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Hello. Now YOU can learn how to speak swedish. Its easy. Its FUN. Jag : You Du : I Är : Was Fitta : Food Rumpa : Music Strumpor : Weed Skit : Internet ENJOY! |
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Du är skit strumpor. Jag fitta rumpa. |
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lol |
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You see.. its easy!! But i seem to have made some typing errors. You just said that you are dirty socks. And that you are a cunt and an arse. There, there.. |
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I knew there was something suspicious about the word "rumpa"... And "skit" as internet! Damn you, Binaural Tea! |
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Some updates to the SWEDISH DICTIONARY: penis=plees röka=eat knulla=springa |
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Actually, I said "you cunt arse"! |
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moore like; I cunt arse. |
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Whoops. BASTARDS!!!! |
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Yeah.. HAHA.. Here are some more essential words: häst : car hund : city pung : messageboard fylla : happiness vi : we oss : us så : so knarkare : music maker spyor : good food |
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Oh no I'm not falling for that again. Look, I'll just cut out the middleman: "I am a fucking ugly dog and my mother is a smelly bitch." |
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droger : god gräs : grass bajs : poop pluggis : junkie gris : cop |
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To think I have my swedish matriculation examination next friday and these are all completely new translations for me! A title like 'Rumpa hund knarkare' for my essay would be pretty catchy me thinks. Thanks! |
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yeah man, your welcome. |
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but do hope no sirutiys |
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BAJS DROGER! |
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Pluggis gris röka bajs! |
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HAHAHA!!!!! |
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fan jag håller på att pissa på mig!!! hahaha!!!! |
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Pluggis gris röka bajs! |
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Kukjävel! Kyss mig i arslet! I am told this means, "Thank you for the lesson in this language with which I was not previously familiar." |
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lol |
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Lol. |
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stupid |
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analo = fun tjock = pretty |
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Sa javla trakigt amne. Skaffa ett liv. |
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Haha.. you serious, archrival?? Its a joke, man.. I sat down and laughed at the subject and realized i forgot the words Fun and Pretty.. but life goes on... =) |
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Nah im not serious ;) I wasnt serious either. Yeah life goes on :=) Livet gar vidare. |
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Nobody understood what "Sa javla trakigt amne. Skaffa ett liv" meant anyway!! LEt all non swedes have a guess what I said :) !!! 200$ for the lucky winner!! or the closest guest! This is a competition for non swedes. |
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"guest" I meant guess. |
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Skit också! I can't translate it. |
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humor =) |
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bandyspelare = taperecorder |
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What do you swedish guys think about this web site? http://www.santesson.com/enginvek.html |
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gratis läsk : old school kalle anka : breakdance njure : vinyl ärtsoppa : mc |
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GHAHAhAHAhahahahahqaha... im pissing my pants!!!!!! |
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kamelspån : sheesh it's hot in here minimjölkism : this new electronic music thingie köttfärsläsk : coca cola |
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Något , var JAG jag driva meningslös på henne väg , JAG träffa en hund. Han var död. Så JAG assistansen åt. Extra , henne viten jag - försäkrat er på sig själv och för sig själv på så många qu'être erkänt vid en annan viten jag - försäkrat thanksggiving er henne jämn på sig själv och för sig själv. |
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good work, darius! |
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Does it make sense ? |
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None whatsoever. |
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Cool. |
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swedish music fans ! ooh boy, i hope that temporary ban doesn't work yet.. |
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ça sert beaucoup d'avoir une petite quinzaine de mots sans verbe pour les utiliser, voyez vous... :) |
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french now that is a strange language |
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oui ^^ with lots of stupid orthographic and grammatical rules... :) (i said: 'you see, it's very useful to have about 15 words without verbs to use them') |
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Idag åt jag mat med munnen = Today I ate food with my mouth. |
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et demain, je mangerai des bulles de savon violettes avec mes oreilles! = and tomorrow, i'll eat purple soap bubbles with my ears! |
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Mais pourtant, rien ne nous empècherait de tuer toutes les vieilles que nous croisons dans la rue. Ça leur éviterait de se faire violer. Parce que bon, je veux bien être sympa, mais faut pas me pousser à bout. Ho, il est brillant, le Soleil ! Mais comment se fait-il que les chamois sautillent parmi les nues vertes de l'infini ? Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ? Mais qui vois-je au loin s'avancer ? Dieu, c'est mon amie la loutre ! Elle porte dans ses bras délicats un infant joli. Les vaches plombent le sous-sol et foudroient les oreillers et les voitures, mendiant les mouchoirs dans les couloirs, en mangeant une poire n'ayant plus que la tête sur le pied. Ho, que t'ai-je fait, mon Dieu, pour mériter un si funeste sort ? Pourquoi me fustige tu de ta haine plaquée merde ? Jamais je n'aurais dû manger ce serpent sordide sifflant sur les salsifis sodomites. |
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you crazy foreigners... |
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