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Battle of the Oranges
 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-03-05 21:31 [#02570724]
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"The Battle of the Oranges is a festival in the Northern
Italian city of Ivrea, which includes a tradition of
throwing of oranges between organized groups."

Mohamed have you heard of this? It looks fun lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-06 01:12 [#02570748]
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when i was in kindergarten there was some throwing fings at
each other going on and i threw an orange and i missed and
hit the bus driver in the hed. my god was he pissed. lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-06 01:20 [#02570749]
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the bus do have some stories

i intended to orange one of my classmates, not the driver.
immediately i was like "ohhh shiii" or however i'd have
thought that before swear words were a normal part of my
inner monologue. he was a nice old man, really, and he
didn't last.

he was replaced by a series of tough cookie sorta women. the
sort of thorny attitude you get from a waitress at a diner
who's simply had too much of this shit, with the occasional
lesbian thug for flavor. they were much more suited to the
position

the one i was sad i never witnessed was actually given an
official nickname by the children. after one particularly
memorable incident of searing settle-the-fuck-down rage,
there was a voice from the back of the bus.

"...and they called her... BIFF."

from then on, she was biff. eventually she got fired for
stopping the bus, and telling everyone to get off and kick
those kids asses, they fucking deserve it


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-03-06 01:41 [#02570750]
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I know one giant orange I'd like to throw out


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-06 01:42 [#02570751]
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i'm picturing you in willy wonka, going down the tubes

"he was a bad egg," says gene wilder


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-06 02:25 [#02570755]
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shhhh! they don't know that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-06 02:26 [#02570757]
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honk honk
wave phace


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-06 04:41 [#02570763]
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yes i heard about it and its not the fun it sounds, they can
hurt themselves bad


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-06 18:26 [#02570790]
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cunt rumble


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-06 22:52 [#02570837]
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ah cuntrumble, prelude to a fannyfart


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-06 23:02 [#02570841]
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Attached picture

 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 00:15 [#02570846]
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cuntrumble sounds like a Victorian dessert


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 00:16 [#02570847]
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dirty git lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:24 [#02570851]
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that was much better than my local news video, and
youtube-dl ripped it off the internets with zero fuss. i
hear some samples in that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:28 [#02570852]
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my first was "he took a shot to the balls and he's counting
to make sure they're all there"

then i read the reddit comments:

"I wager he's prob checking his testicles after taking a
shot at some point. Looks more freaked out then pleasured."

".. what, never fancy a wank at a game?"

"counting his cock"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 01:37 [#02570854]
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looool


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:38 [#02570855]
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anyone else have the urge to habitually cup your balls on
mushrooms or such? i thought i was weird until i saw this
internet graphic novel about primitive homo sapiens eating
mushrooms in a cave and inventing language


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 01:39 [#02570856]
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yeah bill hicks did a joke about that, I mean its worth
considering it certainly makes you think unusual thoughts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 01:41 [#02570857]
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@1:30 "go on rich"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:42 [#02570858]
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found it, or rather re-found how i found it in the
first place -- thanks mefi.

but it won't load. it probably needs flash or something
archaic like that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-07 01:46 [#02570861]
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there is something distinctly pervy about that comic


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:51 [#02570862]
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it's very mushrooms. they can be a bit pervy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 01:54 [#02570863]
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extracted a direct link to download but still no idea how
to play flash on linux. most of the google results are from
five years ago. lol


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-07 02:00 [#02570864]
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i remember going down on my gf while i was tripping, i had
my eyes closed and ended up thinking i was flying a plane
into land with my tongue. mushroom sex is awesome


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 02:10 [#02570865]
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i love snuggling on acid; you just sort of melt into each
other


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-07 02:27 [#02570867]
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never had the chance unfortunately, i came to acid a lot
later in life, only ever flew solo with the stuff. having
another person there may have saved me a few difficult
trips, i think. re: melting into one being though, i had the
same girl sat on my lap whilst tripping shroomstyle with
friends from high school... we had a full conversation
without saying a word and both felt like we were melting
into each other. really happy memories, these


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-07 02:34 [#02570868]
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have you ever heard of the "rubber hand illusion" ?

LAZY_TITLE

In the rubber hand illusion (RHI),[50] human participants
view a dummy hand being stroked with a paintbrush, while
they feel a series of identical brushstrokes applied to
their own hand, which is hidden from view. If this visual
and tactile information is applied synchronously, and if the
visual appearance and position of the dummy hand is similar
to one's own hand, then people may feel that the touches on
their own hand are coming from the dummy hand, and even that
the dummy hand is, in some way, their own hand.[50] This is
an early form of body transfer illusion. The RHI is an
illusion of vision, touch, and posture (proprioception), but
a similar illusion can also be induced with touch and
proprioception.[51] It has also been found that the illusion
may not require tactile stimulation at all, but can be
completely induced using mere vision of the rubber hand
being in a congruent posture with the hidden real hand.[52]
The very first report of this kind of illusion may have been
as early as 1937 (Tastevin, 1937).[53]


what they don't say in the wiki, which i heard while taking
psych courses, is this: if the researcher is cruel enough to
hit the rubber hand with a hammer, the test subject will
actually feel pain in response.

additional component: i'd spent ages building a modular
synth, and i was tripping. i lost perspective on my hand; it
felt like i was just changing the noises with sheer force of
thot -- albeit with a noticeable lag as my fingers computed
the output

snuggling on acid, it's like the rubber hand illusion,
except you feel someone else's body as part of your own.
very pleasant


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-07 02:55 [#02570869]
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huh no i hadn't come across that. interestink! our senses
are so malleable. i remember being sat on the settee just as
i was coming up on acid, and i was chatting with my
"friendly" internal voices (pre-existing, i'd been off meds
for a few months)... i was convinced they were an alien
intelligence made mostly of dark matter so they couldn't
normally be perceived, and they explained to me that we have
64 different senses, lsd unlocking these one by one. and
there's like 330 (i think) elements, hydrogen being the most
abundant in our dimension while it was almost impossible to
create for them


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-08 01:05 [#02570931]
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my experiences were quite different. it's a long story

after some things like hitting the bus driver in the hed
with an orange (lord, you better believe my parents found
out) and being a moving blur in kindergarten, my
pediatrician decided that putting me on adderall was clearly
the right move. no, wait, let's try ritalin. no, nope. they
switch doctors and he pulls me off the stims and puts me on
some withdrawal drug. i got my dad to hand over the records
when i was older; i actually need to go look again, because
i'm not sure if i had a seizure as i was being pulled off
the stims or being put on some scary old-skool tricyclic
anti-depressant whose wikipedia page had words like
"genotoxic."

my doctor in that post-pediatrician phase was
this guy. as a psych patient, i'm sure you know
risperdal. i was on a combo of serzone and risperdal for
years. he was more or less being paid a million or two by
bristol-meyers squibb to support off-label use of risperdal
for ad&d and bipolar disorder. risperdal can work for
schizophrenia, sometimes, but the off-label angle was a
pure, bullshit cash-grab. sort of like an older, more
innocent version of purdue pharma.

this brilliant read on the history of risperdal has an
entire chapter dedicated to my former doc

in college, finally on my own somewhat, i stopped taking the
serzone first. then, the risperdal. the world felt a lot
more colorful

part of why i stopped them is i wanted to try psychedelics,
and it was painfully clear from my research that you can't
trip on risperdal at all. balls


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-08 01:43 [#02570935]
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i got limp dick and a big pot belly from risperidone, but it
did quell the voices. it was strange, they explained in some
detail their own weakening power / absence - how they were
"playing along" so that i would be released and they could
keep up with the gang stalking etc.

i was pretty stable on risperidone but i was drinking so
heavily after a while (now staying in a homeless hostel)
that it overwhelmed the meds and i got heavily into benzos
and synthetic cannabinoids. long story short i got my own
flat, got into legal speed (3f-pm and eph) before acid
pretty much cured my alcoholism and several other
personality defects. shit saved my life in some ways but
also sent me pretty wacky, it was kind of a double edged
sword. i got sectioned whilst i was actually tripping,
handcuffed etc. not fun

now on flupentixol injection biweekly plus a substantial
amount of olanzapine. almost no voices. frighteningly sober.
bish bash bosh


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-08 01:46 [#02570936]
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you don't seem like a candidate for risperidone btw man.
overmedication is crazy in america, and we seem to be
heading in the same direction


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-08 02:02 [#02570939]
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it was a cash grab, like i said. they needed a new
blockbuster drug for their bottom line, and they picked
risperdal. then they started paying off the guy writing my
scrips to produce data to support off-label use. my mum
thought the world of him. they would talk with me there,
saying i hated this, as if i wasn't in the room. regularly
had to get blood tests and EKGs half to make sure the meds
weren't nuking my organs, and half, i'm sure, for his
fucking data points.

i will say this -- referencing the other thred -- when i
had my wreck, first thing i did was call mum. first
thing she did was say, "are you ok?" as i was sitting
sideways in the fast lane with air bag dust settling

we had furious arguments over it. quite heartbreaking
really, she trusted the asshole. she forced me into it out
of genuine concern

i remember my final meeting with him. i had thought ahead
and i had a prepared analogy: "you're trying to water a
garden with a firehose." his immediate response was, "if my
car is broken, i take it to a mechanic." my parents had fed
me this line many times, and immediately i realized where it
had come from. i was, to say the least, angry. i left, and i
haven't seen him since.

it's worth noting it just helps to tell my story. i have no
interests in lawsuits, vengance, whatever. but let it me
known that i did decide, "oh, heck, i'm more or less a giant
science experiment already" and carried on with it.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-08 02:16 [#02570940]
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brief bootnote; i've gotten my wires crossed J&J made
risperdal, BM&S made serzone


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-08 02:17 [#02570941]
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fuck that guy. i'm glad we have this mouldy old hangout to
air our dirty psychological laumdry though. it helps to talk
it through


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-08 02:23 [#02570942]
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i want to write a book. my childhood risperdal, acid and
weasels


 


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