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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-14 13:57 [#00650007]
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not being rude or studid, but if had to choose to have
intercourse with a cd of my choice, by poking my parts
through the centre, it would have to be go plastic.

*Please note - Don't assume my part has a girth less than
the diameter of the inner circle of a cd, as the situation i
talk about is only hypothetical.

Thanks
Teeth


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-04-14 14:04 [#00650016]
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"Don't assume my part has a girth less than
the diameter of the inner circle of a cd, as the situation i

talk about is only hypothetical."

Hehehehehe...I'd probably say Telefon Tel Aviv's Fahrenheit
Fair Enough.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-14 14:04 [#00650017]
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i'd prefer a 7" vinyl


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-14 14:06 [#00650020]
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sex?



 

offline uzim on 2003-04-14 14:09 [#00650023]
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eh? something by Merzbow...

but frankly, i wouldn't.
i would rather do it with a printer.


 

offline Psytech from Arvika (Sweden) on 2003-04-14 14:10 [#00650025]
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hmm, the MFM casette would have been interessting :)


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-04-14 14:10 [#00650026]
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i'd fuck draft 7.30 cause i'm ready to commit to it.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-14 14:11 [#00650028]
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i dont have sex with men :)

not that theres anything wrong with that



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-14 14:12 [#00650030]
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:]



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-14 14:12 [#00650031]
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What a stupid topic. I will now contribute to it.

My friend once had a dream where he had sex with a tape
case.. he even ejaculated (in real life).


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-14 14:14 [#00650036]
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i once had a dream in which i was having sex with a darlek
in the glovebox of my car.

strange really considering i dont own any gloves


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-14 14:15 [#00650039]
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Kawabata Makoto - 'I'm In Your Inner Most'


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-14 14:17 [#00650044]
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pomme de terre > i had the same thing as your friend, but
with a streetlight!!!

but afterwards the cop arrested both the streetlight and me,
and put us in jail for exhibitionnism. =/


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-14 14:18 [#00650048]
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well, i'm so into sex with plastic objects, but some sexy
organic music i can down with.

sigur ros - ( )
autechre - draft 7.30 (not the whole thing, but definitely
some hot moments)


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-14 14:20 [#00650053]
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see, i wanted to avoid saying female artists, such as bjork,
cause i'm not sure whether it's honestly the music or the
woman, but what the heck:

vespertine

and i mean, maybe i just want to get in on with ( ) for
jonsi ???


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-14 14:20 [#00650054]
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"i'm not so into"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-14 14:21 [#00650057]
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Hmmm, just to be on the safe side we should all use Massive
Attack's 'Protection'.


 

offline Eikman from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2003-04-14 14:22 [#00650061]
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merzbow definitely!

or something by oval.

and if it has to be more "calm", i'd say either Bohren & Der
Club Of Gore or good old Sade....


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-04-14 14:46 [#00650111]
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I don't care which album it would be, as long as it's not a
12" vinyl...:\


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-14 15:12 [#00650179]
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ermm.. the bends


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-14 15:20 [#00650184]
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i want to eat a pimento!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-04-14 15:21 [#00650186]
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I thought this was going to be about sex with an albumen.
Which seems plausible.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-04-14 18:29 [#00650480]
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what's an albumen?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-14 18:33 [#00650493]
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howard jones - the 12" album


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-14 18:34 [#00650496]
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I don't really enjoy music on. I prefer hearing breathing
and that's it. Music is kinda distracting especially if it's
music I love...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-14 19:08 [#00650558]
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please use condoms people!!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-14 19:12 [#00650563]
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use your sheaths!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-04-14 19:22 [#00650582]
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i actually was talking about this with my friends this
morning - and they thought i was crazy for wanting to have
wild sex with a cd by (the devil himself according to them)
aphex twin. seriously - i want to fuck the windowlicker
single so bad its not funny - when i hear that cd it gives
me an erection sometimes - please dont think me wierd - but
come on - listen to it people - if that isnt sex
encapsulated in music - i dont know what is...


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-04-14 20:04 [#00650625]
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I kinda want to rub one on my Bradley Strider record. But
with a cassette you could have double penetration...


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-04-14 20:10 [#00650634]
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Definitely Chorigirl Hotel by Tori Amos. So many songs on
that I could have wicked orgasms to. *has penis-envy* ;)

Oh, or Violator. :) Mmmm, yes. :)


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-14 20:17 [#00650639]
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what a strange topic... would probably be portishead - dummy


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-04-14 20:18 [#00650641]
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draft 7.30.

i'd gently hold finally we are no one and beat the shit out
of gq on the eq++.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-15 06:05 [#00651284]
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rough sex with caustic window, or bastard sonz of rave from
hellfish and producer...

but maybe you should try a few cd's at once.... that would
work


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-04-15 06:07 [#00651288]
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sex?! It sounds more like a recipe for castration!


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-15 06:08 [#00651289]
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oh and try some vaseline or gel... i tthink it will rok
better then


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-04-15 06:25 [#00651307]
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i guess if i had to pick, i'd choose geogaddi


 

offline Dreamer from Malmo (Sweden) on 2003-04-15 06:25 [#00651309]
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well, I could put it like this - if Download's EFFECTOR was
a man, I´d be ALL OVER HIM! :p


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-15 07:06 [#00651357]
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disturbing!


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-15 07:18 [#00651376]
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You could have wonderfully dirty sex with several Madonna
CDs.


 

offline Dreamer from Malmo (Sweden) on 2003-04-15 07:30 [#00651389]
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... or ventolin. Gah!!


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-15 08:23 [#00651473]
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I'd like to try bumping pelvis's to >
Underworld - Second Toughest in the infants

but then, the album is sexy enough on it's own ;|


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-04-15 08:27 [#00651477]
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I'm quite worried by this topic. Quite, quite worried.
Probably Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives. I've had sex TO
it, but not WITH it. Nah'mean?


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-04-15 11:10 [#00651678]
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Heh I'd take Drukqs cuz its amazing and there are TWO OF EM!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-04-15 11:12 [#00651682]
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I would probably like to do the nasty with

Ok Computer(RH) or Disintegration(Cure)


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-15 11:21 [#00651707]
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what a wierd wierd topic :s


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-15 11:21 [#00651708]
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Ok Computer

or

drukQs (like Job said, theres two of them)


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2003-04-15 11:26 [#00651721]
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music has the right to children, specially with turquoise
hexagon sun...


 


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