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What, like killing 450 wild pigs with a machine gun riding a helicopter? |
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how to by pants a guide for hopeless neckbeards 1. Go to a clothes store. If you need instructions for this, I'm afraid you'll have to find an additional how-to on the topic. 2. Locate pants that seem like the sort of thing you might wear. 3. Pick a pair, unfold it, and hold it up to your waist. It should be a bit wider than you, since it's flat. Legs should touch the floor, just barely. If it seems way too big or too small, put it back and try another. 4. Take 3-4 pairs that cover a small range around the "looks like it'd fit" zone to the dressing room. 5. Try them on. If they feel tight, they do not fit. If they're above your ankles, they do not fit. If there is more than an inch or so of fabric on the floor, they do not fit. Look at yourself in the mirror. If you do not like how they look, they do not fit. If you're not sure how they look, you're probably still OK. 6. If none of those 3-4 pairs fit, go back into the store and get more (remember to put your original pants back on first, though!). Don't worry about putting them back on the rack; the store staff is like your mom and will pick up after you. 7. When you find one that fits, this is YOUR SIZE. Note the length, width, and pant style. 8. If you want more than one pair of pants, repeat steps 2-7. You'll note that different brands, different styles "run" slightly differently; e.g. the size numbers vary. Even if you know your size, always try before buy. 9. If you're totally lost, ask the store staff. They know just as much as your mom, if not more. This is actually not a bad way to meet women. 10. If all else fails, have your mom take you to the store and teach you what this guide has failed to teach you ===Yours pantily, EpicMegaPants |
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no, like shitting in his pants for a week before showing up to the draft board in order to get out of going to vietnam. as well as being a fucking jerk. |
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I found some style guides on the net. I only need money to buy new clothes. |
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that is also an entirely seperate howto. monoid, you're a waste of my time. i will not write any more guides for you |
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What is the IDM fashion style for men? Is there any? |
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Larry David style. |
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I want to know how to dress and i want to get rid of my psychological problems concerning clothing. |
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IDM fashion = 2+ inches larger waist jeans that are beatup, grey hoodie, facial hair or none, scraggly hair or pony tail or bald, acne and oily or smooth skin, extremely stupid skinny or lazy-fat, hunched over posture from overuse of laptop. For IDM shoes: shiny leather tap dancing shoes. |
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you forgot: no girlfriend |
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Someone in this thread wears nothing but pajama pants. I'll give you a hint (it's not me.) <3 |
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I've been wearing it for over ten years: jeans, idm related T-shirt, sneakers. Can't go wrong, well.. maybe.. with the sneakers or jeans..just keep those plain and simple and you'll be fine. |
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You can't go wrong with black skinny jeans, a black and white-tripped mime shirt, a terrorist scarf, a knit cap, oversized sunglasses and chuck taylors. |
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You can't go wrong with DUBturbo |
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i'm curious if monoid ever followed my guide. |
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(?) |
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Before you do anything grow a large beard, it suggests you are very manly and rugged. Then tone it down with skinny coloured trousers that go to your ankles, some socks pulled up, pointy shoeslike from victorian times , that's to show you are original and creative. Then a tight tee-shirt that will really throw people off about your sexuality. |
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i wear black on the outside cuz black is how i feel on the inside |
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I wear some trousers and a t-shirt saying "monoid". wins me some free sex every time. |
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nah, bad joke. just trousers and t-shirt. hopefully my post helps you, Monoid. good luck. |
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i noticed the beard thing that young men seem to have nowadays, is it some sort of fashion statement, that and the drain pipe trousers and little elf shoes |
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personally i dress like a spiv from a Syrian refugee camp, mismatching fake brands and facial hair that is just slightly long enough to make women uncomfortable |
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I wear dad shorts with cargo pockets and I sleep in a cargo pocket on a bread mattress eating bread |
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^ too high fashion for me |
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they have mustard stain |
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i put cloths on lol |
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There's the arse from the bitchass clit conflict. |
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Do you like being naked monoid? |
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relaxed dressing centrist adherent to the right-first school of enpanting |
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To the right. |
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To the nines. |
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just like my gym professor at high school |
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gyms don't have professors. |
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they have, mine was sleeping the whole time while we played basketball and the chicks smoked their spliffs |
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i used to dress quite cool, now i dress like a middle aged bloke you see on a sofa advert |
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Went to buy some jeans yesterday. My god it's not easy trying to find a pair that isn't ultra skinny. Finally found a normal pair, but it wasn't straight sailing. Skinny, ripped...I don't mind jeans that aren't too loose but when they shape your thighs it's a bit ridiculous. I'm too tall for this shit anyway. Got a blue jumper as well, and my first pair of trainers in a while. Some NB, two tones (upper in one color, soles in another). I like that they're understanded with no visible branding. I used to collect Nikes. Stopped the mess 4-5 years ago. It had been an obsession since 1989. Isn't it lovely, xlt talking shop. I saw watmm folk follow what Ae are wearing. They even know how much Sean's latest coat costs. |
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Understated* |
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i dress the most carhartt i can. |
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sprinkles, you´re right. I cant get jeans either. they like put lines of bleach in them to make them look older and worn out or they rip them. or some cra-p. they wreck them. or they are skinny at the ankle. so the tongue of my shoes stick out. ergggg. |
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do you have a carhartt tattoo or cut/trimmed in your hairs yet? |
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if i had a time machine, first thing, id go and get some jeans. |
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i dont have hair, but i have a pharaoh tattoo on my right shoulder, like a slave |
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its depressing when you waist becomes like 2 inches longer than your leg length |
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Early nineties I had this carhartt jacket in this killer blue. I remember trying to nick it but eventually having to rake it in. Yeah freckles, it's getting ridiculous. |
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They even know how much Sean's latest coat costs. i'll write flip shit on here about how i want my weasels replaced with a robotic sean booth, and then feel a bit guilty about it. i enjoy painting chaps like him and aphex into little cartoon meme characters and i'm not really sure how chaps like him and aphex feel about this. then, i read something like that, and breathe a sigh of relief: no, i'm not that bad. i'm wondering if i should occasionally check watmm for theraputic reasons. i may wear a black north face jacket, but at least i'm not sure if it's the same one sean wears. that's some trainspotting anorak shit |
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i even feel like i've earned a bit of indulgence: dear sean, could you please program an "elbow patch" on your nord G2 thanks, one of your more tolerable fans |
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bomp |
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I an in my underpants right now. Thought i'd let you know |
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I reckon that's how trump talks dirty to merkel |
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