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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:19 [#02509876]
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how you mean?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 20:20 [#02509877]
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whos tim berners lee?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:25 [#02509878]
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guy who invented html at CERN


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:27 [#02509879]
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here is the first website


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 20:27 [#02509880]
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lol ok, thought he was some shit eater or something


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 20:29 [#02509881]
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I doubt he invented the web to try and procure someone to
shit in his mouth, but you never know!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 22:33 [#02509904]
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i really dont get it, if i give her more food, its gonna end
up in the trash, if i give her her enough, she spends the
evening licking the empty bowl


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 22:35 [#02509905]
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im gonna buy a motherfucking scale


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 22:38 [#02509906]
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yes psychological issue it seems


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 22:40 [#02509907]
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what do u mean?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-02 22:52 [#02509909]
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your dog wanting more when she thinks there isnt enough but
when there is enough she thinks its too much


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-02 22:54 [#02509911]
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does that mean i have to take her to the analyst with me?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 18:58 [#02510007]
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its awesome how shes conquering the right to piss in this
territory

teeth shown to a german sheperd, i bet he lolled in his mind


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 19:01 [#02510010]
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smaller dogs tend to be less secure and more aggressive as a
consequence, everything must be frightening when your very
small



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 19:04 [#02510012]
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shes well corageous, but shes bit more nervous these days,
she barks when a big dog is at a distance

maybe she also felt the shit vibe christmas has ultimately
on people


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 19:06 [#02510013]
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yes i get the general impression like there is the sword of
Damocles hanging over everyone's head, like there is going
to be something serious bad happening in the next few years,
or am i just paranoid


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 19:08 [#02510014]
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i dont pay many attention in that sense, im too busy
building a routine


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 19:10 [#02510015]
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much


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 19:10 [#02510016]
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yes, likewise, i cant let it affect me, lot of doom & gloom
around though


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 19:19 [#02510018]
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would you stick it down your trousers for a millions quid,
id do it for a hundred


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 19:25 [#02510019]
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id do it for a million


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 19:29 [#02510020]
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one night it was complete dark, i was driving in a street of
mountain and i just had to shat, so i stopped, did
everything, and on my way back to the car i was faced by
goats. horrifying


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 20:13 [#02510021]
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i just realised i posted in the wrong thread, but you seemed
to know that was chatting about that insect infested pumpkin



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 20:24 [#02510022]
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i think i confused stick it down with pull down, i thought
you were asking me if i would pull down my trousers for a
million


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-04 20:26 [#02510023]
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i admit it sounded a bit off topic even for me, but i
continued with the convo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-04 20:32 [#02510024]
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looooooool



 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2017-01-07 22:17 [#02510150]
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how is Maya ? and her defecation problem ?

well I mean her defecation is fine, right ? her owner has
problem with it lol

tc u 2


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-08 02:08 [#02510154]
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he was doing ok until this afternoon, she had an urgency,
she makes me understand it cos she puts with her back
against the wall, so we did an extra walk at 3.30-4.00 pm
then another at 6.00 pm (her usual hour), it 3 am we just
got back from her last walk, hopefully she will let me sleep
tomorrow morning


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-16 23:15 [#02510467]
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i believe he meant my dog and i


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-16 23:16 [#02510468]
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while we're here, it's not "the house i grew up in," "the
house in which i threw my shapes" thank you v/much


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-17 00:48 [#02510475]
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can you train a dog to crap in a litter tray like cats?
seems like it might solve some problems. i know you have to
take her for a walk but even still


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 02:12 [#02510481]
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search me weird queries
said the squarepusher


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 02:13 [#02510482]
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you can train a dog to use and flush a toilet, if you have a
ridiculous amount of time and patience


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-17 18:25 [#02510506]
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i would never do that to her


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-31 21:43 [#02516883]
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the vet said that maya should cough all the time and have a
pulmonary edema considering the heart failure she has. when
he asked me how old she is, i told him fifteen, he said 'and
we take them all'


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-31 21:45 [#02516884]
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wordreference translates it as 'murmur'


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-31 21:53 [#02516887]
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shes a nicer room neighbor than me apparently, shes happier
to see my flatmate than she is when she sees me


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-31 21:55 [#02516889]
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doing alright considering all


 


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