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Don't provoke the w M w!!
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-21 12:21 [#00661587]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



SHHHHHH!!

...

...

I heard there was a w M w sighting, IN THIS VERY AREA, not
too long ago! If you see one, DO NOT encourage it. It is
notorious for making posts JUST to get attention! Do NOT
reply! Also, DO NOT feed it! When w M w's have been fed out
of amusement in the past, they had to be put down. w M w's
naturally forage for their own food in the plains of Snozoo,
but they can become addicted to human food and become very
dangerous.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-04-21 12:26 [#00661591]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



poke it in the eye with a stick!
the wmw teasing is as funny as sick!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-04-21 12:26 [#00661593]
Points: 12433 Status: Regular



Understood, I must not reply to this topic.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-21 12:28 [#00661597]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular | Followup to S M Pennyworth: #00661591



I would NEVER have the courage to do that!! ha ha! Has
anyone seen it lately?!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-04-21 13:02 [#00661644]
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i reply


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-21 13:03 [#00661648]
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if I ever see that w M w again I will kick it in the balls.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-21 13:13 [#00661660]
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*gasp

maybe he's logged out, .... but...

but hiding in the bushes... RIGHT NOW... liiiiistening to
eeeeeeeeeeeeverything we say..

I'm scared!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-21 13:15 [#00661663]
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In case anyone wants a visual of this ''wMw'' creature we've
been hearing about, here it is. Kind of resembles a feline,
but blurrier and much more aggressive. If you see one, don't
move, their vision is based on movement.


Attached picture

 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-21 13:18 [#00661668]
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I'm thinking of getting that tattooed on my face


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-21 13:19 [#00661669]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



...

...

but...

but that looks like ME!!!

That can't be a w M w! (and WHERE did you get a picture of
me?? *looks out window for a peeping ophex)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-21 13:22 [#00661673]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker



pretty sure it was a bMw

}:(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-21 16:01 [#00661883]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to w M w: #00661669



OH MY GAWD!!

IT'S OUT FOR OPHECKS NOW!!!!

RUUUUUUUN!!!!



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-21 16:46 [#00661945]
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i'd kill it


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-21 16:47 [#00661947]
Points: 3489 Status: Lurker



THIS IS A VERY AREA


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-21 18:47 [#00662058]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



I think this place is very... very area too.. very
geometric.. and generally areaish.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-21 18:58 [#00662067]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



w M w aint nothing to fuck wit


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-21 19:31 [#00662092]
Points: 3489 Status: Lurker



geometric freakshow, he comin for ya


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-21 19:34 [#00662094]
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do not fear, don't be shy...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-28 22:36 [#00675465]
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oh my god! I AM the w M w!!!!!! Oh
no!!


*runs around panicking and trying to run away from himself


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-28 22:37 [#00675470]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



lol


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-28 22:40 [#00675474]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



He's not gonna like me for this.....



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-28 22:42 [#00675477]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00675470



You think you're 'lol'er than me? well you're RIGHT!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-04-28 22:59 [#00675502]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



dude, i SEE it!!!!!!!!

it's over there!!!!!!!!!!!

*points at princo*


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-28 23:08 [#00675514]
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Dumbasses, stop provoking it. And stop moving.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-04-28 23:11 [#00675517]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



There is a white with black spots w M w sleeping on my bed
near my pillow right now, probably.

Is it dangerous? It purrs when I pat it but it doesn't like
being picked up.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-29 00:30 [#00675582]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker



when wmw is arriving, lay down on the ground and wait until
help arrives. when nobody comes...good luck


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-04-29 00:38 [#00675592]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



shhhhhhhh.... you guys hear something?

*swats od step, who is still talking about his cat*

SHHHH!!!!

i hear it out there, moving closer.....


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-04-29 01:31 [#00675611]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



*Picks up and smells a big chunk of w M w droppings*

Its near. And its angry.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 12:07 [#00676396]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



Ophecks: "Come here ribbons! Now I'm going to set you
down right heeeeer, likey soooo.... that's good... now we're
going to take some fun pictures...*pats kitty on head


ok, hoooold it....
*slams cat's tail in cupboard and shakes camera
"MMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW"

*snap*

Great, well, that one was... pretty good.. only seven
more to go and I'll choose the best one."

...poor ribbons


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 12:14 [#00676401]
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just wanna say that I love "my bloody vaccum cleaner"


 

offline Kirkle on 2003-04-29 12:37 [#00676413]
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I eat wMw's for breakfast. You all are just pussies.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 12:44 [#00676422]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



Oh my god! It's.... a Kirkle!!!

eek!

raimons: sank you bery muff. I love how it turned out. If
you want to hear a track that is fairly similar in structure
(complexity + simplicity sorta) try "fboo" at
www.mp3.com/snarkle.... actually it's even more similar to
"biomorphic cookies" at www.mp3.com/artificialselection I'll
go make that track available now actually (since mp3.com
limited everyone to 3 tracks only, bastard... a bunch of
kirkles they are)


 

offline Kirkle on 2003-04-29 15:12 [#00676766]
Points: 262 Status: Lurker



I had the pleasure of hearing my name not once... but
TWO times.

O I have a feeling happy days are in the future.

Nothing but blue skies ahead.


 


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