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I think of your buttcrack as EpicMegaCrack. I think this, because it is. Like, it's really wild and goes on zany adventures in a '90s cartoon kind of way. Not your whole butt, just the crack area. And you're always trying to rein it in, to keep it from embarrassing you in front of your friends and co-workers. But you can't, because it's too radical and has space alien/xtreme skater powers and it only answers to the call of the void. And oh man, if you bend over in tight pants, it's definitely going to break loose every time. Mostly it just disappears, returning days or weeks later laden with miscellanea and trailing broken objects behind it. It's like a gluteal magpie on rollerblades. Sometimes it even helps people. And no one, least of all you, is certain whether it's really sentient or some bizarre manifestation of entropy. It's a mad crack, your EpicMegaCrack. |
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welcome to the spent chaos that builds up over the course of doing pretty well at a 9-5 programming job |
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and imprinting |
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that fit |
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low IQ retard thread |
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Well, yeah, it is now. |
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pants are a cognitive burden |
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EPIC MEGA TITS! |
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you mean EpicMegaCack |
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epicmegatrax > a gimp excreta |
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lol |
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mermaidman > a madmen rim |
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Mohamed if you had one more m in your name it would have been > ham modem |
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