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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:47 [#00152833]
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come on now, it was boring i agree - but not the worst movie
surely! hey, have you ever seen Surf Nazis Must Die?
fantastic movie! highly recommendable!


 

offline D-Hex from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-01 01:49 [#00152838]
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Scary movie 2 was absolutely terrible and unfunny.

But the first one was a treat i thought.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:51 [#00152841]
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yeah i thought the first Scary Movie was alright - but i
have heard so much bad stuff about number 2 that i've
steered well clear of it


 

offline windowlicker from Nashvegas on 2002-04-01 01:52 [#00152843]
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That movie mad me want to smoke crack. It actually made me
feel stupid.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:53 [#00152845]
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which one? cannibal! the musical?


 

offline windowlicker from Nashvegas on 2002-04-01 01:54 [#00152846]
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Yea cannibal


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:55 [#00152847]
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i admit i didn't actually sit through it all :D got too dull
for me ;)


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 01:55 [#00152849]
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has anybody seen "order of the black eagle"? it must the
worst movie ever.
but i actually love it cause its so silly.
if anyone has it or finds it on the web. please let me know
cause i want it!


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-04-01 02:12 [#00152868]
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well, if you wanna go old school...anybody ever see Glen or
Glenda?? the infamous director Ed Woods movie about
tolerance for transvestites?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 02:14 [#00152870]
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i have seen a couple of Ed Wood movies, but have only seen
clips of Glen or Glenda -- love the movie Ed Wood tho


 

offline Dialect Falx from New Bern (United States) on 2002-04-01 02:21 [#00152877]
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Killer Clownz from Mars (with the Z) = D:


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 02:28 [#00152887]
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SLEEPWALKERS!


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-04-01 02:36 [#00152891]
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JP3 was pretty horrible. not the worst. i'll have to think
about which is the worst for a while - that's pretty close.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:24 [#00152967]
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I think the name of it is Held Up, it stars Jamie Foxx....
that is the worst movie ever created


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:31 [#00152986]
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Others: Jeepers Creepers, Altered Stated, Cannibal Campout,
Dude Wheres my Car, Battlefield Earth, 2010 (the sequel)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:33 [#00152989]
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several animes


 

offline rovshell from None (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-01 03:33 [#00152991]
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CrossRoad :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:39 [#00153008]
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titanic


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:42 [#00153012]
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crossroads hahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!
or even worse glitter hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:43 [#00153013]
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crossroads does have two redeeming qualities though...
Britney's lucsious ass and firm breasts


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:44 [#00153016]
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i've never seen crossroads, but the fact that britney is in
it in itself must imply that it sux.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:45 [#00153018]
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i dont like britney at all...she makes me sick! have you
seen when she does that crasy smile and her tounge goes
around? it makes me wanna puke!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:48 [#00153024]
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i think britney needs to retire from her position in fame
and become a regular person again


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:48 [#00153025]
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It makes you wanna puke? ....thats weird, it makes me wanna
bust my load all over her face.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:49 [#00153028]
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shes not even worty that


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:53 [#00153037]
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i havent seen it, but the mark wahlberg planet of the apes,
from what i heard, belongs under this topic


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 03:55 [#00153040]
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you know that's a tough one and it could swing both ways,
just depends on the viewer. me personally i don't know,
i'm kinda in between, the ending was a trip but it also
kinda sucked too.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:56 [#00153042]
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the original planet of the apes cict ass imo


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:57 [#00153043]
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well, i didn't take it seriously, but it was fun to watch


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 04:00 [#00153048]
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the og pota was just old that's all...good premise
tho...sorry about the laxidazical typing here.


 

offline Ubik from United States on 2002-04-01 04:02 [#00153049]
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Tim Burtons recent movies are so detached and uninvolving...
the planet of the apes remix waste a total waste of a lot of
peoples' time


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 04:03 [#00153051]
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tim burton didn't have total artistic control over planet of
the apes, although i did love SLEEPYHOLLOW!


 

offline trans tex tual from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-01 04:10 [#00153056]
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All those bonnet wearing Jane Austen books remade as films
and starring Winona Rider as the shy, but courageous
heroine. Films of that ilk undoubtedly shit me to tears.

That, and any film starring Jim Carrey.



 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-01 04:21 [#00153072]
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Eh, you know what else is bad? Scary Movie. Stupidest
thing I've seen, ever.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-01 04:42 [#00153099]
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i saw planet of the apes on a [good] date, so my opinion is
biased. had i seen it alone i'd probably have hated it w/ a
passion.

i didnt like the time machine either. but those time-lapse
effects and...
{SPOILER!!!!!}

that one shot w/ the moon breaking up was pretty cool
{/spoiler}


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2002-04-01 04:56 [#00153115]
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worst movie ever : jack frost the horror flick...about a
snowman who came to life and killed people...but im sure the
newer michael keaton one was pretty bad too


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 05:41 [#00153170]
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I found Swordfish to be quite horrible, but I've heard some
serious shit about Battlefield Earth.


 

offline JOB from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-01 05:56 [#00153180]
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Swordfish was lame. I hate when movies try to make hacking
cool. Last time i checked u dont fly around buildings
(hackers) or put a square together (swordfish) when you
hack, fucking stupid....
so ok...

Swordfish
Deep Blue Sea
Street Fighter
Mario Bros (i swear the guys that made this movie didnt play
the game at all)
and lost more...

Hey btw i've had the thought lingering in my head, did they
make a movie for Double Dragon? I could have sworn i saw
something about that somewhere at a time.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:00 [#00153184]
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I saw a movie that I'm pretty sure was Dungeons and Dragons.
It was pretty bad.

Everything about Swordfish made me drop jaw in awe it's
wackness. The whole hacking shit was lame, the blowjob
scene was lame, the chase/hill scene was unbearably
unrealistic and lame, every single piece of dialogue was
stupid...


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 06:03 [#00153185]
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hahaha...dungeons and dragons was a terrible movie.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:06 [#00153187]
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I got dragged into the theater with this girl who's mad into
dragons and such. She claims she liked it, but I think
she's in denial.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 06:12 [#00153194]
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lol...she must have been, i could not find one positive
thing from that movie...but then again i'm not really into
that d&d stuff so.....


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:17 [#00153197]
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but even a d&d obessee can distinguish a good fantasy from a
sad piece of trash. it was the poo.


 

offline JOB from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-01 06:19 [#00153199]
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Down at the local comic shop the guys were sayin it sux, now
i'm not much of a comic guy or dnd and i havnt even seen it
but i hear it sucks.


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:55 [#00153216]
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bad movies,
there is a lot of them.
just about every recent flick was pretty bad and low.

fast and the furious
gone in sixty seconds (remake)
batman 3
jurassic park 2 & 3
deep blue sea

the worst just has to be
jackie brown (what was quentin thinking?!)



 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:59 [#00153220]
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the matrix is extremely drawn out.
the first hour of the film sucks, the second time you watch
it.

it has no replay factor.
i saw it twice in the theater.
and then once on video.
now i can't stand to see the whole thing.

reeves is a very bad actor.

he was better in breaking point, when he was playing a
surfer.
and bill and ted's excellent adventure, when he was playing
a stoner.

2 more bad films

johnny neumonic
and
tank girl
they both suck



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-01 08:01 [#00153254]
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These last couple of years i have really lost faith in
american movies and hollywood but The Royal Tenenbaums has
given me new faith.

Hallelujah!!!!


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-01 09:35 [#00153288]
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Duel
that movie was evil
take Maximum Overdrive and then suck anything that was
meagerly entertaining out of it and then multiply AC/DC's
massive suckyness times Dean Koontz and then get raped by
baby sheep and loose all your teeth the hard way
what the hell was me saying....


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-01 17:07 [#00153543]
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Scary movie 2.
ts type of film that make europeeans think that americans
people go brainless


 

offline ceiling_fan from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-01 17:10 [#00153549]
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1) Wild wild west
2) Long time dead
3) 13 ghosts.

That's all for now.


 


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