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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 12:35 [#02633866]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



tony hates the verge. tony doesn't want you to link
anything except archive.ph. i'm pretty set on most of tony's
website views, really.

i don't often find myself questioning. but just now... i
wonder what tony would think of this shit?


[i mean, there will be something wrong with it, obviously,
because there's always going to be something wrong to tony,
but...] here:

While the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been getting lots
of free advertising in the Tame Apple Press for its homemade
M-series chips, it would appear that they all come with a
huge baked in security flaw.

While we don’t usually want to disparage the efforts of
amateur chipmakers, in this case the M-Series has been hyped
to hell and so this side channel attack deserves a bit more
publicity than it is getting from the Tame Apple Press.

...

With this new blunder, it's Jobs' Mob has left the back door
wide open.


i read this, and think: alright, they've attempted to rip
off the writing voice The Register has, but this also has a
strange, American, Fair And Balanced, Fox News kind of voice
to it. to wit, it sounds like a Donald Trump tweet: Tame
Apple Press. capitalizing the letters; all his tricks

LAZY_TITLE

i'll block all sorts of crappy little news sites like this,
particularly crypto news sites. but i kind of like this one
and think i'll keep it for the lulz. but i really need to
know what tony thinks about it first


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:28 [#02633874]
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it's kind of funny, like the same sideband channel attack
has been performed on those voices


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:33 [#02633876]
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LAZY_TITLE

As a result, the DMP often reads the data and attempts to
treat it as an address to perform memory access. This
“dereferencing” of “pointers”—meaning the reading
of data and leaking it through a side channel—is a
flagrant violation of the constant-time paradigm.


LAZY_TITLE

that with the mind, "barn" is, all at once, the data, the
address, and the thing itself. the core idea of a CAM is a
computer memory that works like: instead of having to search
for where BARN is you just say BARN and it dumps all the
shit


sorry for ruining your thread tony


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:37 [#02633877]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



if it helps i know how i regenerate -- or, rather, inference
my way back to -- previous blather. i'm performing a
sideband attack on the prefetch mechanism, leveraging the
fact that the data and the address are effectively the same
thing

[inside of a simulation of a classical computer, running on
a hardware quantum computer that is possibly using a
hardware classical computer as a sort of hardware monitor
for the quantum computer or it's tag team and nevermind]


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-03-23 19:32 [#02633897]
Points: 15977 Status: Lurker



Wasn’t that a Tina Turner song?


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-03-23 19:33 [#02633898]
Points: 15977 Status: Lurker



“You’re my Tony website”


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-23 19:41 [#02633899]
Points: 1896 Status: Regular



I'm looking for funding for my new Muslim Drop In Centre.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:25 [#02634031]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



You're My Tony Website
Muslim Drop In Centre

and people think i'm random


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:25 [#02634032]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



i'm more a fan of Phil Spector's "To Tony is To Website"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:27 [#02634033]
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because to know tony's website is to love tony's website


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:28 [#02634034]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



but then we're just there because of the connection to ike
turner and i've no idea russell, i don't have that on tap
and i legitimately don't get the reference


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:34 [#02634035]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



then, yes, roger's. i can see this somehow came out of me
touching his pile of associations with fox news, but in the
same way i can't get a reference to a tina turner song i
haven't yet listened to, i have no idea what the fuck roger
is on about here.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-26 04:08 [#02634051]
Points: 3564 Status: Regular



I honestly can't think of a better candidate for replacement
by ChatGPT.

Would anyone notice? Could anyone notice? Should
anyone notice?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:32 [#02634060]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



i actually am a better candidate than ChatGPT itself.
they're pepsi to my coke


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:43 [#02634061]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



i guess it's almost boring to point out i began
experimenting with what i came to realize what was called
"automatic writing" easily 20 years ago. trying to write
without thinking because i want to let the deeper thing out
without my conscious mind getting in the way. then if i feel
i've managed to honestly do it, i can then contemplate what
i've vomited up and understand my innards better. but it
started as just trying to generate nonsense to write on
riced out yugo


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:51 [#02634062]
Points: 24872 Status: Regular



i looked up "automatic writing" on bad boy wiki p and that's
a relief -- alright, this is mainstream enough that it has a
wikipedia entry and i don't have to quote some
counterculture book i read 20+ years ago.

then i'll add: "after you read the wikipedia entry, remember
how adamant i am about I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT PSYCHIC SHIT
because i've spent years saying countless times: "i will not
have this weak hippie horseshit in my science"

that i can just push my conscious mind aside and squeeze my
brain like a sponge and when you say i'm ChatGPT, the way it
functionally works is actually quite similar. but i've
always been of the attitude that it's just me learning to
give answers so poorly-considered that they are truly
unfiltered


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2024-03-26 16:21 [#02634064]
Points: 3564 Status: Regular



this honestly explains so much


 


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