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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 17:41 [#02237531]
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please end this suffering


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 17:43 [#02237533]
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ahahah, your life is a joke
everyday the same shit
you wake up and wish you were dead
youve tried to suicide four times, and failed misserably
your cooking sucks
you only have 9 fingers
AND
you post on xlt

Sorry,
Management.

ps for any inquiries call 1(800)Eat-Shit.


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-09-17 17:44 [#02237534]
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sorry, no help from me. i can't even kill myself


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 17:45 [#02237536]
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maybe if we all eat a ton of catfood (not the user)
we can die a somewhat instant death

Its worth a try.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 17:52 [#02237539]
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there's no fucking escaping this fucking shit i already
tried and it doesn't fucking work. for christ's sake is
there no mercy in this god forsaken bullshit planet in which
we place this so-called bullshit shitty life? cos it's shit
you know. if you're a child unborn i seriously recommend you
reconsider because you could possibly be making the worst
decision of your entire preconceived life.


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-09-17 17:53 [#02237540]
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only if that catfood is from China, then it's a guarantee


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 17:55 [#02237542]
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Ok, im down.

And shooting herion into your junk is fun.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:02 [#02237546]
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what's the problem dude


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:07 [#02237548]
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somepeoples mom and dad dont love them
and
the dude, used to be a chic


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:07 [#02237550]
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i have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:10 [#02237555]
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gotta have comprehension and perform chicks fucking


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:12 [#02237558]
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i try my hardest i honestly do. i see all these people,
living there lives, they look tops, but then i see they go
kill themselves despite what they've got which i've always
desired of them. it don't make sense sir. this shit it's
just a load of cunt and i'm fucking fed up. when i wake up
in the morning i literally think,

"oh fucking shit it's this fucking shit again. why can't i
just die in my sleep? there's nothing good about this life.
i try so hard, i really do but it gives me nothing. i hate
it to the core and i'm losing faith. i just want to die
every day.

sure i'm a whiny piece of shit cunt 'asshole' mothefucking
cunt. worthless lazy low-life good-for-nothing
son-of-a-bitch, yet i really do try my fucking hardest and
shit all comes of it.

there's no reason for this life to exist and i'm so fucking
angry that it does. i hate it to the bitter end and hope it
ends eternally.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:12 [#02237559]
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mercy is a quality which humans can rarely aspire to, what
made you think god would be able empathize any more easily?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:13 [#02237561]
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go read "notes from the underground" by dostoevsky, it'll
cheer you up.

i swear.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:14 [#02237563]
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glasse: easy there mr know it all ......


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:16 [#02237566]
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i don't get the connection between someone else's suicide
and your life. i'm thinking about problems at work/problems
of money but perhaps i'm wrong?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:18 [#02237568]
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what the fuck are you talking about you crazy drunk bitch?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:20 [#02237570]
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my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. also, my memory's
not as sharp as it used to be.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:20 [#02237571]
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haha


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:20 [#02237572]
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i don't know it all, just more than the lot of you.. :-)=

hey j/k but Razor chin up man it can't be that bad. what
happened to set this all off?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:21 [#02237575]
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Raz0rBlade_uk : yes life is very hard at times, impossibly
so it seems. those who have it all (or seem to) kill
themselves is sad.

You have a lot in this world to be thankful for/of.

there are a lot of people/family/friends/strangers who would
do a lot for you, if you need help just ask, dont be afraid
of rejection.

Sometimes people who look like they lead the "perfect" life,
are the most sad inside. Be Happy, Be Thankful.

Love,
Thad Alan Smoyer
2008


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:22 [#02237576]
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Glasse: im as dum as they get :)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:24 [#02237578]
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you know what i hate most?

i hate the fact that within 24 hours i will regret this.

how pathetic is that.

disgusting.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:24 [#02237579]
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yung, dum and full of cum

or piss and vinegar


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-09-17 18:28 [#02237582]
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depression washes like a tide, only to recede back into the
ocean of despair


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:29 [#02237583]
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it doesn't matter.

what i say now is what i'm thinking always.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:29 [#02237584]
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i love you so much


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:30 [#02237585]
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no worries mate, we all have hard times

life kinda sucks like that
whether its the death of a loved one, losing jobs, bills,
the boring-ness of day to day life, whatever

life is what you make out of if.

get outside, fuck xltronic for a week a month, get out
exercise, say "hi, how are you" to some random hot chic

Enjoi.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:33 [#02237587]
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people never come close to what xltronic can say


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-09-17 18:34 [#02237588]
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What the hell do you expect from life? Think about what your
fellow animals have to put up with, constantly being preyed
on virtually every minute of the day, getting eaten alive.
Then realise how pathetic your whining is and how privileged
you are to even be here.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:35 [#02237589]
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i'm gonna use that line more often...ABOUT MYSELF!!!


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-09-17 18:37 [#02237593]
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sometimes the most insignificant events can trigger a
depression spell in me

yes, i do cry over spilt milk


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:37 [#02237594]
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its almost 2009, youve never heard that.......kids....


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-17 18:38 [#02237595]
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have a holiday. i'd go here.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:39 [#02237596]
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i stumbled on that the other day and i am so booking my next
vacation for there.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:39 [#02237597]
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I said MORE OFTEN.

and in response to this thread:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:40 [#02237598]
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Show us your boobs, please.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-09-17 18:41 [#02237599]
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you can never agree with anyone can you?

always have to better don't you?

even when someone is suffering beyond any animal
comprehension you still hold your position as 'superior
existing forum member individual'

well i'm fed up you dildo wielding Labrador

this is my time and i'm done with your comments. your
slagging off. just fucking agree with me for once. this
existence is fucking shit. just please for the love of
christ or the fucking universe or existence be my witness.
please for fucks sake. please just level with me.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-17 18:42 [#02237600]
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too right, it's like 1950's sci fi!


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:42 [#02237601]
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I think if you use it about yourself you will be upgrading
to barefoot and pregnant


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:42 [#02237602]
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wow


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-09-17 18:47 [#02237607]
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It's true, I'm argumentative. Superior? No. I just have
conviction in what I say. You are making yourself suffer,
what could be so bad - were you raped? Were you battered? Do
you have a chemical imbalance in your brain? Maybe then you
have a cause for your suffering. You level with me, what the
fuck's wrong?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:47 [#02237609]
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I can't do either....I refuse to ever reproduce (it's so
selfish...ohhh look at this little person I created because
I wanted to see what it would look like and make it act like
a little version of me)
fuck that noise...
and my dog shits all over the floor in the livingroom, so i
never go barefoot.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:51 [#02237615]
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holy shit can't you just take them outside


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:51 [#02237616]
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Hypothetically....If i were to kill Raz0rBlade_uk in front
of a camera, while he documented that he wanted to be killed
(said it to the camera giving me consent , and even signed a
confession.....) how much jail time do you all think I'd
get?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:52 [#02237618]
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I do, he goes out 3 times a day! my mum overfeeds him.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:54 [#02237622]
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threee time a day is well enough.. do you make sure that he
do shat while he's out? is the shit solid or liquid? i can
hardly think about a dog overfeeded that shats all around,
there must be something wrong in the food


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-09-17 18:55 [#02237623]
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*assorted typos


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-09-17 18:55 [#02237624]
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Anyone who does that is probably not in a fit mental state
to give their consent. So prison for u.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-09-17 18:57 [#02237625]
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It's pretty solid scat.....yeah we make sure he poops and
pees when he's out. he's just a little shitter, is all.


 


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