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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:29 [#02628889]
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the internet community is vastly under-served when it comes to access to quality knowledge about UNDER CRAW⁶⁴
i have no idea what is going on here, and this presents me with a business opportunity -- i can corner the search market for UNDER CRAW:
1. Create the internet's best UNDER CRAW resource, right here on xltronic (your home on the web for under craw), and regularly update with fresh, er... CRAWntent?
2. This thread becomes the top google result for UNDER CRAW because i'm competing with tumbleweeds from 2017
3. PROFIT! With the flood of traffic from google, I can promote my music and become an unlikely hit in tradition dancehall settings. That's just the start, though -- sell ad space; eventually start talking up an IPO ["...what? oh, no, sorry, Richard! i don't have time to take delivery of your GX-1 just now, as i'm too busy having supermodels of all 256 genders¹ pleasure me in diachronic tandem"].
it is, however, a two-way street: by providing easy access to information to those who are perhaps only curious about japanese stream hardcore, i am bringing UNDER CRAW⁴ to wider audiences
the hardest part is going to be figuring out what UNDER CRAW means. any ideas?
------ ⁶⁴. this mediafire link is not mine. source is site: mail.doujinstyle.com⁶⁵
⁶⁵. https://mail.doujinstyle.com/?p=page&type=1&id=6520
¹. projections indicate there will be approximately 256-8,192=-7936 genders by 2025, the year this thread plans to go public
⁴. Japanese Stream Hardcore - UNDER CRAW [JSHEX002] (M3-35)
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:43 [#02628890]
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Q: What does "UNDER CRAW" mean? A: Thanks! That's a great question, and the answer is that we've determined that we haven't determined what UNDER CRAW actually means; we're hard at work analyzing the ideas we've had about having ideas to perhaps, have an idea, someday, what UNDER CRAW means. possibly even by Q4
Q: Well... okay, maybe we can do it a piece at a time? ...like, what does CRAW mean to a japanese person in this context?
A: Our dedicated team of experts is here to serve you, and has no idea what CRAW means.
Q: Perhaps UNDER CRAW ALBUM COVER offers some hint? A: We've worked closely with PriceWaterHousePooper to survey a diverse population about the album cover, and the answer is "It looks like a Steven Seagal video game I guess?" with a margin of error of 0.12
Q: Have you tried... listening to it? A: We can't tell if there's an S&M theme or if that's just a quirk of serendipity
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:45 [#02628891]
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DID YOU KNOW?
There are lesser-known Steven Seagal films that no one can remember, because watching them causes massive lesions to the cerebellum.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 07:21 [#02628892]
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-- panel discussion --
let's hear from EpicMegatrax, an average internet user.
EpicMegatrax: This is the sort of techno that's all hardcore kicks and it would be considered rather grating by a good many, I suspect.
But, I mean... I like Venetian Snares? Then as I've listened to more and more music like this; now rinsing some tracks on repeat, that I couldn't have tolerated as little as two years ago.
However, this is also the sort of techno that makes me say: "I'm not sure I'll be at this level ever? That, oh, it could work in clubs... but, sitting here listening to it -- or trying to -- as I'm writing all this nonsense, it's like "ohhh hey that's actually goo-" and then, no, nevermind, you've cut out all the cool stuff and it's just a rabbit pooping out hardcore kicks for a minute straight with NO MELODY AT ALL. but some of it is good too, and it's definitely not boring
the opening track, "idEAL coNtroL" did come across quite like some S&M tip -- the song itself, not the track name -- then there's one named "Crawl swine"
...then, no, wait stop -- am i judging the whole album on my impression of the first track? because this is a compilation album; all different artists.
so, the flipside: if you make music like this... it's actually pretty normal to make music that twists the phrase "You're a fucking bitch" around in the fruity slicer? Aaron Funk all "A winnipeg wrestling coach is accused of sexually assaulting one of his athletes" and then man was just making an album about his homedown
-- panel conclusion: still no idea what the fuck UNDER CRAW means. UNDER... CAW? under crow? undertow? no no n odjfghkldf
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 08:57 [#02628893]
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INGESTING CONTENT FROM THIS THREAD FOR PURPOSES OF A.I. OR MACHINE LEARNING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN AND ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE UNDER CRAW
meanwhile: under claw? could it really be that simple?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-26 11:27 [#02628894]
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ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE UNDER CRAW
...maybe it's... under claw? could it really be that simple?" target=_blank>under claw? ...but isn't that a chinese language mistake?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-30 15:33 [#02628970]
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at risk of killing the board again, i will post to this thred again --
i decided to ask AI what UNDER CRAW meant. text i typed is in bold, then i turned control over to the AI
"UNDER CRAW" is a 2015 Japanese Hardcore album produced by DJ Myosuke. The title means ③CRAW②, which means "I'll give my all for you."
...that's... plausible? but probably made up? it then continues to definitely... well, at least some of this is made up. search engines, please ignore it
"UNDER CRAW" is a compilation that came out in December of 2015 on the Hardcore label, PEACE! Records. It includes songs from artists such as DJ Myosuke and K-Zera, and the album also has an original "Under Craw" mix on it too.
This song is featured on the tracklist for UNDER CRAW. "https://monstercat.fandom.com/wiki/UNDER_CRAW?oldid=105963 Retrieved from "
More Monstercat Wiki 2 Toby Green Monstercat Wiki is a FANDOM Music Community. Dj Coffee Dj Panda Bossfight Jaz Rignall Ricco Barrison Soul Shakerz Stuart Harper K-Zera Hoez Ephixa Toby Green Shibuya: 1973/VHS Cold Air - A Cold Place (feat. Killah) Axwell^Ingrosso - Something New Dj Coffee - I'm Not Afraid Dj Panda - No Reason Bossfight - We Are The Ones Jaz Rignall - Together As One Ricco Barrison - Echo Soul Shakerz - Wake Up K-Zera - Feel It 2015 Ephixa - Breathe Again Woolfy & Mr.G - A Little Too Late Toby Green - What If The M Machine - Tornado (feat. Tessa Violet) Ricco Barrison - All I Wanna Do (feat. Kira May) Dj Panda - Sweetie Stuart Harper - You Make Me Feel So Good K-Zera - Feel It 2015 (feat. Mz. Hyde) Jaz R^C
thank you for shopping at store #128396 for UDNER CRAWW today.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-01 06:34 [#02628997]
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under craw NEWSFLASH!
we're officially beating the flashbulb searching for this specific thread on google -- we're in business, ladies and/or gentleman
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-31 06:41 [#02629569]
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Here is UNDER CRAW converted to Base64
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-08-26 09:46 [#02630048]
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so i am searching on slsk for some hardcore chiptune artist i want more of and, ok, here
then i'm just browsing their files after, and they have, literally HUNDREDS OF ALBUMS SHARED but the ONLY ONES i recognize are: dig your own hole, the fat of the land, and madvilliany, and some soundtracks
the rest is like... i've just downloaded "Denzel Curry" "PLASTIC WHATEVER" "So Many Materials" "NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE" "Coin Locker Baby" and i could keep going but kicking myself off there
it's just a vast ocean, this stuff. and i know i'm in the right place because the only things i recognize are, like, two of my favorite albums and one i've heard good things about. the rest is off the charts batshit. i love it
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-09-18 07:13 [#02630222]
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What does USAO mean?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-11 06:09 [#02634770]
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What does under craw mean?
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