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Star Wars IX
 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-13 09:36 [#02574392]
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Trailer’s out

Gonna watch it
After boycotting the han solo movie

Jj abrams is an expert at making something fun to watch once


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-13 09:38 [#02574393]
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Looking forward to JJ introducing the music of the Beastie
Boys into Star Wars.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2019-04-13 09:51 [#02574394]
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i saw han solo movie at home and .. actually enjoyed it.
it's sheer level of, not trying to do anything new or
different actually suited the star wars franchise (in its
current, pretty boring iteration) totally fine.

will probably do the same with this new film. wait til it's
available to watch at home. cinema audiences (especially for
marvel/star wars action movie) are fucked in the head.
talking and crinkling plastic wrappers and crunching away on
the loudest food items they could sneak in from supermarket.


once saw Alien at a modern big franchise cinema chain, as
part of a "RETRO CLASSICS" thing they were doing. bunch of
teenager girls infront of us talking, browsing phones,
taking selfies and having the flash on the camera go off.
before realising they were totally not interested in the
movie and deciding to walk out ~15 minutes into the movie,
still talking and with a "SEE YA, LOSERS!" kind of attitude.


pretty much... never go to the cinemas. people are fucked.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-13 09:54 [#02574395]
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LAZY_JJ


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-13 10:13 [#02574396]
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I couldn't watch Solo, I didn't like the hamfaced guy in the
title role, but what really killed it for me is when
khaleesi showed up with her bad acting making the bad
dialogue even worse. Don't think I got 15 minutes into it.
Thank god for Netflix.

IX looks fun, I will give it a chance, then again I liked
VIII, an unpopular opinion around here. I hope they have the
green milk beasts again.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-13 12:49 [#02574401]
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loved the teaser, can’t wait!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-13 13:30 [#02574403]
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"rise of the" as a title prefix is surely played out by now?


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-13 13:35 [#02574404]
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rise of the jj abram


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-13 13:35 [#02574405]
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fucking star wars dude


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2019-04-13 13:41 [#02574406]
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i had issues with episode 8, but my biggest gripes was more
how it continued episode 7. like, episode 7 didn't really
amount to anything but fun reboot of 1977 film, with new
cast of characters. it felt like an introduction. or a
promise of a fun new series of films. the film itself wasn't
exactly a blast or anything, but it seemed like it was
moving the films into the right direction and making them
fun family friendly action romps, for rey and finn and paul
damogen to go on adventures in future films.

and then 8 just didn't deliver on anything at all.
it was like a double let down. it made 8 a disappointment
as well as retroactively confirming 7 to be a
disappointment.

it very much just confirmed that me not giving a shit about
the films at all lol


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-13 13:42 [#02574407]
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fucking gay ass umbromans watch star wars


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-13 13:53 [#02574409]
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I agree


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-13 15:38 [#02574412]
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i'm cautiously looking forward to it but by gob i hope they
don't ruin everything that made 8 cool
like please please don't make rey a secret skywalker clone
with the good aristocratic genes and kylo a badass with the
repaired helm and everyone doing cool mindless heroic
sacrifice


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-14 07:59 [#02574427]
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Let's hope there's more _getting away_ from Star Wars so
that Star Wars can finally deliver what it hinted at when it
first appeared in 1977; *not being Star Wars*


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 12:49 [#02574433]
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"If one has character one also has one’s typical
experience, which recurs repeatedly." - Nietzsche


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 13:58 [#02574446]
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To quote, or not to quote, that is the question:


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:02 [#02574450]
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in a way im glad lucas made the phantom menace cos it means
I go into watching star wars films not made by him with an a
less biased eye


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 14:08 [#02574452]
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“If you’re not with me/us, you’re against me/us”

Anakin Skywalker, Jesus, Mussolini, Orwell, Bush jr, Vic
Toews, Sarah Palin, Erdogan, Lenin, Hilary Clinton, Stephen
Colbert, Gaston (from beauty and the beast), Lex Luthor,
Shredder and many more.


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 14:38 [#02574459]
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"If the fool would persist in his folly he would become
wise." - William Blake


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 14:43 [#02574461]
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shut up you don't know anything


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 15:05 [#02574464]
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heaven
heaven is a place
where nothing
nothing ever happens


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 15:07 [#02574465]
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"bitches don't know bout my eternal recurrence" - Nietzsche


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 15:08 [#02574466]
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god forbid 40 years of star wars films would be in a
conversation with each other


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 15:30 [#02574470]
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ah xltronic

I love you more than roger wilco loves stasis
I love you more than umbro is racist
I love you more than star wars should never change

maybe it's like endless threads by epicmegatrax
maybe it's like how wavephace jacks and jacks and jacks
maybe it's like eating shit, with ampi max!
cha cha cha!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 15:34 [#02574471]
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i like xltronic too


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2019-04-14 16:24 [#02574472]
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maybe it's like eating shit, with ampi max!

ampi joined my shit eating party


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-14 17:27 [#02574476]
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Nietzsche is right, so you dont tremble over shit anymore


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 17:29 [#02574477]
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Umbro this umbro that
Water off a duck’s back


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 17:56 [#02574478]
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Apparently the new saga starting after episode 9 will be set
in the Miami club scene, and primarily deal with self image.
There will be jet ski fight offs.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 17:58 [#02574479]
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At the end of the ninth film you learn that it all took
place inside an atom within a cashew nut.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 18:00 [#02574480]
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At what point did star wars jump the shark?


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-14 18:44 [#02574481]
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I'm the one that likes stasis in individual things
but the progressives are the cool ones because they want
everything to be the fucking same.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 19:02 [#02574483]
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Episode 8 was the height of it maybe. But to answer your
question: never.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 19:03 [#02574484]
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“I want everything to be made for me or it’s shit” gen


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-14 19:49 [#02574489]
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I want to my movies and series to have modern, relatable
characters the I can then carefully plot their placement on
the GENDER GRAPH.


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 20:25 [#02574490]
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the progressives are the cool ones because they want
everything to be the fucking same.


Well of course. It doesn't matter how much actual variety
there is, if the only salient point for you is that it is
all not-me. Not my interests, not my nostalgia, not
my comfort zone. It becomes for you an undifferentiated mass
of otherness.

The discomfort you feel is called lack of representation.
Except in your case you still have representation - it's
just not the 100% representation you're used to, and it
burns.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 20:28 [#02574491]
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Yo.

Turn the racism down a notch would ya?


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-14 20:37 [#02574492]
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good news is everyone’s racism pales in comparison to
umbroman


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 20:42 [#02574493]
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Why do you say that? In a star wars thread


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 21:10 [#02574494]
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its star wars


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 21:14 [#02574495]
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jesus incels really are rotting everyone's minds how did it
get like this
how are the new star wars even seen as paragons of sjw
filmmaking, this is so fucking stupid


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 21:16 [#02574496]
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Laura Dern with the purple hair did it for me


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 21:21 [#02574497]
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C’mon Leia, why don’t you take a look around? Can’t
you see what Luke is up against? You could have a “nice
guy” like him. Instead, you are turning your back on him.
Forget that it was Luke that saved you from having your
atoms scattered throughout the galaxy. Forget that it was
Luke, and not Han Solo, that wanted you rescued from the
Death Star detention area. But you don’t need to remember
all that, Leia. As long as hot-lips Han is around, who needs
Luke anyway?



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 21:25 [#02574498]
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real talk what the fuck is distinctly progressive about the
new star wars? like apart from hair and a woman? what is the
break in politics? explain yourselves fuckers


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 21:34 [#02574500]
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The new ones feel weird, it’s not the same feeling as the
originals. I don’t really care though.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-04-14 21:37 [#02574501]
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Luke is an incel hermit himself


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-14 21:45 [#02574502]
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yeh the originals are 40 years old
(the first star wars in its original cut is still the most
exciting of the whole bunch of course)

luke is an mgtow which is an honourable choice


 

offline Tony Danza from Moominvalley on 2019-04-14 22:00 [#02574503]
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roger wilco I forgive everything because of the victor
bergman avatar, I love you


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 22:10 [#02574504]
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I guess I’m reading Wilco wrong. Isn’t he taking the
piss?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 22:14 [#02574505]
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I read the thread again. It’s quite silly.


 


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