, and maybe some trains Cause I'll have a sweet job you punks just won't have nothin' I always kept my head down and worked for somethin' '.... |
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The "Rheumatism Metal" genre All musicians have bad cases of rheumatic dissorders and can hardly move without experiensing a great pain. This makes the music take a unexspected turn wich makes the genre a close friend to the "wtf?" genre. |
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Why? |
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The "why?" genre Horrible cheesy pop oriented music that makes the listener question the genre's existence and go "Why?" |
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hmmm.... the "encyclopedia genre" where you remix popular tracks other people made, weird al style, but pick random encyclopedia entries for the lyrics instead the "opposite genre" where you try to make all the lyrics say the opposite of what you're trying to express The "rediculous vocal" genre where you try to make the most retarded sounds possible coming out of your mouth, like yodeling and gargling at the same time, and triple sneezes and stuff. |
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the rediculous thing is, that if anyone actually released stuff like this, everyone would call it genius!!! I still remember when Geogaddi first came out how a few people had said Magic Window was their favorite track, and was genius... hopefully it was sarcasm, and joking, but probably not... |
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The "can't co-operate" genre No solo artist's in this genre , only bands that consist of people with differen't musical taste and goals. These people shall be members who are previosly known for their lack of toleranse and will to co-operate with other musicians. You can have a Jazz piano player and a boys choir soprano jamming with a death metal drummer.They all have differn't opinions on how the music should sound and play/sing acourdingly , refusing to follow the other one's lead. The "can't co-operate" bands never last long but produces the most interesting freeform music known to man... |
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holy shit my brother is comin up this summer & we're gonna incorporate freestyle rappin, IDM, Stomp, & beatboxin all into an experimental approach for which i've given a working title: chip hop |
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The "sneaky shit" genre. The whole idea behind this genre is to interact with your subconcious mind thru hidden messages in the music. Its like a form of hypnosis or brainwash and can be used to sell products. The genre is extremely comercial , the fans are often seen buying atleast 10 000 copies of the same album , those who can't afford it take a big loan. Others are seen barking like dogs or they belive they are Elvis or a russian cleaning lady. Listen at your own risk! |
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The "rediculous vocal" genre where you try to make the most retarded sounds possible coming out of your mouth, like yodeling and gargling at the same time, and triple sneezes and stuff. You mean death metal? I propose Paincore: it has elements of polka, trance, REO Speedwagon, Christina Aguilera and Reba McEntire. Basically you are trying to create the audio equivalent of pain without resorting to Merzbow-type noise. |
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Wow, that was bold of me. |
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hip-pop it's where you take some 80's styled vocals (phil collins, peter gabriel, bowie, etc.) and add all the wu-tang hardcore urban stylings. should sound like onyx with robert palmer singing over it. |
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that sounds pretty hip! |
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so does a little girl with a feathered mullet |
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the "sound frequency above human hearing genre"- maybe you'd have to wear some sort of special equipment that would convert the frequency so that humans could hear it... or you could just imagine what you are hearing WOULD sound like, provided you could hear it. Sort of like how flowere have patterns in ultraviolet that only bees can see. An off-shoot of this would be the "Dogs Only" genre...Reviewers could only be fair if they put the record on and took notes on their dog's reactions. |
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this is a BOY man!!!!!!! Don't you know a boy when you see one!?!?!?!? :) |
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Ridiculous vocal genre? That already exists man, it's pretty messy. This one guy started out as a freestyle jazzist, then moved on to freestyle vocals, so imagine how retarded it sounds.... ...yes, THAT retarded! It sounded like someone trying to mimic Autechre. Not good. |
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The "naked below the waist" genre All recordings are done without wearing any pants or boxers. Knowing this gives the listener a thrill , either its sexual or it just makes the listener giggle for himself. Only the bold and self confident "naked below the waist" bands dare to perform live. Some bands are secretely folowers of this genre , only the "Inside people" knows about it wich often makes them feel special and above others. The studio temperature is often set high so that male bandmembers can avoid "shrinkage" and the embarrassment that comes with that. |
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The "senile orchestra conductor" genre. Let a very old and senile retired conductor lead an orchestra , the confusion that spreads in the orchestra every time the conductor forgets who he is leads to very interesting musical results. |
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celtic buttrock |
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lomao, ... I mean lol. |
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laughing off my ass off? |
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i hope your avatar occurs in Episode III |
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"wMw" appears in at least 9,693 iterations within your avatar. |
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Subversive Inverse Influx MagnoCore Terrestrial Syndrome Automatic Destruction. It's music that when you listen to it, you wonder what the hell it is. As if maybe extraterrestrials who hear in different frequencies and consider music as something totally different made it. |
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jingle jangle techno |
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