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the new freestyle thread

offline mermaidman on 2018-11-07 17:39 [#02564280]
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i eat marshmallows then i puke rainbows
i'm mellow
i like them ass fat like pillows
this is mermaid the master mc
young punks can't fuck with me
i keep it cold like ice
in my vodka that is
these muscles are made out of rice
i'm faded
in my jacuzzi bitches get laid-ed


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-07 21:02 [#02564285]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

puke rainbows? i maintain you puke lame flows
mermaid's last gasp was same as his first breath
nuke aimed low, taking names and i rain blows
i'm past yr ass in this game, i forsee death
for nowt or less and you got zero leverage
far colder than yr beverage
i'm minus 273 like liquid helium
every line you posted was weak, not feelin em
say byebye and yr goodnights
my shit is sicker than gastrointestinal parasites


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-07 21:10 [#02564287]
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didn't you like in my jacuzzi bitches get laid-ed a little


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-11-07 22:07 [#02564290]
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Callin names like an emigrate, thats what ya love to do


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-07 22:12 [#02564292]
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do emigrates call names much


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-11-13 18:50 [#02564525]
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i admit i eat rice more willingly after that rhyme


offline RussellDust on 2018-11-13 18:58 [#02564526]
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You broke my heart with a casual fart
Aimed in my direction that fart was art
Dissmive tart got the casual part
Dismissing the days we played Mario kart
Aimed at me yet you said it was mine
Mocked my demeanour, saying it’s all fine
And leaving the next day destroying our shrine
That fart was yours, not mine!


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-13 19:19 [#02564527]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02564526



offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-13 19:40 [#02564528]
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i rhyme pungent, cheesy puff
skunky shit and eating muff
my m.o. is dealing guff
i.b.s. cramp creeping up
on any position mans can take
cantankerous i hit the vape
and blam! i'm spittin out a lake
of poison piss then changin shape


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-11-13 19:55 [#02564533]
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bits with tits


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-13 20:15 [#02564536]
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ive never been to Leamington spa
nor Woking or Newport Pagnell
yet the hoary breath of satan beckons me
to stroud


offline wavephace from off the chain on 2018-11-14 02:03 [#02564579]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker

Big fan of freestyle here, extremely underrated music genre
if you ask me. Of course it was ruined by typical music
industry bullshit.



offline Tony Danza from nuked west on 2018-11-14 02:56 [#02564580]
Points: 3230 Status: Lurker | Followup to belb: #02564285

mermaid's last gasp was same as his first breath



offline mermaidman on 2018-11-14 08:52 [#02564592]
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that is the line that made a drop of tear roll down my cheek


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 00:39 [#02565355]
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it's time cos i say so, slime man in playdough
rhyme is my dayglo sign man so lay low
find the whole userlist whining all "gay, bro"
"jew this" "turk that" "touch tip" and fail flow
b is the bravo, e is the ending
l is for lifetime bans be impending
b again breaking bad with no mending
belb wrote the book you're currently lending


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 02:21 [#02565356]
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i swear all i hear is twats and loose bumba
scared man ere like cats and cucumba
60 pound deals of soap put you under
crumble while i strike like lightning and ...hail
predictive fail, you've got new mail
you suck and swallow on my zygote male
better run and bail, last trip set sail
think yer smart but yer bestest shit 's like dan quayle


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 02:58 [#02565357]
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you understand pain so why try to fight it
you bring shame to your family name and i'm delighted
ignited the blue touchpaper, inhaled the vapour
i smited the track, set sail for a new caper
8 lines in the sand, you left your post unmanned
you got shitcanned as i planned the plunder, oh and
pause to munch vinyl and the dat tape vault
my shit's heartstoppin, i call a halt


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 04:18 [#02565358]
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return to sender, later bruv i'm not in
end a caper, crush a purple tin
rudimentary i roll like rizla paper, dysmorphic chemistry
3 years later it almost put an end to me
back to basic, gimme a witty liver cripple quip
patient presenting with a sickly skin, ripped
open pages of medical textbooks
the delivery of mr incredible don't give-a-fucks


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 05:43 [#02565359]
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calling wavy, i see you lurk and run bitch
Put Some Capitals In, you make my dick twitch
i hold grudges, you're stained with cum smudges
where's yer "wuz" and yr "cuz", mr persona switch
type a couplet, i'll cut you like a cutlet
4 bars or 8, you can't deliver shit mate
cool and no hate, just "son, i am disappoint"
here, i'll introduces yr eye to this pencil point


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 06:40 [#02565360]
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pacifism? mouthful of jism, i'm sparrin
perfuma cookin up sarin
cough a lung for his persona, cunt gets stepped on
no text or breath from any next one
roll in shit? you will get dirty
i've got fuck all to lose, i barely made thirty
pretty princess in a bio waste vineyard
take this cup from my lips, you better spit hard


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 07:00 [#02565361]
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a loner, a stoner, a stinky trick thinker
antifa antics, tactically practically drop dead demon
alliterative joined up thinker
bass weight to meditate and networks to link a
pussyhole with ultimate lyrical crucifixion
bitchslaps over nothing but fiction
come autobiographical or turn round silly
time you pulled the zilty hari kiri


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 07:57 [#02565362]
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sounds of the cosmos, i come from andromeda
pounds of weight hit far too strong for ya
let me pop in to drop yr shit to asystole
hash to ash, i'm moving too quick to see
i'm prone to probability shift, your shit will drift
you're solo skydiving with an anvim for lift
i blow up the place like grains of raw astatine
full spectrum dominance, fat to lean, know worramean


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-29 10:32 [#02565364]
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yo yo yo
*cough* one-two one-two
belb i see you rhyming so i chime in
i jump out spit rhymes then i dive in
i forgot about this thread
thanks for reminding
got a full head of hair
no balding
your pussy loose
no vaseline
easy to slide in


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-29 10:38 [#02565365]
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there is also
i'm no cowboy
but i know horseriding... i don't actually know horseriding


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 14:04 [#02565368]
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click reply, well let me be first to say
you're a bit part fluffer, clearly gay for pay
no diss i insist but i'm afraid you've lost your way
sphincter repair will see you now, mr easy lay
you take the piss while i rob your bladder
no pause no applause of course there's nothing sadder
a mic drop to silence, call me your highness
i bring the violence, trust me i'm badder


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-29 14:23 [#02565369]
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gay boy gay boy gay boy
everywhere i see gay boys
on my lawn there are gay boys
in my thread there are gay boys


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-29 16:26 [#02565370]
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this is belb's freestyle thread from now on. he's clearly
the better freestyler. belb please feel free to do anything
you like with the thread or not


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-29 16:27 [#02565371]
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i mean keep posting your freestyles when you want to at


offline RussellDust on 2018-11-29 17:13 [#02565373]
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Belb is with dem nasty rhymes again


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 17:13 [#02565374]
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hexane my screen and squeegee wipe my third eye
open man like steam, your hymen ripe for the taking
i puff the green and tag team yr shit in hammerite
grope my own tits, lean into the wind and get to vaping
i break down weeping at my own perfection
get erections at my own reflection
sleeping vestigial sections of my brainstem
i failed to mention, i warp time to end men
i killed you in another dimension with a bic pen


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 18:24 [#02565379]
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chop suey the guillotine, my memory blank and wiped anew
drop loony hill of beans, end me for the good of few
drum loop blowing minds like they were scanners
i tighten the rope that binds and tool up my spanners
i rock joggers from barnardos and t shirts from oxfam
50p chic go hard bro, stubborn like an ox man
ghost at the feast, you remain deceased
i laugh last and loudest, tattooed with the mark of the


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 19:25 [#02565380]
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up periscope, i'm posing as my own dupe
soapbox horoscopes, lonely on my last zoot
lines of longitude, codex of botanicals
signs of promise and a rolodex of cannibals
claim a giro you're a product of the system
ashamed i lie though, guerrillas in the mist then
inhale a dirty cloud of sodium hydroxide
polonium and opprobrium roll until the knot's tied


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 20:10 [#02565381]
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the noose, the gallows, the hawk, the sparrows
i rest in slumber til the coming of the appointed hour
the flight, the wind, the beast who sinned
one who believes in the thunderstorm's anointed power
a knife is cleaned, the eschaton in six strokes
the life of dreams, the universe's sick jokes
you wish to levitate then penetrate this cipher
river runs deep with the blood of the viper


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 20:44 [#02565382]
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achieving parity, reversing the polarity
i promise not to clutter up the board with my verses
the curse is sanity and lighting up a laramie
the stumble of a stutter step, bored by lipservice
inaction station, miration versus sick singularity
tune's spaghetti code, the bible in php
we'll never leave until we wither on the vine
the only prize we need is who writes the punchline


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 21:26 [#02565384]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

20 hertz, bass to phreak the trunk call
plenty of herbs to face the drunk times
i heard you deinterlace, see through the brick wall
synaesthese the trees to bring the sick rhymes
i'll stop when i'm dead and only temporarily
this thread'll reach 4 figures, shit's meant to be
feel free to jump in, stimulate my prostate
just know that it better be first rate


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 22:07 [#02565385]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

swivel swiftly round an axis of symmetry
drivel or silence is the only response
perfumed ponce, you can't begin to link to me
lyrical violence is an alarm call out once
twice, three times as the cock crows
pinocchio mc, look pasr yr long nose
i'm doctor of sickness, piece by piece thesis
paying house calls, i'm prescribing emesis


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 23:09 [#02565386]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

someone break this fucking accursed post chain
scared to login? can't stand the public shame?
i'll brick yr noggin, grind yr skull and snort the residue
but echo chamber's worse, what's a princess meant to do
see clear like mantis shrimp ocular lenses
keyboards damp a synapse but boosts immune defences
nowt's off limits, echelon raided your innermost circle
i'll even battle a bot, man i'm turning purple


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-29 23:41 [#02565387]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

ripples in the ocean and visits to the nurse
unrehearsed, humanity's worst, monstrosities first
yr ringleader is a cripple on crutches
dextrose implosion, life lived for offscreen touches
shouts to anyone whose head's above paranoia
please kiss the ring, shit, i'll destroy ya
line seven is merely here as a placeholder
wait for deeper pressure, your tea's getting colder


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 00:21 [#02565388]
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i'm craving nicotine, smoke time bumbaclarts
time to roll a few as i am wont to do
my stash has awakened my raving loony parts
need to charge phone and have a brew
can you credit it to boredom? like i was john zorn?
i've got more bars than ant wicked demon spawn
energy from the torus, eyes on you like horus
back shortly to provide you with a chorus


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 02:27 [#02565389]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

asphyxiate you til yr mental state is panic
tie you up in empty phrases, no need to plan it
take yr soul out yr nose, autopsy airplay
bloodlust and loose morals, all i think is yeah mate
haircuts from a maniac, wig split and fade to black
kingdom of a schizoid, frenzy of my fave attack
decay, sustain and vibrato, samples for the blindside
i smell you from a mile off, trampled in my landslide


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 02:59 [#02565390]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

shit's getting hairier than 70s bushes
bad touches, i break shit up, double flushes
yr in my forecast for forties and cromerty
cotton on to me dot dash, i'll repo yr property
improperly tie yr shoelace and trip you up on flooring
brain drifting in ether, free of any mooring
fight a dirty war, bankrolled an inside job
hammered for a decade, now shut yr fuckin gob


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 03:23 [#02565391]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

reheated, tweeted back through a kaleidoscope
bloody, bloated he bleated, survive the rope
rasputin reputation, tended and watered carefully,
care to be forgotten, have dirt on everyone you see
flunk a slamdunk and end up psychiatric
crawl back to bed as long as it's a tactic
transcripts of the man who fought himself and won
name your price for info, phasers set to stun


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 03:44 [#02565392]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

resect list in order, whoops, think i drew a blank
nails through my palms, i drive my new tank
adopt identity and end up who i'm meant to be
more score and ten, yr facsimile is sent to me
bonging hourly like i'm large-scale benjamin
fax my shit back, clearly it was meant for him
meanwhile in paradise, i hit on twenty, roll the dice
enter the loser's lounge, i followed very bad advice


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 04:47 [#02565393]
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eschewed the manicure, grew up like a man o war
one touch and i hammered like a can of thor
inner peace was only reached at needlepoint
wintertime in pastel, streets of a diesel joint
grow the dark crop, angels on the warpath
below the start of danger, pure bliss to call cash
dismiss class and study group, gunman before i gave birth
scalpel for a buddy, stoop to harvest bare eartb


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 05:09 [#02565394]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

bikini atoll, toss you like a rag doll
hurrican carter removes any bad roll
the die was cast, subpoena put you back on blast
conduct the black mass, i look to think fast
i off the rock of ages, a phonebook of blank pages
terminal reciprocity, open all of man's cages
i'm half a tall grey, taunt and then abort today
passed the checkpoint, it's time to make you all pay


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 05:29 [#02565395]
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grab a notepad and start with an agenda
physical punchlines and quick return to sender
grow up dirt poor, where you learn to wipe the floor
with any oliver twist, it's bad form to ask for more
take zero for granted, the bad seed was sown
fear of being supplanted, wait until you own a home
practice constantly, til you box and beat yr shadow
spit fire 8 bars til you leave the straight and narrow


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-30 06:08 [#02565396]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

ionize like radiation of a redwood forest
chernobyl disintegration is the way to keep us honest
piano keys stripped of their wires in knife crimes
ran home to clipped photography of safer lifestyles
semi rhyming assonance will suffice in a pinch
aspirational alliterative acts like you were merril lynch
camp david, just press play did anyone teach you dollar
lead boots to keep you tethered to hollow planet earth?


offline mermaidman on 2018-11-30 08:33 [#02565398]
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offline RussellDust on 2018-11-30 12:42 [#02565402]
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“Grab a notepad and start with an agenda”



offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-05 02:35 [#02565578]
Points: 6161 Status: Regular

i get the post 50, my shit is mad nifty
got biters wanna hijack my craft, so shifty
be autobiographical? yr shit is vampiric
laughable while i bring the lyric, i'm a natural cynic
when every word you write, there's no hype
pass the mic, take a seat, or delete and act right
i'm yr signal to throw in the towel, a foul owl
yr chopped in half, my shit bisects yr bowel


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