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Maya is into a period of diarrhea because she eats the shit of the other dogs. whats the point to give her lactobacillus if everytime we go out she eats other dogs shit? i threatened to tie her and when we got back home, i gave her her food, i waited til she finished, then she comes to take congratulations and i said her: 'i'll set you straight' then she burped in my face. so i desisted. |
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lol check my new afx thread, it has a pic of afx's dog |
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http://i.imgur.com/zozFnpz.png in my home we have five cats in my mother's home she has two cats no dogs atm my sister has a dog called ozzy that catches the ball he had christmas presents and knew which ones were his he ripped all the wrapping off his presents probably he could smell his dog toys. |
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Maya is 14 years old, she has seen my first girlfriend |
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first thing she did at 2 months when i took her from the kennel she puked in my first car, one uno |
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she was in a cage with her two brothers, they were playing and she was alone in a corner, i wanted a male but she conquered me there |
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show us a pic |
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maybe later shes resting row, its just a small wheel of hair. might not be the first time that i talk about my dog on here, this story comes back like trading places on christmas |
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got any more stories? |
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lol. nope, that was it |
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perhaps she thinks other dogs poos are mars bars |
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bars. lol. she didnt eat any in this last walk we did. my prayers were asked. she will have to stay 10 hours without going out tomorrow. i will place some newspaper on the ground in case she needs to poo. |
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we used to have a dog that rolled in other dogs poo to mask his own scent when invading other dogs territory, he was the smartest dog i ever knew, just a shame he covered himself in poo alot |
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i never see my roommate's dog poop. never. i don't know how he does it. that dog is houdini this is relevant because: i never see him eat poop, either |
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real talk, though: playing tug-of-war (with dog [with rope toy]) was invented by sun zoo in the year 718 because he was unable to teach his dog to play go (i presume he tried othello first, too) |
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well, my arguments seems to work, today i was out 10 hours but she didnt do anything in the room, on the contrary she was nonchalant when i took her out, she seemed to do it on the pavement on our way to the park but once there, it took a good half an hour before she pooped. no poop eating whatsoever. shes awesome, fully operative with respect and not beating |
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she rolls on the grass a lot since she moved, guess its to fix her smell in this new park. thanks god not over poo |
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watching a dog eating shit feels just wrong |
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everytime I think "ok it's time to get a doggie" I hear a story like this and think "ok maybe not yet" lol german shepherds or huskies are my dream dogs husky is not a bad idea cause I live in mountain area / quite cold most of the year there's an old postman in my neighbourhood who works with his husky dog as a companion - I guess they walk miles and miles today while delivering post around. good for the doggie. I guess my post fits more into a "my future dog" thread lolz |
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its ok to have a dog for a wise person, they work as friends, sons, and even parents when you are down. but bear in mind its a living thing, that eats and shits, and a mirror for at least a decade of your life |
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14 years this december, she did a side jump today to climb wall. never cease to amaze you |
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aww lovely piccy, i bet you love her very much |
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yes, i woke up to the sound of shit coming out of her ass. i took her out this morning at 6 am for a 5 minutes quickie but apparently i didnt gave her enough time to deliver poop. so i wake up at 11 oclock with three shits in my room. thats what |
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oh dear, perhaps when you take her out for a walk, you should have a shit in the street so your dog knows its time to poo |
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sometimes dog and i watch law and/or der. sometimes we do not. jump off the couch? yes |
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dog quickly learned to recognize that the putting on of the smoking vest by the man is something to hurtle off the couch for. smoking vest means smoking man, and smoking man means man on the porch. man on the porch means porch door opens. glorious lawns! horrible moths every other object of clothing owned by man is absolutely irrelevant to dog, with the slight exception of the sweatshirt with the drawstring danglers with a reputation for noseboppery poop of other dog: still uneaten. |
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but bear in mind its a living thing, that eats and shits yeah I know "I've had" a cat for almost 8 years now. " " = she lives in my ex's flat now but while she's away for holidays I took Goofy to my flat, we've spent a week now. it's been funney. i woke up to the sound of shit coming out of her ass ^__^ some poetry in it |
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we've walked near 10 kilometers last saturday |
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Well done, who gets out of breath first? |
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"i wanted a male" -mohamed Maybe if you fed your dog more food, it wouldn't have to resort to eating poop. You're a monster. A monster! |
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lol if i give her more food its gonna end up in the trash! |
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I have a dog training manual here from 1876 made in england. i think ´canine´ referes to that of dog. ¨ confuses your animal with reverse psychology detail: Owner, or other subject, eats the previous day canine faeces in front of said hungered canine. (note: healthy stool, imperative) Owner squirms, cries out and plays dead. Owner remains still, until dog whines. (the page is a bit worn here) Then handler? vomit faeces on short grass. Success. The owner has now trained the animal.¨ |
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holy shit, so its not only humans, even dogs requires you to eat shit |
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none of the two, as long as its just walking |
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awww i just saw your dog, i missed the link.. soo sweet like a small lassie dog. : ) |
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as Maya said thanks freqy |
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: ) cute pup! |
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you could always eat your own shit, but its actually a cleverly disguised chocolate eclair and make disgusted faces, perhaps the dog would cotton on, |
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lol |
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its pretty hard to discourage a creature that eats poo i imagine |
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well, im not bangin my head against the wall |
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yes its a minor thing in the scheme of things, i loved my dogs despite all their faults |
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it is the only creature worth of my love, or it is the only creature for which my love is worth |
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yes dogs are generally much more trust worthy than humans, well loyal at any rate, it rarer to find people with the same qualities |
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i agree, its easier to find people that eats shit |
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loool yes especially with the internet, the horrifying thing the internet reveals is the world is full of fackin pervs, perhaps i shouldnt be too surprised |
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fuck them all |
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I bet tim berners lee feels weird about the repercussions of the world wide web, but if it wasn't him who made it, it would have been someone else |
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r u making me search for bizzarre things? |
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