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I'm an Eastern European immigrant and a Sex Worker. I am studying a degree in Tourism. Bonsoir! |
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im wolfslice and mostly for fun I I split my time between fresno, ca and palo alto, ca. CA stands for california, for you euros. I'm 40 years old, college graduate with honors but zero prospects (ba in psychology nets you nothing, need phd). But I also have no kids (by choice). I've been with my woman for 12 or 13 years. Generally speaking I can tell if I'm gonna get along with someone based on whether or not they like Seinfeld. If you don't like Seinfeld, you're probably not my guy. my wife also . She's a bit conservative and I'm more in the middle. We've never really had a substantial argument of any kind. |
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im Tony Danza, a famous celebrity. I'm a Taurus and I like Chihuahuas and Chinese noodles! |
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tony what was the last video game you played |
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either Hollow Knight or Rain World at my kid's insistence, he's a huge fan of both. |
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not to derail everyone's introduction further with video game chatter, but your kid does have some taste. Hollow Knight simply had great gameplay, progression, and atmosphere. I loved it. The super lonely stag beetle that transports you around really squeezed at my heart as his story unfolds. His was beautiful too. Been told to play rainworld a few times (friend says I'd enjoy the atmosphere). I'll put it in my Tony Danza queue just below Black Mass, which I plan to watch soon. |
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Yeah it's very beautiful, and the lore is great. We're looking forward to Silksong. |
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Fun fact: I was originally banned in France but in 1995 I was released by the then French Culture Secretary, Philippe Douste-Blazy. |
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I'd like you to meet my Black wife, Jane. She's pregnant with our first son, Khan Younis. |
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Father, tell us again about your childhood in Rhodesia, and your undescended third testicle. |
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hello i'm hefty princess and don't look me in the eye |
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i am going to moan very loud when i cum so you might want to put in your earplugs now |
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i am a very successful minecraft server admin |
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Hi, I’m RussellDust! I like sneakers, comic books, video games, and possibly music. |
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asian sneakers specifically |
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I am a 79 year old grandmother with a large game preserve in Kenya. I am interested in meeting a romantic partner who enjoys the thoughtful comedy of Jerry Seinfeld. |
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hi i got swollen balls and i am not afraid to use them |
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Not really, no. |
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not only asian sneakers but also asian sneakers |
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I am Tex Wildman, an expat app developer living in Thailand, and I've developed the world's first gay fertility tracking app. |
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I'm Yatta B Penkaguan CEO of this sentence, cheers |
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hi, mid 50s lizard egg collector here, scrambles and light poaching a speciality. i am also the pope |
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hi, any ponces in here? |
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nah just slags and muppets |
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oh... |
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my name is Jessop Alfrecwpse Neoccus III and i got banned from linkedin for being too linked in |
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I'm Carl Whelkins and I'm in "imports" [wiggles eyebrows obscenely] [smokers cough] |
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18/mtf/dragon-ferret |
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I'm Gentle Ben, a large friendly bear. Eating those children was a terrible mistake, and I hope you'll forgive me. I am a bear, after all. Urrrhurrrhhhh. |
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*feeds nice bear some amanita muscaria mushrooms* |
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hi i’m an intern at kawasaki motors and i enjoy extreme sports |
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sorry i meant i’m an intern at kawasaki motors and i enjoy sucking dick (dumb autofill) |
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Brunch? It depends. I mean today for example, I just had a bit of left over corned beef. |
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My new EP has been described as containing "three tribal belters and then some sound collage that could quite easily have been left off - 2.5/5" |
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I'm Vincent and I'll be your server this evening. May I recommend the smoked vegan prairie oysters? |
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Delicious to eat hot or cold. |
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I’m Jenson McLair, I don’t like apricot seeds. This place reeks (of piss) btw. |
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hello i'm vladimir. i'm russian fuckboy |
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Waking up after midday, hungover and reeking of sex. |
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I just vomited in Wigmore Hall. I've never been before, always wanted to see a concert here, about to see some modernist classical nonsense which will be right up my alley, AND I've been sick. At this stage I am winning. |
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I'm Amanda Riesling, a 3rd generation Australian winery owner and Katy Perry superfan. You're gonna hear me roar! |
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Hi I'm me myself and I. I'm just an average person with crazy brains. |
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Join me, won't you, in the Language Lab. |
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hello i am farmer who won 2023-2024 girthiest eggplant olympic |
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Despite my hard-fought and well-deserved racist credentials, I've had close friends from across pretty much all the key racial and religious groups. That said, I'd like to have more Chinese friends, so I could learn their secrets. |
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can you imagine if roger's every friend from each race was a perfect stereotype of their race |
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In a way, Aphex is his own crypto currency. |
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Favourite sort of music? Hmm, tricky one. Ethno Funk, maybe? |
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Ethno ambient jazz |
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pitchfork curated ethno jazz compilation compiled by non binary under 30s from Manhattan |
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