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Aw, shucks. |
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is that the noise it makes? how would you type up the sound of a colonoscopy, if you had to go onomatapoeia? |
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hey, that's not by w M w ! |
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I can't type a sound because I can't recall any, bar the beeps and humming of the machines. I had a catheter and although the drugs didn't knock me out I was happy to follow what was happening on the screen. I remember one of the polyps removed looking like a brain. Maybe it was my brain. |
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i guess polyps aren't phonic. |
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i could see aphex turning the camera footage from his (presumably numerous) colonoscopies into a music video for the fans as a sort of overly-complicated squarepusher joke |
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Badoom-tish! |
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has already been done i suppose. |
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i remember my sigmoidoscapy quite fondly, the amount of sedatives i was given made the whole thing like a dreamy trip up my own bowels, watching it on the little telly that is |
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hope everything in there was sorted |
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once i had a rectoscopy for some bubos ive had near my asshole, drunk 4 liters of some shit for days to clean the intestines of all the shit, then i went to the hospital, the doctor made me lie on a bed and said: 'the examination constists in.. this' and stuck a finger into my ass. |
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Thank you for all the care, and concern. Thank you for this thread. |
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music videos with human organs are shit. |
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doctors should say, "look, if either of us gets turned on by this, we're only human and besides it makes the world a happier place. I hope you're ok with that because I sure am" patients can say this too |
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