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offline freqy on 2017-05-08 17:08 [#02519360]
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Release date is UK on 12 May. This Friday.



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from I will die on 2017-05-08 17:28 [#02519361]
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Great. When you get back from the Food Bank you can tell us
what your expectations are. Maybe you've seen the trailer,
or you saw Fasbender on Graham Norton as you shifted to
avoid bedsores. Maybe you're not fussed at all and are just
passing on information. Maybe because zany Rik Mayall's not
in it you don't care, but at the same time you're cheered
that Eddie Hitler's in the new Star Wars.

My two cents (scents). Prometheus was a joyless, messy
clusterfuck. This looks like it's doubling down on that. I
understand getting a back story / origins / prequels but ...
do we need to go all the way back to a character's fucking
DNA?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 17:38 [#02519364]
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I'm going to watch it but yeah i could go into depth about
what was wrong with Prometheus, it had a good script at one
point until that hack writer got hold of it, the scripts
seem to lack ingenuity nowadays


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 17:54 [#02519370]
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Rik Mayll wasnt zany, he was just funny full stop!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 18:25 [#02519378]
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Going to watch this in the cinema definitely,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 20:49 [#02519384]
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Yep, looking forward to it. Open minded.

(I'm one of the few who enjoyed Prometheus)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 21:04 [#02519386]
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^ I enjoyed it, what i didnt like but ive got over now is
the space jokey should have been much more alien and weird
rather than just humanoids in a suit, the idea that they are
related to humans is prosaic and obvious to me,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 21:26 [#02519393]
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The fact it's obvious to you, that possibly they would
create in their own image, like God, shouldn't be a bad
thing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 21:26 [#02519394]
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This is humans makeping films you know.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 21:27 [#02519396]
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Makeping...

Where is fleetmouse?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 21:30 [#02519398]
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makeping?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 21:32 [#02519400]
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its just you know alien its in the title, if we were made by
aliens, then they arent really alien relative to us, the
film should be called freaky ancestors


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 21:33 [#02519401]
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Making*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 21:44 [#02519403]
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mapking?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 22:00 [#02519405]
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Mapeing.


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-08 22:25 [#02519406]
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hello

I havent seen a trailer to this

I shall watch pro-methane-whiffs again just in case.

so have a nice day sprinkles and hippyfakes ..oh, and you
too Mr LoL : P


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-08 22:25 [#02519407]
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*flakes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 11:41 [#02519427]
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pro methane whiffs?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-09 11:59 [#02519431]
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Prometheus. Freckles is being amusing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 12:11 [#02519433]
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i do like the film, i have it on blu ray, its far from
perfect as an alien film, but compared to the average sci fi
in the cinema its still quite good, i wish i was scarier


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-09 22:41 [#02519473]
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damn i should have spent more time on that gag. i was a bit
tired.

professional methane wiffs could have been some type of
german home efficiency competition youtube program that i
was watching before i went to the cinema or something along
the lines.

ill just stick top my cracker jokes..



 

offline freqy on 2017-05-09 22:44 [#02519474]
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i have no idea why i am bothering to type. that was not even
close to a gag other than ,..promethanewiffs sounds so very
slightly like prometheus. and for ones whiffs to be used
professionally and efficiently to heat bath water and charge
ones mobile devices.




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 22:45 [#02519475]
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in a cracker once i got a joke that was:

what do you call a cow with 8 legs

answer: one cow standing behind another cow



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 22:48 [#02519476]
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im not sure how many variations on a prometheus gags you can
have




 

offline freqy on 2017-05-09 22:54 [#02519478]
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" grooann" noise from me to that gag.. like you hear at
the dinner table when cracker jokes are read out.

im gonna watch prometheus this week, are you?

i cant remember how it ends so i need to get to that bit

i think a squid thing attacks someone.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 22:55 [#02519479]
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yes it is, the big starfish eats the slaphead


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-09 22:55 [#02519480]
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i wont spoil the rest for you, i do like it overall


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-09 23:29 [#02519487]
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Oh, don't fret, Freckles. Hyperflake is the most mediocre
person involved, he didn't even get it. Probably so off his
tits on ketamine, and pot noodle.


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-10 02:34 [#02519497]
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is this true hypie?

have you been eating horse tranquilliser flavour noodles ?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 08:23 [#02519500]
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i take exception to you calling me mediocre!, although its
probably true


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 08:24 [#02519501]
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its slander freqy, i only ever sprinkle DMT on my cornflakes



 

offline freqy on 2017-05-10 09:41 [#02519503]
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hitler took the DMT

stalin took the DMT

Mao took the DMT

....and Hypieflakes takes the cornflakes DMTs!




 

offline freqy on 2017-05-10 09:43 [#02519504]
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just in case anyone thinks i am linking hyperflakes to
hilter and so forth

no, just a funny song.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 11:23 [#02519505]
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I think might have posted that song here at some point as
well. I really cant imagine chairman Mao taking DMT


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-05-10 21:41 [#02519521]
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gonna watch this on saturday
hope it's not shit
one of the birds in the trailer looks fit
i dont give a fuck about prometheus, never seen it, bet it's
shit


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-10 21:49 [#02519527]
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You can be suck a dipshit sometimes. That was an atrocious
post. Good for you, mind. Good for you.


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-10 22:11 [#02519529]
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i saw promethanewiffs again

its actually very good.

although very scary and gorey at times ( as far horror as i
would want to go)
maybe a bit far? i dont know ....i dont want this in my
head forever.

my dreams,(should be) ..so ..beautiful.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-10 22:23 [#02519535]
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You're not mediocre, this was in a certain context.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 22:25 [#02519537]
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haha dipshit i havent heard that in a while




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 22:26 [#02519538]
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were you really scared by it Freqy?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-10 22:32 [#02519539]
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perhaps he needs his weetabix



 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 00:39 [#02519540]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 00:41 [#02519541]
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it should have been petrifying.

how numb people are to these beastly things


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 08:44 [#02519551]
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when i first saw the title it made me thing of the ark of
the covenant, but instead of tablet dust and holy spirits
emanating out of it, i thought of it containing a sleeping
facehugger


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 22:07 [#02519568]
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just "don’t look, keep your eyes shut!" when they open
it at the cinema.

keep your dreams beautiful.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:30 [#02519578]
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i liked the blue jumper the guy with head tattoos was
wearing

fifield


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 22:31 [#02519580]
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what do yo mean?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:32 [#02519582]
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LAZY_TITLE

his jumper



 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 22:38 [#02519584]
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he was horrid normally and then turned into beastly beast


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:40 [#02519585]
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yeah, he was a prick then he fell into the black poo whilst
battling the white worm


 


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