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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-04-05 02:28 [#02573443]
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I think of your buttcrack as EpicMegaCrack. I think this,
because it is. Like, it's really wild and goes on zany
adventures in a '90s cartoon kind of way. Not your whole
butt, just the crack area. And you're always trying to rein
it in, to keep it from embarrassing you in front of your
friends and co-workers. But you can't, because it's too
radical and has space alien/xtreme skater powers and it only
answers to the call of the void. And oh man, if you bend
over in tight pants, it's definitely going to break loose
every time. Mostly it just disappears, returning days or
weeks later laden with miscellanea and trailing broken
objects behind it. It's like a gluteal magpie on
rollerblades. Sometimes it even helps people. And no one,
least of all you, is certain whether it's really sentient or
some bizarre manifestation of entropy. It's a mad crack,
your EpicMegaCrack.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 02:41 [#02573444]
Points: 11667 Status: Lurker



welcome to the spent chaos that builds up over the course of
doing pretty well at a 9-5 programming job


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 02:51 [#02573445]
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pants and imprinting


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 02:52 [#02573446]
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pants that fit


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-04-05 02:59 [#02573447]
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low IQ retard thread


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-04-05 03:06 [#02573449]
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Well, yeah, it is now.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 03:07 [#02573450]
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pants pants pants pants
pants pants pants pants
pants pants LAZY_PANTS
pants pants pants
pants pants pants
pants


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 03:12 [#02573451]
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pants pants pants pants


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 03:12 [#02573452]
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pants are a cognitive burden


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-05 09:55 [#02573466]
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EPIC MEGA TITS!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 15:17 [#02573484]
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you mean EpicMegaCack


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 15:22 [#02573485]
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epicmegatrax > a gimp excreta


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 15:24 [#02573486]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 16:02 [#02573487]
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mermaidman > a madmen rim


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 16:03 [#02573488]
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Mohamed if you had one more m in your name it would have
been > ham modem


 


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