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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 12:35 [#02633866]
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tony hates the verge. tony doesn't want you to link anything except archive.ph. i'm pretty set on most of tony's website views, really.
i don't often find myself questioning. but just now... i wonder what tony would think of this shit?
[i mean, there will be something wrong with it, obviously, because there's always going to be something wrong to tony, but...] here:
While the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been getting lots of free advertising in the Tame Apple Press for its homemade M-series chips, it would appear that they all come with a huge baked in security flaw.
While we don’t usually want to disparage the efforts of amateur chipmakers, in this case the M-Series has been hyped to hell and so this side channel attack deserves a bit more publicity than it is getting from the Tame Apple Press.
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With this new blunder, it's Jobs' Mob has left the back door wide open.
i read this, and think: alright, they've attempted to rip off the writing voice The Register has, but this also has a strange, American, Fair And Balanced, Fox News kind of voice to it. to wit, it sounds like a Donald Trump tweet: Tame Apple Press. capitalizing the letters; all his tricks
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i'll block all sorts of crappy little news sites like this, particularly crypto news sites. but i kind of like this one and think i'll keep it for the lulz. but i really need to know what tony thinks about it first
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:28 [#02633874]
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it's kind of funny, like the same sideband channel attack has been performed on those voices
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:33 [#02633876]
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As a result, the DMP often reads the data and attempts to treat it as an address to perform memory access. This “dereferencing” of “pointers”—meaning the reading of data and leaking it through a side channel—is a flagrant violation of the constant-time paradigm.
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that with the mind, "barn" is, all at once, the data, the address, and the thing itself. the core idea of a CAM is a computer memory that works like: instead of having to search for where BARN is you just say BARN and it dumps all the shit
sorry for ruining your thread tony
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-23 13:37 [#02633877]
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if it helps i know how i regenerate -- or, rather, inference my way back to -- previous blather. i'm performing a sideband attack on the prefetch mechanism, leveraging the fact that the data and the address are effectively the same thing
[inside of a simulation of a classical computer, running on a hardware quantum computer that is possibly using a hardware classical computer as a sort of hardware monitor for the quantum computer or it's tag team and nevermind]
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RussellDust
on 2024-03-23 19:32 [#02633897]
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Wasn’t that a Tina Turner song?
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RussellDust
on 2024-03-23 19:33 [#02633898]
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“You’re my Tony website”
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-03-23 19:41 [#02633899]
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I'm looking for funding for my new Muslim Drop In Centre.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:25 [#02634031]
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You're My Tony Website Muslim Drop In Centre
and people think i'm random
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:25 [#02634032]
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i'm more a fan of Phil Spector's "To Tony is To Website"
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:27 [#02634033]
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because to know tony's website is to love tony's website
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:28 [#02634034]
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but then we're just there because of the connection to ike turner and i've no idea russell, i don't have that on tap and i legitimately don't get the reference
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 01:34 [#02634035]
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then, yes, roger's. i can see this somehow came out of me touching his pile of associations with fox news, but in the same way i can't get a reference to a tina turner song i haven't yet listened to, i have no idea what the fuck roger is on about here.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-26 04:08 [#02634051]
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I honestly can't think of a better candidate for replacement by ChatGPT.
Would anyone notice? Could anyone notice? Should anyone notice?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:32 [#02634060]
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i actually am a better candidate than ChatGPT itself. they're pepsi to my coke
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:43 [#02634061]
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i guess it's almost boring to point out i began experimenting with what i came to realize what was called "automatic writing" easily 20 years ago. trying to write without thinking because i want to let the deeper thing out without my conscious mind getting in the way. then if i feel i've managed to honestly do it, i can then contemplate what i've vomited up and understand my innards better. but it started as just trying to generate nonsense to write on riced out yugo
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-03-26 15:51 [#02634062]
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i looked up "automatic writing" on bad boy wiki p and that's a relief -- alright, this is mainstream enough that it has a wikipedia entry and i don't have to quote some counterculture book i read 20+ years ago.
then i'll add: "after you read the wikipedia entry, remember how adamant i am about I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT PSYCHIC SHIT because i've spent years saying countless times: "i will not have this weak hippie horseshit in my science"
that i can just push my conscious mind aside and squeeze my brain like a sponge and when you say i'm ChatGPT, the way it functionally works is actually quite similar. but i've always been of the attitude that it's just me learning to give answers so poorly-considered that they are truly unfiltered
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-03-26 16:21 [#02634064]
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this honestly explains so much
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