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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-06-23 17:11 [#02523017]
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It was alright film yes, but just alright, the problem is
imagination, film studios wont higher people with crusty
beards and people who dont wear pin stripe suits to creative
meetings or what not, its just a factory of mediocrity and
rehashed ideas,


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-06-30 07:57 [#02523271]
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it did go new directions and i do believe camerons genuine
effort.
just didnt work out for me. but after all its just a "how it
could have been" to me. whe i rewatch original movies, they
will always stand out and provide for the universe imagined
by me or the viewer on its own account.

something i now wonder about is: what about the creators?
surely they wouldnt just be extinct? they wouldnt just
consist of this small colony? they coulndt go extinct over
some incident like this. even if they were the only ones
left and were on that planet, advanced as they were, there
would be survivors. it seems impossible to me they just all
gathered at the same place the same time, right?
and what did they need this weapon of mass destruction for?
we didnt get a clue as to whats their purpose. war? or to
unleash extiction level events upon planets with unwanted
lifeforms?

those questions left me a bit angry at first, because they
seemed to be huge plot holes for me and in addition to a lot
of other inexplicable behaviour by the crew responsible for
thousands of colonists, they didnt make the movie any more
believable to me. but ultimately the creators leave room for
imagination and opportunity to resolve in other movies.
usually that is what makes a good movie not answering
questions but putting them into your mind to wonder about,
right. however if i rewatch it i really fear being mad and
wondering why the movie went this way and not the other
instead.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-03 09:16 [#02523370]
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ridley backtracking over hid decision to explore the
engineers background is the biggest problem with this movie.
after prometheus he had the opportunity to make one of two
films, completely misread the criticisms and made alien 0
instead of prometheus 2.

i'm guessing they'll never be mentioned again.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-03 12:42 [#02523376]
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yes I had that thought as well, they were just demoted to
the background more or less, we didnt find out any of their
motivations or anything that was hinted at with Prometheus,
we are now at their homeworld but david conveniently killed
them all so we dont have to find dozens of really tall
actors with prosthetic make up


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-03 12:47 [#02523377]
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I regret having read the last few posts. Having not seen the
film.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-03 12:50 [#02523378]
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oh sorry, its worth seeing i reckon, i enjoyed it flaws and
all, i love anything sci fi, if it was the first alien film
ever made i would have loved it, im just holding it to
impossible high standards, i want to get it on blu ray any
way


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-07-03 14:43 [#02523381]
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im sorry, i thought everyone posting was in the know :(
as youd expect i wouldnt advise watching it as an alien
franchise fan. but i guess that is not an option. ^^
this is a relatively spoiler sensible board and folks around
here are being rather careful. still i kind of avoid reading
anything as long as i havent seen the movies.

there have been quite some big budget sci fi flicks around
in the past 3,4 or so years? most of which werent half bad!
not sure im counting covenant into that, even as a
standalone thing, but theres plenty of room for all points
of views. there may be things in it you absolutely love, you
never know. you may even open eyes for unappreciated
stuff.-) and you know about the flaws already so, whats to
lose..


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-03 15:18 [#02523382]
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I really like alien 3 im not ashamed to admit it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-03 15:29 [#02523384]
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strange shapes

you have all probably seen this site before, but i reckon
its the best alien website


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-10 12:57 [#02524486]
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offline RussellDust on 2017-07-10 18:37 [#02524493]
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Aliens


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-07-10 18:45 [#02524499]
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o... ... t. b. s...


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-07-10 19:06 [#02524500]
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nailed it hypie,
and i wasnt even thinking about the friggin avp timelines!
you know that this is the thing i liked most about the avp
universe (previous encounters of all the races on earth)
really liked the aliens storming the pyramid scene...
that on the other hand may not be the most believable part,
but how can one not have love for ruins and murals which
were part of gigers original design and they just so fit to
his works.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-10 19:48 [#02524509]
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the plot has more holes than a colander factory


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-10 19:49 [#02524510]
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I suspect the truth is they are making the script up on the
fly


 

offline freqy on 2017-07-10 19:54 [#02524511]
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funny find dusty


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 18:46 [#02527223]
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*SPOILERS*

I am going to be talking about what happens in the film.
OK!?!?!?

I thought this was leagues better than Prometheus. That
said, I hated the fact that they give more time to a fucking
flute lesson than the infinitely more interesting bit where
he bombs the Engineers ( I know there's some web-clip, or
fucking whatever, that expands this, but, ... why isn't it
in the film?) No one seemed to have any curiosity about the
Engineer City but plenty of time for "Oh no, my wife's down
there!?!?!?" (She's his wife? And they're married too? Oh
and those two are a couple? Who are they anyway, all I've
heard is some sassy quips and generally being nobody)

All the stuff's that's interesting is super rapidly whipped
through, and all the mundane, tedious padding gets loving
attention. It's like there's a good one film's worth of
story going to get stretched over 5. Yes yes David has some
kind of God-complex, and he's a bit of a wrong un. Yes yes
there's another fight with an alien in an airlock. Yes.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 18:55 [#02527227]
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I thought the kung fu fight wasn't necessary, and it was
obvious they swapped places as soon as they cut to another
scene


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 19:03 [#02527228]
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I liked it although I recognise its a level or two below the
earlier films, but its a fun movie over all


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 19:19 [#02527230]
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Well quite. Why even pretend he might be, might not be
David? I don't know how he resisted not winking at the
camera when he turns and faces it as the other two start
running for the shuttle / space lifter thing.

There were a few mentions to "faith" and that the Captain
was religious and had seen the Devil. I'm sure this tedious
strand will form part of the next one


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-04 19:25 [#02527231]
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Shit I have to see this, but nearly everyone whose taste i
share similarities with has slated it. I'll be going because
"duh, it's an Alien movie, by RS himself", and because
there's still a few people with good taste who like it.

I'm not going with huge expectations though, which might be
a blessing in disguise.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 19:27 [#02527232]
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yes as we know in the 22nd century all space Christians will
be sent to Rura Penthe asteroid to mine dilithium crystals,
well we hope so, I think my main issue apart from the plot
being a bit tired, was the fact it just never felt really
scary


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-04 19:39 [#02527234]
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Fart Kermode said in his review that Scott is always as good
as the script he has to work with. Citing the Martian as an
example of a good RD film.

Is it just the script that's bad, or is the directing also
at cause?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-04 19:40 [#02527235]
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RD lol.. RS * cough cough splutter


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 19:43 [#02527236]
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I think it had a point, but I reckon age has something to do
with it, seems like he is trying to make as many movies as
he can in his old age, so he rushes them thats the
impression I get anyway


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-04 19:52 [#02527237]
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Yes is see what you mean.

Tragic when you think about Tony Scott. Always felt he was
in his brother's shadow. Ok he made some average movies, but
so is hisnbrother right now. He made some great ones though,
True Romance being my fave.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-04 19:53 [#02527238]
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Ok matey Tarantino had a lot to do with it, but the
directing was spot on.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 21:22 [#02527244]
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It's a good Alien film, it's a lot better and less "why are
these incredibly unlikable people doing something quite so
fucking stupid?" I just get the feeling that these things
are becoming, like someone once memorably said of the
Mission Impossible films, trailers for themselves. It's all
cryptic hints and what you could've seen and then, like I
say, all the JUICY bits are skipped over and we get some
tedious character shit. Who cares about these people?
Nobody.

NOBODY.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 21:30 [#02527245]
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yes sad about tony scott indeed, I don't blame him for doing
what he did after his diagnosis must have been very hard for
Ridley, perhaps that's why he is so active nowadays


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 21:55 [#02527251]
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yes Prometheus had a lot of characters doing irrational
things, contradicting their personality in the space of 5
minutes, I like that film flaws and all, it could have been
much more, thast the main dissapointment


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 22:04 [#02527252]
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Well quite, that's the frustrating thing. If it was out and
out shit, OK. Shit film, move on. But it was ... close to
something amazing however, for some reason, couldn't hold
back from adding a lot of stuff that was just, objectively,
completely fucking stupid and irritating. You get the
feeling there's tons of cool stuff that ends up on the
cutting room floor, and we get a film that's 3/4 to do with
paper-thin characters interacting on a very superficial
level.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-04 22:10 [#02527253]
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who signed of on Guy Pearce's old man make up, he looked
like Jeremy Beadle playing a prank


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-05 01:22 [#02527274]
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Reminded me of when they got Brad Pitt on jackass and
dressed him up as a monkey. Only not as funny.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2017-12-31 18:02 [#02541270]
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after finally watching A:C, as a fan of Alien films I must
agree with this reviewer on rottentomatoes On one hand
you have this epic spiritual space adventure into the
unknown; focusing on life, our place in the universe,
creation, Gods and monsters so to speak. Then on the other
hand you have this terribly cheesy and cliched monster movie
that degenerates into a tacky slasher flick with horribly
obvious twists [...]. You can quite easily tell from reading
the films title. The film should have simply been called
'Covenant' or 'Prometheus II: Covenant'. The addition of
'ALIEN' was clearly to draw in the fanboys of the original
movies in the promise of a more familiar story.


2 films squashed in one, as someone said above, more
difficult/ambitious bits fell to the cutting room floor and
all the mindless/clueless/obvious/average action bits in the
"plot" stayed intact. I must say I enjoyed quite a bit the
first part of the film, but then...the more stupid bits came
the more "smh/wtf/lol moments" I had while watching. and
"the new Ripley" made it even worse. she's fake.


 


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