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I'm getting cut up on a fine Asti and watching An Idiot Abroad 3 for the first time, whilst my girlfriend gets me some apple pie she made earlier. |
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Haaaapy Birthday, Dude! |
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Happy stuff then !!! And Im happy to see it's a Ricky Gervais theme night tonight ! |
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congs! How old have you become? |
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..the pie too sweet, gimme a piece o´... funky congs, man! |
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have some quality time then, cheers |
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, BigLad. The set there goes in and out of tightness, especially on the kick-drum, but there are some lovely moments. Love the section around 11 minutes |
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Happy BERFDAY! |
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As Sam Jackson would say if I was Sam Jackson...Merry Christmas motherfucker! Don't bother with an Idiot Abroad 3, it is painfully shite. |
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Warwick Davis just ruined it. The Cunt. |
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Happy B-Day! IDM pawaz fo juz, mang! |
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happy day after your birthday. still got some pir left, dvd in the player, why not have birfday2? |
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smoke some weeeeeeeed, mang. |
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1/2 pie and half Idiot abroad 3 left and a couple of bottles of (a not quite so good as the Asti) Prosecco left. So that is doable. -crazone: 31. Gigi: I don't know, it was quite funny seeing him crying on the steps up to that temple in China. I do agree that in general, it's not a dynamic that improves it over the preceding series. |
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happy happy ceri jc! in a couple of years the JC will make more sense... ;) |
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So, I'm selling my house and having a bit of a clear out before I move. My girlfriend is out, so now is a good time to go through my late wife's (old, printed) photos: Divvying them up into ones with me and people I know, that I want to keep and ones to give to her parents, for distribution amongst the family. There were relatively few I wanted, as most of the ones we took together were on digital cameras, these are mostly ones of her youth; family holidays before I knew her, etc. Also, the ones I wanted were all recent so at the top of the pile. It was a laborious and emotional chore and once I was 50% of the way through, I thought, "Fuck it, shall I just give the family the rest?" I am very glad I didn't. Whilst 99.9% was very tame, I found one of her friend from next door (who her parents still know very well) posing with a surprisingly realistic looking prosthetic cock hanging out of her trouser fly. I found one other objectionable one, which was a close up of her previous boyfriend's dick, with what looked like a hat from an action man on it and a little waistcoat made out of tinfoil. POSTING ON XLTRONIC IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY. |
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Pics! Mmmwah no, bad idea. No pics. |
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I thought about it, and got so far as putting them on the scanner, but then I thought, despite the fact neither person's face was visible in either picture, I pretty much had a choice of posting the story or posting the pics with no context. The latter would just seem weird, so I chose the former. I bear neither person ill will and I know there's enough embarrassing stuff on me that when I hope I pop my clogs, whoever gets to pick up the pieces has some discretion and an incinerator. :D |
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I'm getting you for your birthday btw. |
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Cool, I prefer the Streetfighter, but the Diavel looks sweet too. Either one beats a photo of a dick in a hat. My girlfriend's parents sent me a card with a Ducati 999R (probably my all time favourite sportsbike) on it and the text inside said it hadn't arrived yet, but here was a picture of it. I was literally jumping up and down shouting "Fuck yes! They got me a 999R?!" when a bit of paper fell out with a black and white picture of a 3DS case on it. Don't get me wrong, the case is useful, but it's not quite the same. |
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Happy Belated Birthday, friend :) |
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so if I understand correctly we won't see that old cock picture ? And it's not even your birthday anymore so fuck off ! |
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The evil in-laws. I bet they hate you. |
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Perhaps i interest you in Nigeria most delicious delicacies for birthday |
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very nice |
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Winner of thread. Simisola: I've eaten lots of weird shit, including plenty of insects, slugs, etc. I would definitely try that. |
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We now have sack full If you find this proposal acceptable. |
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Nice to see that you live in: "I'm too old for this shit" |
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Where do I send my bank details for payment? |
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it's not your birthday anyyyyymooooreeee stop jibbering you twaaaatttttt... |
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I celebrate my birthday over 9 days usually; the weekend before and the weekend after, as well as stuff in the weeknights in between. |
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guys there is like autechre playing a live dj set right now. ffs. |
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it's not your birthdayyyy you twaaaaaaattttt what about autechhhreee those are twaaaaaaatssssss |
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happy birthday to you |
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Please confirm if you have authorized right of abode in your name here where I work you with you accordingly |
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Hahaha! Badass. |
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That Pizza we had round yours one night was pretty fucking terrifying. Burnt crust but raw in the middle. Magical/ |
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