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Trailer’s out Gonna watch it After boycotting the han solo movie Jj abrams is an expert at making something fun to watch once |
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Looking forward to JJ introducing the music of the Beastie Boys into Star Wars. |
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i saw han solo movie at home and .. actually enjoyed it. it's sheer level of, not trying to do anything new or different actually suited the star wars franchise (in its current, pretty boring iteration) totally fine. will probably do the same with this new film. wait til it's available to watch at home. cinema audiences (especially for marvel/star wars action movie) are fucked in the head. talking and crinkling plastic wrappers and crunching away on the loudest food items they could sneak in from supermarket. once saw Alien at a modern big franchise cinema chain, as part of a "RETRO CLASSICS" thing they were doing. bunch of teenager girls infront of us talking, browsing phones, taking selfies and having the flash on the camera go off. before realising they were totally not interested in the movie and deciding to walk out ~15 minutes into the movie, still talking and with a "SEE YA, LOSERS!" kind of attitude. pretty much... never go to the cinemas. people are fucked. |
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I couldn't watch Solo, I didn't like the hamfaced guy in the title role, but what really killed it for me is when khaleesi showed up with her bad acting making the bad dialogue even worse. Don't think I got 15 minutes into it. Thank god for Netflix. IX looks fun, I will give it a chance, then again I liked VIII, an unpopular opinion around here. I hope they have the green milk beasts again. |
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loved the teaser, can’t wait! |
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"rise of the" as a title prefix is surely played out by now? |
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rise of the jj abram |
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fucking star wars dude |
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i had issues with episode 8, but my biggest gripes was more how it continued episode 7. like, episode 7 didn't really amount to anything but fun reboot of 1977 film, with new cast of characters. it felt like an introduction. or a promise of a fun new series of films. the film itself wasn't exactly a blast or anything, but it seemed like it was moving the films into the right direction and making them fun family friendly action romps, for rey and finn and paul damogen to go on adventures in future films. and then 8 just didn't deliver on anything at all. it was like a double let down. it made 8 a disappointment as well as retroactively confirming 7 to be a disappointment. it very much just confirmed that me not giving a shit about the films at all lol |
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fucking gay ass umbromans watch star wars |
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I agree |
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i'm cautiously looking forward to it but by gob i hope they don't ruin everything that made 8 cool like please please don't make rey a secret skywalker clone with the good aristocratic genes and kylo a badass with the repaired helm and everyone doing cool mindless heroic sacrifice |
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Let's hope there's more _getting away_ from Star Wars so that Star Wars can finally deliver what it hinted at when it first appeared in 1977; *not being Star Wars* |
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"If one has character one also has one’s typical experience, which recurs repeatedly." - Nietzsche |
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To quote, or not to quote, that is the question: |
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in a way im glad lucas made the phantom menace cos it means I go into watching star wars films not made by him with an a less biased eye |
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“If you’re not with me/us, you’re against me/us” Anakin Skywalker, Jesus, Mussolini, Orwell, Bush jr, Vic Toews, Sarah Palin, Erdogan, Lenin, Hilary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Gaston (from beauty and the beast), Lex Luthor, Shredder and many more. |
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"If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise." - William Blake |
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shut up you don't know anything |
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heaven heaven is a place where nothing nothing ever happens |
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"bitches don't know bout my eternal recurrence" - Nietzsche |
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god forbid 40 years of star wars films would be in a conversation with each other |
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ah xltronic I love you more than roger wilco loves stasis I love you more than umbro is racist I love you more than star wars should never change maybe it's like endless threads by epicmegatrax maybe it's like how wavephace jacks and jacks and jacks maybe it's like eating shit, with ampi max! cha cha cha! |
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i like xltronic too |
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maybe it's like eating shit, with ampi max! ampi joined my shit eating party |
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Nietzsche is right, so you dont tremble over shit anymore |
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Umbro this umbro that Water off a duck’s back |
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Apparently the new saga starting after episode 9 will be set in the Miami club scene, and primarily deal with self image. There will be jet ski fight offs. |
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At the end of the ninth film you learn that it all took place inside an atom within a cashew nut. |
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At what point did star wars jump the shark? |
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I'm the one that likes stasis in individual things but the progressives are the cool ones because they want everything to be the fucking same. |
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Episode 8 was the height of it maybe. But to answer your question: never. |
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“I want everything to be made for me or it’s shit” gen |
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I want to my movies and series to have modern, relatable characters the I can then carefully plot their placement on the GENDER GRAPH. |
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the progressives are the cool ones because they want everything to be the fucking same. Well of course. It doesn't matter how much actual variety there is, if the only salient point for you is that it is all not-me. Not my interests, not my nostalgia, not my comfort zone. It becomes for you an undifferentiated mass of otherness. The discomfort you feel is called lack of representation. Except in your case you still have representation - it's just not the 100% representation you're used to, and it burns. |
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Yo. Turn the racism down a notch would ya? |
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good news is everyone’s racism pales in comparison to umbroman |
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Why do you say that? In a star wars thread |
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its star wars |
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jesus incels really are rotting everyone's minds how did it get like this how are the new star wars even seen as paragons of sjw filmmaking, this is so fucking stupid |
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Laura Dern with the purple hair did it for me |
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C’mon Leia, why don’t you take a look around? Can’t you see what Luke is up against? You could have a “nice guy” like him. Instead, you are turning your back on him. Forget that it was Luke that saved you from having your atoms scattered throughout the galaxy. Forget that it was Luke, and not Han Solo, that wanted you rescued from the Death Star detention area. But you don’t need to remember all that, Leia. As long as hot-lips Han is around, who needs Luke anyway? |
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real talk what the fuck is distinctly progressive about the new star wars? like apart from hair and a woman? what is the break in politics? explain yourselves fuckers |
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The new ones feel weird, it’s not the same feeling as the originals. I don’t really care though. |
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Luke is an incel hermit himself |
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yeh the originals are 40 years old (the first star wars in its original cut is still the most exciting of the whole bunch of course) luke is an mgtow which is an honourable choice |
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roger wilco I forgive everything because of the victor bergman avatar, I love you |
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I guess I’m reading Wilco wrong. Isn’t he taking the piss? |
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I read the thread again. It’s quite silly. |
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