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offline RussellDust on 2017-04-03 23:12 [#02517130]
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A lot of things. Nearly everything is somewhat related to
sex.

Agree?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-03 23:27 [#02517133]
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imagine how many people are doing it to each other about
now, just doing, doing doing it and we are all on here
typing


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from BOOMIN IN THE JEEP on 2017-04-03 23:32 [#02517140]
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Sly old Foxy stoats.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-03 23:33 [#02517141]
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musty sly old foxy stoaty stoat,


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:01 [#02517158]
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gay!..................

gay gay gay gay......hang on this is the gay sectiOn!!


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:03 [#02517159]
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oh wait, whats this?!....you can get it in a bottle!

i love the way he flicks his hair at this point.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:03 [#02517160]
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so bloody funny


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:05 [#02517161]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:08 [#02517162]
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hey hyper have you seen the bit when eddie pretends to ditch
richie when he's camping saying " right im off" then he
comes back and says " only joking , its very good for
moral"



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:09 [#02517163]
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sad old git section


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:09 [#02517164]
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* morale


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:10 [#02517165]
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yes do you remember back in the day that episode was
broadcast later because a woman got murdered on wimbledon
common just before it was broadcast


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:10 [#02517166]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:10 [#02517167]
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its great how he says sad old git section


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:10 [#02517168]
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blimmie no.

there was a red dwarf of the same if i remember



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:12 [#02517169]
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that wasnt broadcast?


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:14 [#02517170]
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anyway he pretends to ditch richie and leave him at the camp
site all by himself, demoralising him and this not being
very funny at all for richie.

but then eddie comes back.....and says "only joking its very
good for morale".

that joke twists my brain.

how is that good for richies morale or funny

is it that because eddie returns, that its such a releif and
therefore a boost for richies morale.

or is it that eddie is just a bastard and he messes with
richies head and its funny to him.



 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:15 [#02517171]
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tbat they had to delay, it was "meltdown".

cause of the iraq war i think.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:17 [#02517172]
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oh yeah yeah makes sense


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:19 [#02517173]
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i think i got the wrong ep. cant find it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:19 [#02517174]
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yeah eddie often messes with Richie like that, some of the
best moments, like the miss whiplash birthday gift, or his
christmas presents


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:20 [#02517175]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 00:20 [#02517176]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:26 [#02517177]
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found it

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:28 [#02517178]
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ahh you mean

Madam swish!!


 

offline freqy on 2017-04-04 00:29 [#02517179]
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he is the birthday boy and let us never forget it!!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 00:49 [#02517181]
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no


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 14:29 [#02517186]
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And of course the thread turns to Bottom! 😂

Mohamed i could easily make you think differently. I think
you just said no for the sake of it and didn't give it much
thought. Sex literally drives everything. If you narrow
things down and lose a bit of self-importance you will
notice that it works unconsciously too.

I'm not saying you think of sex all the time, that it
governs your world, just to be clear.

You know, a plant, an animal... it's all about perpetuation
of the species. With us it gets quite complex because we're
complex creatures, but trust me, sex is the root of all
that's good and evil in the world. Even acquiring power is
ultimately, maybe unconsciously, for sex.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 14:32 [#02517188]
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i was literally just logging on to apologise to you about
that,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 14:34 [#02517192]
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Oh no need!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 14:37 [#02517194]
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there is probably some formula that shows that if a certain
number of posts have been sent then the probability of a
bottom related post being sent rapidly approaches 1


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 14:49 [#02517197]
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Bottom/Young Ones.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 14:49 [#02517198]
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Red Dwarf.

Bloody Freckles! 😃


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 15:12 [#02517201]
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yes and star wars, i love talking to him about it though
makes my day, i like just talking to people about anything
now im a bit older


 

online fleetmouse from busytown on 2017-04-04 15:24 [#02517206]
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it is when we sublimate the sex-drive that we become
civilized... thinking of higher, better things... the fine
arts, accountancy, complicated surgical procedures, shopping
for a dining room set, actually fuck it let's do a sex


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 15:30 [#02517209]
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seems the higher up the social scale the more deviant
behaviors you get, or that could just be me watching
midsommer murders, its always elderly judges and MPS that
have to do the most kinky shit to get off they cant have
normal sex weird isnt it


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 15:45 [#02517214]
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I can't get an erection unless my wife shits in my mouth.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 15:52 [#02517217]
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amateur, i have to toss off two albino mammoths with flaming
cocks just to get a twitch


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 17:56 [#02517225]
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I find shit is easier to get hold of. Where do you get your
sex menagerie?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 17:58 [#02517227]
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if you dial the coordinates of zeta reticulion your BT
landline some greys come around in there mothership and
bring you a selection of mega fauna to jerk off


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:43 [#02517228]
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once i read or heard that music is sex driven too. what a
load of bullshit. im just fine with my sexless life. i could
die this way, but of course i wouldnt mind having sex one
last time before that happens.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:45 [#02517229]
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that shit of the perpetuation of the species is just a story
that gets perpetuated


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:47 [#02517230]
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would you get an erection if you are told you are going to
make a kid with that? seriously


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:47 [#02517231]
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yeah, maybe


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 18:53 [#02517232]
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I find you a tad passive aggressive with me lately, not the
only thread. I'll live.

Of course you'd hate to have someone you're in love with to
have sex with...sure! 💩


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:57 [#02517233]
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tell me where im being passive aggressive so i can avoid


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 18:59 [#02517234]
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i didnt want to type the word 'love' for first, thats all


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 19:00 [#02517235]
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i wouldnt hate to have sex with someone im in love with, you
passive aggressive bitch


 

offline mohamed on 2017-04-04 19:02 [#02517236]
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i have the feeling you speak from a different nervous level
than me, there is tension in your posts as you was really
tense or something. im saying this because its all i get
from your posts.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:09 [#02517237]
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LAZY_TITLE


 


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