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This made me scared to... |
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That's cause you're a sissy! |
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well fuck me - I'd get a fucking heartattack if I ever came across a spider like that; IF you could call that thing a spider - looks like a eight-legged horse to me. He'd fucking squoosh me before I ever got the chance to squoosh him.. |
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Well, at least it wasn't carrying an egg sac. |
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Reminds me of when I lived in Western Australia, the cicada's and stick insects are easily as big as that thing...then when I lived in Queensland there were the banana spiders, omfg... |
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How would you know that? The spider is so big, he/she could have concealed it under one of it's 28" long legs.. For all we know it could be carrying several *goosebumps* I'm such a pussy, aren't I |
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Jesus thats fucking huge :O |
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ACK! THEY'RE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME!!!!!!!!!! damn thats huge! |
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banana spiders are 3 times the size of that sob pansies :P |
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Banana spiders are rad. |
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no they're not; they're fucking arachnoids, harr harr |
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AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im terrified of spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( |
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Spiders are delicious, the legs make good tooth picks too... |
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EIGHT! LEGGED! FREEEAAKS! |
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I watched a tv-show the other day; weird indonesian tribe members eating tarantellas, after having barbecued them on the open fire - as you mentioned, the legs make good toothpicks; that's what they used to clean out their filthy teeth after having consumed a big juicy tarantella - |
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Doesn't sound that delicious to me... that picture's I posted a link to is still in my head... I already found it scary when the thing was hiding behind the clock... |
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yeah, the freaky part was seeing the legges pop out from under the clock - I mean, fuck me brutally; that's when you surely know what awaits you: slow, painful death, with no possible chance of escape as he pumps your body full of digestionfluids, so he can drink you like a cup of sorrow |
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I hate wolf spiders, if say you get bitten on the arm you're whole arm rots and ya turn into a zombie...well maybe not the last bit, lol this topic jsut reminded me of a nightmare I had the other night about Silent Hill 3, I was actually in the game :o |
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that's sick. i really don't get why insect restaurants exist. they should be banned. eating insects is just plain WRONG :s |
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In some places around the world, you can have tiger penis soup, it's really expensive too...gives me a boner just thinking about it |
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Recently I've found the basic idea of eating dead food weird (yet I do that sometimes)... but some things are more worse than other. ;) |
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Word to that, it's way sicker to just go to some random farm and start munching on the moo's |
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hehe |
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I saw this documentary where some sort of black bee/wasp/fly whatever attacked and paralyzed this humongous tarantula. It dragged it into it's nest so the bee's offspring could devour it alive, hunter hunted. (8-S but those legs sticking out from underneath that clock is a wicked sight indeed. If I'd throw that clock off to check it out I sure as hell wouldn't do it with my hands, I'd use a stick of some kind just in case... |
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damn. i think i'd leave my house if i saw those legs coming out from underneath a clock. damn. where do you live? i'll avoid moving there. |
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this is just plain wrong. |
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I've got the creeps now,I feel thing tickling my back as I type. I'm not scared of spiders unless they're biger than 3''.Its at that point you can see their hairs! |
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i cant deal with big insects or arachnids... a friend of mine who lives in florida had a horror story about banana spiders. i mean, they have SKULLS on their backs.... |
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so this guy moved the picture.. |
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Nice spider... maybe my next avatar ;-) |
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Johnny you should be pretty familiar with sizable critters like that, coming from down under n such. Ever found scorpions in your sneakers? |
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Did everybody check page 2 on the link I posted... there are some creepy pics there to. Not as scary as on the 1st page though ;) |
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haha, i was waiting to see some fucked up flash image to pop up. that was scary enough... |
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checked page 2, found a wonderful reply to the spiderpic "No insect problem at that house... or rat problem for that matter, I imagine. -Sivar " hilarious |
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I knew i shouldn've have clicked on that link... oh my god... that's like living in your own private horrormovie! If i ever saw something like that in my house i would freak out! I can't stand anything with more than 4 legs... but at this size... i would just become irrational! Start screaming for my mommy and stuff :-p |
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hehe... can't believe I missed that comment... funny =) |
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yeah, i'd fuckin run out of the house screaming like a 5 year old....hehe. i HATE spiders, doesn't even matter how big they are. |
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I actually got grossed out by it because I had the final part of radiohead's "where i end and you begin" in my head. "i will eat you alive i will eat you alive i will eat you alive" |
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Key secret - it?s great living in sweden, isn?t it! |
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That thread is full of scary stories. I just read about a spider that was hiding under a toilet seat, and it bit some kid in his testicles :-s Or check this: "last year, i woke up for work one morning and went to the bathroom to take a shower, when i went to hop in the shower i happened to glance down for no imparticular reason, and to my surprise i saw 3 scorpians layed out in my shower. they'd somehow gotten in thru the pipes...needless to say i always look down before takin a shower now!" But that's not all: "~~ oh and i put them in a jug walked and set them free np about a mile down the road from my house, no need to kill 'em ~~"... can you imagine picking up three scorpions and putting them in a jug?! |
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yeah... sure is. where do you live in Sweden? |
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hehe... that guy cares about animals... scary story though. |
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shit thats huge i need knives! |
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!!! "a friend of mine took a friend to korea... he comes back and i stay over at his house for the night and use his sleeping bag... i come wake up it the morning with a tickle so i go to scratch and feel something... i jump out of the bag and there next to me was a fucking 6 inch jumping spider, the thing fucking jumped i kid you not... crazy as shit, come to find out those are super poisonous, i was lucky to live through the night lol..." You may want to stop reading here if you're scared of spiders (i am, and i know now i will never sleep again)... but this interesting fact was also on that page... -- "Has anyone heard the statistic that says the average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep during thier life? My 5th grade teacher told me that ... " :-0 |
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fuck.....i would so get a fucking lighter and some cooking oil and light that bitch up GOOD! i'd go ahead and let his flaming ass catch the rest of the building on fire to ensure that all other creatures of his kind got smoked to. |
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hehe... also I didn't notice your avatar had rotated back to it's original angle... George is back =) |
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"Has anyone heard the statistic that says the average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep during thier life? My 5th grade teacher told me that ... " I've heard that before, and that's got to be bullshit. Not because it sounds implausible, but because -- well, how the fuck would someone work that out?? Did a bunch of scientists observe a group of people in their sleep and discover that each person swallowed an average of ~0.0003 spiders a night? |
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true... also some countries have more bugs than others. |
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This is my scary spiderstory. Not from that site, but this actually happened to me: A few years ago i was on a family vacation in a bungalow somewhere in the woods. And on the last night of the vacation i noticed this HUGE spider on the ceiling of my room. It wasn't like the one in those pictures, but still pretty big (i asked my mom to get rid of it, and she laughed and called me a big baby... but when she came with me to catch the spider and said: oh no, that's a little too big for me, i'm not gonna catch that one. Lol). So i had to sleep with that monster in my room. It was (thankfully) on the opposite side of the room from my bed... so i just laid there for hours... not daring to go to sleep... just staring at the spider. I was so afraid it'd come over to me and build a web around my face or something. I planned to stay awake all night... which didn't work ofcourse. Eventually i drifted into sleep... and a little while later i awoke with a shock... sat up straight and was about to scream: "oh no! He got me!" Until i realised it hadn't actually moved at all. It just sat there in the corner. Peacefully. And i said to myself: "you're such a crybaby. It's just a spider... you should just get some sleep and it'll all be alright. This isn't arachnaphobia." So i went to lay down again... but just before i did... i noticed another spider crawling out of my pillow!!!! Aaarghh! At this point i just lost it. I screamed like a little girl, turned every pillow-cover and bedsheet inside out... and slept on the couch for the rest of that night. |
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"in their sleep and discover that each person swallowed an average of ~0.0003 spiders a night?" lol... well maybe sometimes people wake up in the middle of the spider-swallowing process... and that is how scientists first caught on to the fact that spiders were being swallowed whilst we slepped. I imagine after that the "average of 8" is just a calculation of chance. They divide the total number of spiders in the world by the total number of human population, and multiply the outcome with the average number of hours we sleep each night. Substract the average amount of people that sleep with their mouth open ét voila ;-) I think there's some truth to it though... spiders (like lots of animals), probably like small, dark, moist spaces... like a human mouth. It makes sense... |
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