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Release date is UK on 12 May. This Friday. |
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Great. When you get back from the Food Bank you can tell us what your expectations are. Maybe you've seen the trailer, or you saw Fasbender on Graham Norton as you shifted to avoid bedsores. Maybe you're not fussed at all and are just passing on information. Maybe because zany Rik Mayall's not in it you don't care, but at the same time you're cheered that Eddie Hitler's in the new Star Wars. My two cents (scents). Prometheus was a joyless, messy clusterfuck. This looks like it's doubling down on that. I understand getting a back story / origins / prequels but ... do we need to go all the way back to a character's fucking DNA? |
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I'm going to watch it but yeah i could go into depth about what was wrong with Prometheus, it had a good script at one point until that hack writer got hold of it, the scripts seem to lack ingenuity nowadays |
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Rik Mayll wasnt zany, he was just funny full stop! |
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Going to watch this in the cinema definitely, |
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Yep, looking forward to it. Open minded. (I'm one of the few who enjoyed Prometheus) |
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^ I enjoyed it, what i didnt like but ive got over now is the space jokey should have been much more alien and weird rather than just humanoids in a suit, the idea that they are related to humans is prosaic and obvious to me, |
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The fact it's obvious to you, that possibly they would create in their own image, like God, shouldn't be a bad thing. |
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This is humans makeping films you know. |
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Makeping... Where is fleetmouse? |
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makeping? |
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its just you know alien its in the title, if we were made by aliens, then they arent really alien relative to us, the film should be called freaky ancestors |
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mapking? |
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Mapeing. |
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hello I havent seen a trailer to this I shall watch pro-methane-whiffs again just in case. so have a nice day sprinkles and hippyfakes ..oh, and you too Mr LoL : P |
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*flakes |
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pro methane whiffs? |
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Prometheus. Freckles is being amusing. |
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i do like the film, i have it on blu ray, its far from perfect as an alien film, but compared to the average sci fi in the cinema its still quite good, i wish i was scarier |
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damn i should have spent more time on that gag. i was a bit tired. professional methane wiffs could have been some type of german home efficiency competition youtube program that i was watching before i went to the cinema or something along the lines. ill just stick top my cracker jokes.. |
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i have no idea why i am bothering to type. that was not even close to a gag other than ,..promethanewiffs sounds so very slightly like prometheus. and for ones whiffs to be used professionally and efficiently to heat bath water and charge ones mobile devices. |
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in a cracker once i got a joke that was: what do you call a cow with 8 legs answer: one cow standing behind another cow |
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im not sure how many variations on a prometheus gags you can have |
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" grooann" noise from me to that gag.. like you hear at the dinner table when cracker jokes are read out. im gonna watch prometheus this week, are you? i cant remember how it ends so i need to get to that bit i think a squid thing attacks someone. |
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yes it is, the big starfish eats the slaphead |
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i wont spoil the rest for you, i do like it overall |
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Oh, don't fret, Freckles. Hyperflake is the most mediocre person involved, he didn't even get it. Probably so off his tits on ketamine, and pot noodle. |
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is this true hypie? have you been eating horse tranquilliser flavour noodles ? |
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i take exception to you calling me mediocre!, although its probably true |
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its slander freqy, i only ever sprinkle DMT on my cornflakes |
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hitler took the DMT stalin took the DMT Mao took the DMT ....and Hypieflakes takes the cornflakes DMTs! |
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just in case anyone thinks i am linking hyperflakes to hilter and so forth no, just a funny song. |
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I think might have posted that song here at some point as well. I really cant imagine chairman Mao taking DMT |
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gonna watch this on saturday hope it's not shit one of the birds in the trailer looks fit i dont give a fuck about prometheus, never seen it, bet it's shit |
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You can be suck a dipshit sometimes. That was an atrocious post. Good for you, mind. Good for you. |
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i saw promethanewiffs again its actually very good. although very scary and gorey at times ( as far horror as i would want to go) maybe a bit far? i dont know ....i dont want this in my head forever. my dreams,(should be) ..so ..beautiful. |
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You're not mediocre, this was in a certain context. |
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haha dipshit i havent heard that in a while |
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were you really scared by it Freqy? |
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perhaps he needs his weetabix |
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it should have been petrifying. how numb people are to these beastly things |
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when i first saw the title it made me thing of the ark of the covenant, but instead of tablet dust and holy spirits emanating out of it, i thought of it containing a sleeping facehugger |
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just "don’t look, keep your eyes shut!" when they open it at the cinema. keep your dreams beautiful. |
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i liked the blue jumper the guy with head tattoos was wearing fifield |
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what do yo mean? |
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his jumper |
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he was horrid normally and then turned into beastly beast |
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yeah, he was a prick then he fell into the black poo whilst battling the white worm |
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