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putting on my pants is, obviously, a deeply automatic routine. i'm so used to doing it that i don't even remember doing it most days -- i'm lost in thought. thinking about my day schedule, or whatever... i think that's pretty normal for most everyone. which leg do you put in your pants first? twenty-four hours ago, i genuinely couldn't have told you. the only reason i paid it any mind today is because things went horribly wrong. background story context ~ i injured my right hand. can't put much of any weight on my pinkie and ring finger before owOW OW! then i put the milk down; pour milk with my left hand. calcium is important. ~ ...anyways, i'm yanked out of my rambling about my day schedule to find i'm having problems putting on my pants. i was totally ignoring it and now, boom, i'm just here... what? the problem? i put my left leg in first. once things got a bit down the line, my body got confused: "help! this is not how putting on pants goes! i'm so fucking confused!" i think: what the shit? why did i go left-leg first? after a bit of a think, i came to a hunch: something about going right leg first probably would have hurt my hand. two or three days of doing a lot with my left hand that i'd usually do with my right, and it's begun to sink in a bit more thoroughly... and, now, it's begun bleeding out in strange ways that i never could have anticipated. something in me made the decision to go left-leg first. i'm feel pretty sure it has to do with my hand, but it's really a mystery to me. it's a body riddle, yessir |
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It varies. Mist usually it's right foot in first, but it's not always the case. Why? I don't know, possibly it has something to do with wether I'm feeling really chilled, in which case I don't care what foot goes in first. |
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i had a really bad attack of neuralgia the other night, i felt like someone stuck an ice pick through my face, it was painful and then numb, i almost passed out through the pain, thats never happened before it was really weird have you tried suspending your pants between two chairs and jumping into them |
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That's most probably very serious. Sounds like you might need a colonoscopy, amongst other very seriously painful tests and exams. |
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can they get a camera all the way up your bum and into your brain, i wasnt sure that biology allowed it, unless they just keep jamming it hard, i suppose we humans are topologically donuts in a sense so it should be theoretically possible |
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i know i couldnt have a colonoscopy, my anus would rebel |
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rebel without an anus |
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so, i'm still thinking @OP: -it could be hemispherical dominance. doing things from the left instead of the right has started to get a little more creative than i expected it to, and so i'm spontaneously putting on my pants () wrong simply due to the focus on doing things leftwards. this means no direct connection to my injured right digits, aside from that prompting me to go left. -it could be i went owOW OW! putting on my pants a day or two ago and forgot about it consciously, but my body remembers. it does not remember how to do pants the other way 'round, though. -it could be creative synthesis: something in my mind spontaneously predicted putting on pants rightward might hurt my finger, and i didn't have to go owOW OW! at all -it could be a disruption in the ziltichi from thogughthts? |
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