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offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 17:37 [#02509657]
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Maya is into a period of diarrhea because she eats the shit
of the other dogs. whats the point to give her lactobacillus
if everytime we go out she eats other dogs shit? i
threatened to tie her and when we got back home, i gave her
her food, i waited til she finished, then she comes to take
congratulations and i said her: 'i'll set you straight' then
she burped in my face. so i desisted.


 

offline umbroman3 on 2016-12-29 17:41 [#02509659]
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lol

check my new afx thread, it has a pic of afx's dog


 

offline umbroman3 on 2016-12-29 17:43 [#02509660]
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http://i.imgur.com/zozFnpz.png

in my home we have five cats

in my mother's home she has two cats

no dogs atm

my sister has a dog called ozzy that catches the ball
he had christmas presents and knew which ones were his
he ripped all the wrapping off his presents
probably he could smell his dog toys.


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 17:51 [#02509661]
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Maya is 14 years old, she has seen my first girlfriend


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 17:54 [#02509662]
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first thing she did at 2 months when i took her from the
kennel she puked in my first car, one uno


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 17:55 [#02509663]
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she was in a cage with her two brothers, they were playing
and she was alone in a corner, i wanted a male but she
conquered me there


 

offline umbroman3 on 2016-12-29 17:57 [#02509664]
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show us a pic


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 18:03 [#02509665]
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maybe later shes resting row, its just a small wheel of
hair.

might not be the first time that i talk about my dog on
here, this story comes back like trading places on christmas


 

offline umbroman3 on 2016-12-29 18:41 [#02509667]
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got any more stories?


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 18:45 [#02509668]
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lol. nope, that was it


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 20:04 [#02509671]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-29 20:25 [#02509677]
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perhaps she thinks other dogs poos are mars bars


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-29 22:11 [#02509680]
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bars. lol. she didnt eat any in this last walk we did. my
prayers were asked. she will have to stay 10 hours without
going out tomorrow. i will place some newspaper on the
ground in case she needs to poo.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-30 00:15 [#02509685]
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we used to have a dog that rolled in other dogs poo to mask
his own scent when invading other dogs territory, he was the
smartest dog i ever knew, just a shame he covered himself in
poo alot


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-30 06:34 [#02509693]
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i never see my roommate's dog poop. never. i don't know how
he does it. that dog is houdini

this is relevant because: i never see him eat poop, either


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-12-30 06:38 [#02509694]
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real talk, though: playing tug-of-war (with dog [with rope
toy]) was invented by sun zoo in the year 718 because he was
unable to teach his dog to play go

(i presume he tried othello first, too)


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-30 16:43 [#02509735]
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well, my arguments seems to work, today i was out 10 hours
but she didnt do anything in the room, on the contrary she
was nonchalant when i took her out, she seemed to do it on
the pavement on our way to the park but once there, it took
a good half an hour before she pooped. no poop eating
whatsoever. shes awesome, fully operative with respect and
not beating


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-30 16:56 [#02509736]
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she rolls on the grass a lot since she moved, guess its to
fix her smell in this new park. thanks god not over poo


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-30 16:58 [#02509737]
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watching a dog eating shit feels just wrong


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2016-12-30 17:09 [#02509738]
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everytime I think "ok it's time to get a doggie" I hear a
story like this and think "ok maybe not yet" lol

german shepherds or huskies are my dream dogs

husky is not a bad idea cause I live in mountain area /
quite cold most of the year

there's an old postman in my neighbourhood who works with
his husky dog as a companion - I guess they walk miles and
miles today while delivering post around. good for the
doggie.

I guess my post fits more into a "my future dog" thread lolz


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-30 17:15 [#02509739]
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its ok to have a dog for a wise person, they work as
friends, sons, and even parents when you are down. but bear
in mind its a living thing, that eats and shits, and a
mirror for at least a decade of your life


 

offline mohamed on 2016-12-30 17:47 [#02509740]
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14 years this december, she did a side jump today to climb
this wall. never cease to amaze you


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-12-30 22:51 [#02509748]
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aww lovely piccy, i bet you love her very much


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-01 11:58 [#02509805]
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yes, i woke up to the sound of shit coming out of her ass. i
took her out this morning at 6 am for a 5 minutes quickie
but apparently i didnt gave her enough time to deliver poop.
so i wake up at 11 oclock with three shits in my room. thats
what


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-01 12:43 [#02509808]
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oh dear, perhaps when you take her out for a walk, you
should have a shit in the street so your dog knows its time
to poo


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-01 13:47 [#02509809]
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sometimes dog and i watch law and/or der. sometimes we do
not. jump off the couch? yes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-01 13:51 [#02509810]
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dog quickly learned to recognize that the putting on of the
smoking vest by the man is something to hurtle off the couch
for. smoking vest means smoking man, and smoking man means
man on the porch. man on the porch means porch door opens.
glorious lawns! horrible moths

every other object of clothing owned by man is absolutely
irrelevant to dog, with the slight exception of the
sweatshirt with the drawstring danglers with a reputation
for noseboppery

poop of other dog: still uneaten.


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2017-01-01 15:00 [#02509814]
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but bear in mind its a living thing, that eats and
shits


yeah I know "I've had" a cat for almost 8 years now. " " =
she lives in my ex's flat now but while she's away for
holidays I took Goofy to my flat, we've spent a week now.
it's been funney.

i woke up to the sound of shit coming out of her
ass


^__^ some poetry in it



 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-01 20:07 [#02509819]
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we've walked near 10 kilometers last saturday


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-01 20:15 [#02509822]
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Well done, who gets out of breath first?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 03:30 [#02509844]
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"i wanted a male" -mohamed

Maybe if you fed your dog more food, it wouldn't have to
resort to eating poop. You're a monster. A monster!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 10:39 [#02509847]
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lol if i give her more food its gonna end up in the trash!


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-02 17:59 [#02509848]
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I have a dog training manual here from 1876 made in
england.

i think ´canine´ referes to that of dog.

¨
confuses your animal with reverse psychology

detail:

Owner, or other subject, eats the previous day canine faeces
in front
of said hungered canine. (note: healthy stool, imperative)

Owner squirms, cries out and plays dead.

Owner remains still, until dog whines.

(the page is a bit worn here)

Then handler? vomit faeces on short grass.

Success. The owner has now trained the animal.¨



 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 18:13 [#02509850]
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holy shit, so its not only humans, even dogs requires you to
eat shit


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 18:14 [#02509851]
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none of the two, as long as its just walking


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-02 18:17 [#02509853]
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awww i just saw your dog, i missed the link..

soo sweet like a small lassie dog. : )


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 18:26 [#02509856]
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as Maya said thanks freqy


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-02 18:51 [#02509861]
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: )

cute pup!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 19:20 [#02509863]
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you could always eat your own shit, but its actually a
cleverly disguised chocolate eclair and make disgusted
faces, perhaps the dog would cotton on,


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 19:29 [#02509864]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 19:36 [#02509865]
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its pretty hard to discourage a creature that eats poo i
imagine


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 19:48 [#02509866]
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well, im not bangin my head against the wall


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 19:49 [#02509867]
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yes its a minor thing in the scheme of things, i loved my
dogs despite all their faults


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 20:01 [#02509868]
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it is the only creature worth of my love, or

it is the only creature for which my love is worth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:02 [#02509869]
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yes dogs are generally much more trust worthy than humans,
well loyal at any rate, it rarer to find people with the
same qualities


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 20:04 [#02509871]
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i agree, its easier to find people that eats shit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:08 [#02509872]
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loool yes especially with the internet, the horrifying thing
the internet reveals is the world is full of fackin pervs,
perhaps i shouldnt be too surprised


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 20:14 [#02509873]
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fuck them all


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:17 [#02509874]
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I bet tim berners lee feels weird about the repercussions of
the world wide web, but if it wasn't him who made it, it
would have been someone else


 

offline mohamed on 2017-01-02 20:17 [#02509875]
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r u making me search for bizzarre things?


 


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