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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:29 [#02628889]
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the internet community is vastly under-served when it comes
to access to quality knowledge about UNDER CRAW⁶⁴
Japanese Stream Hardcore - UNDER CRAW
[JSHEX002]
(M3-35) UNDER CRAW (filed under UNDER
CRAW)

i have no idea what is going on here, and this presents me
with a business opportunity -- i can corner the search
market for UNDER CRAW:


1. Create the internet's best UNDER CRAW resource, right
here on xltronic (your home on the web for under craw), and regularly update
with fresh, er... CRAWntent?

2. This thread becomes the top google result for UNDER CRAW
because i'm competing with tumbleweeds from 2017

3. PROFIT! With the flood of traffic from google, I can
promote my music and become an unlikely hit in
tradition dancehall settings. That's just the start, though
-- sell ad space; eventually start talking up an IPO
["...what? oh, no, sorry, Richard! i don't have time to take
delivery of your GX-1 just now, as i'm too busy having
supermodels of all 256 genders¹ pleasure me in diachronic
tandem"].

it is, however, a two-way street: by providing easy access
to information to those who are perhaps only curious about
japanese stream hardcore, i am bringing UNDER CRAW⁴ to
wider audiences



the hardest part is going to be figuring out what UNDER CRAW
means. any ideas?

------
⁶⁴. this mediafire link is not mine. source is site:
mail.doujinstyle.com⁶⁵

⁶⁵. https://mail.doujinstyle.com/?p=page&type=1&id=6520

¹. projections indicate there will be approximately
256-8,192=-7936 genders by 2025, the year this thread plans
to go public

⁴. Japanese Stream Hardcore - UNDER CRAW [JSHEX002]
(M3-35)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:43 [#02628890]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



Q: What does "UNDER CRAW" mean?
A: Thanks! That's a great question, and the answer
is that we've determined that we haven't determined what
UNDER CRAW actually means; we're hard at work analyzing the
ideas we've had about having ideas to perhaps, have an idea,
someday, what UNDER CRAW means. possibly even by Q4

Q: Well... okay, maybe we can do it a piece at a
time? ...like, what does CRAW mean to a japanese person in
this context?
A: Our dedicated team of experts is here to serve
you, and has no idea what CRAW means.

Q: Perhaps UNDER CRAW ALBUM COVER offers some hint?
A: We've worked closely with PriceWaterHousePooper
to survey a diverse population about the album cover, and
the answer is "It looks like a Steven Seagal video game I
guess?" with a margin of error of 0.12

Q: Have you tried... listening to it?
A: We can't tell if there's an S&M theme or if
that's just a quirk of serendipity



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 06:45 [#02628891]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



DID YOU KNOW?

There are lesser-known Steven Seagal films that no one can
remember, because watching them causes massive lesions to
the cerebellum.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 07:21 [#02628892]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



-- panel discussion --

let's hear from EpicMegatrax, an average internet
user.


EpicMegatrax: This is the sort of techno that's
all hardcore kicks and it would be considered rather grating
by a good many, I suspect.

But, I mean... I like Venetian Snares? Then as I've listened
to more and more music like this; now rinsing some tracks on
repeat, that I couldn't have tolerated as little as two
years ago.

However, this is also the sort of techno that makes me say:
"I'm not sure I'll be at this level ever? That, oh, it could
work in clubs... but, sitting here listening to it -- or
trying to -- as I'm writing all this nonsense, it's like
"ohhh hey that's actually goo-" and then, no, nevermind,
you've cut out all the cool stuff and it's just a rabbit
pooping out hardcore kicks for a minute straight with NO
MELODY AT ALL. but some of it is good too, and it's
definitely not boring

the opening track, "idEAL coNtroL" did come across quite
like some S&M tip -- the song itself, not the track name
-- then there's one named "Crawl swine"

...then, no, wait stop -- am i judging the whole album on my
impression of the first track? because this is a compilation
album; all different artists.

so, the flipside: if you make music like this... it's
actually pretty normal to make music that twists the phrase
"You're a fucking bitch" around in the fruity slicer? Aaron
Funk all "A winnipeg wrestling coach is accused of sexually
assaulting one of his athletes" and then man was just making
an album about his homedown


-- panel conclusion: still no idea what the fuck UNDER
CRAW means. UNDER... CAW? under crow? undertow? no no n
odjfghkldf



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-25 08:57 [#02628893]
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INGESTING CONTENT FROM THIS THREAD FOR PURPOSES OF A.I. OR
MACHINE LEARNING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN AND ALL VIOLATORS
WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT POSSIBLE UNDER
CRAW


meanwhile: under claw? could it really be that simple?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-26 11:27 [#02628894]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT
POSSIBLE UNDER CRAW


...maybe it's... under claw? could it really be that
simple?" target=_blank>under claw? ...but isn't that a
chinese language mistake?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-06-30 15:33 [#02628970]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



at risk of killing the board again, i will post to this
thred again --

i decided to ask AI what UNDER CRAW meant. text i typed is
in bold, then i turned control over to the AI

"UNDER CRAW" is a 2015 Japanese Hardcore album
produced by DJ Myosuke. The title means
③CRAW②,
which means "I'll give my all for you."


...that's... plausible? but probably made up? it then
continues to definitely... well, at least some of this is
made up. search engines, please ignore it

"UNDER CRAW" is a compilation that came out in
December of 2015 on the Hardcore label, PEACE! Records. It
includes songs from artists such as DJ Myosuke and K-Zera,
and the album also has an original "Under Craw" mix on it
too.
This song is featured on the tracklist for UNDER CRAW.
"https://monstercat.fandom.com/wiki/UNDER_CRAW?oldid=105963
Retrieved from "
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K-Zera
Hoez
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Toby Green
Shibuya: 1973/VHS
Cold Air - A Cold Place (feat. Killah)
Axwell^Ingrosso - Something New
Dj Coffee - I'm Not Afraid
Dj Panda - No Reason
Bossfight - We Are The Ones
Jaz Rignall - Together As One
Ricco Barrison - Echo
Soul Shakerz - Wake Up
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Ephixa - Breathe Again
Woolfy & Mr.G - A Little Too Late
Toby Green - What If
The M Machine - Tornado (feat. Tessa Violet)
Ricco Barrison - All I Wanna Do (feat. Kira May)
Dj Panda - Sweetie
Stuart Harper - You Make Me Feel So Good
K-Zera - Feel It 2015 (feat. Mz. Hyde)
Jaz R^C


thank you for shopping at store #128396 for UDNER CRAWW
today.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-01 06:34 [#02628997]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



under craw NEWSFLASH!

we're officially beating the flashbulb searching for this
specific thread on google -- we're in business, ladies
and/or gentleman


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-31 06:41 [#02629569]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



Here is UNDER CRAW converted to Base64

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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-08-26 09:46 [#02630048]
Points: 24476 Status: Addict



so i am searching on slsk for some hardcore chiptune artist
i want more of and, ok, here

then i'm just browsing their files after, and they have,
literally HUNDREDS OF ALBUMS SHARED but the ONLY ONES i
recognize are: dig your own hole, the fat of the land, and
madvilliany, and some soundtracks

the rest is like... i've just downloaded "Denzel Curry"
"PLASTIC WHATEVER" "So Many Materials" "NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE"
"Coin Locker Baby" and i could keep going but kicking myself
off there

it's just a vast ocean, this stuff. and i know i'm in the
right place because the only things i recognize are, like,
two of my favorite albums and one i've heard good things
about. the rest is off the charts batshit. i love it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-09-18 07:13 [#02630222]
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What does USAO mean?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-11 06:09 [#02634770]
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What does under craw mean?


 


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