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wassup rockers 3.5/5 |
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8 ½ Women 4/5, strange. Belly of an Architect 5/5 (for the second time) Stark raving mad - 0/5, govno Marie Antoinette (65%) - 4/5 (heard some druqks) |
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the science of sleep 3/5 |
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devils rejects blue velvet three colours blue the housekeeper |
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21 grams - 5/5 brilliantly beautiful in its execution of realism |
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haha, what? I thought it was brilliantly effective in its production of boredom. |
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EuroTrip - 5/6 Before Night Falls - 4.5/6 |
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Jesus christ Vampire Hunter 4.5/5 It has to be your sort of thing, though, I guess. |
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i didn't get bored once. i was gripped from start to finish |
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What's up with the beauty of its execution of realism? Is it because the camera shakes a little sometimes? |
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Apocalypto - 6/10 very good but the modernised language in the subtitles pulled me out of it a couple of times. The Fog - 7/10 Big Trouble in Little China - 6/10 John Carpenter double bill of greatness The Fountain - 8/10 or 5/10 Im not too sure. the first film ive seen in ages where people walked out halfway through but also the first film ive ever seen where not a single person stood up to leave when the end credits started. everyone just kind of sat there in a daze. i need to see it again to ascertain whether my belief that it is an excellent study about one mans relationship with death is correct. |
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Night at the Museum - 2/10 - Don't ask why I watched it Casino Royale (2006) - 9/10 - When I subtracted sentiment from the overall rating of the oldest bonds it occured that this is the best Bond movie. But let's not be hasty and wait until the second screening. Tears of the Black Tiger - 5/10 - An extremely unnecessary movie. |
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idiocracy 5/5. so dead on! |
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Slightly Pregnant - 6/10 Sophie's Choice - 9/10 |
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science of sleep - 4/5 : extra point for the gondry-factor. so, in reality i have to admit it's more a 3/5. it's interesting to see lynchian dreamlogic and gondrian next to eachother. the first extremely dark, the second extremely naieve. both incredibly inventive and imaginative. i wonder what they'd make if they'd work together. ...universe would implode! |
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Borat - 6.5/10 The Apartment - 7/10 Blood Diamond - 6.5/10 The Illusionist - 6/10 Running Scared - 4/10 Children of Men - 8.5/10 Clerks II - 7/10 Pan's Labyrinth - 8.5/10 Happiness - 7.5/10 This is Spinal Tap - 7/10 L'Argent - 7/10 Spoorloos - 8/10 Babel - 7.5/10 |
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Hero - 4/5 (a little unfulfilling <-- is that a real word?) |
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solaris (Soderbergh) 4/5 midnight cowboy 4/5 Eraserhead 4.5/5 legend of the falls 3/5 |
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scanner darkly 2/10 |
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clerks 8/10 |
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yeah that movie was garbage compared to its potential. the only good bit in the whole thing was that tripped out scene where robert downy turned into a bug. that freaked me out. |
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- 2/5. Je fucking deteste les films de Luc Besson!!! |
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Watching Apocalypse Now Redux right now on the History Channel. Reminded again how much I dislike the French Plantation scene. So bored I had to come here. |
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Smoking Aces- 8/10 Really fun movie to watch Testament of Dr Mabuse- 7/10 A classic but it could have been slightly better... A Scanner Darkly- 2/10 I couldnt even finish it, really lame movie. |
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Man, I really like that scene. It could do without the burial or the "I guess I'll be drinking alone" love scene out on the patio with the cheesy music and 'splendid' view. But I dig the conversation at the table with everyone freaking out and leaving one by one. I also really love the opium smoking bed scene and the "Don't you see, there are two of you, captain, one that loves, and one that kills". |
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Howls moving castle 8/10 awesome tail. sublime quite touching. fantastic animation too. just come back from seeing hot fuzz. simon pegg & co have done it again. total class. quite over the top but wouldn't have been better any other way 9/10 |
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awesome tail. |
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bbc space odyssey - 1/5, stupid shite. lake house - 2/5, nothing interesting - 5/5, Svankmajer rules even though no Cheshire cat and other differences from the Carrol's tail. Fucking awesome. |
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three colours blue - 4/5 three colours white - 5/5 - really quite excellent! naked lunch - wacky! |
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the passion of the christ - 3/5 Quite powerful stuff in some senses, but the gore gets laughable when Jesus basically looks more messed up than a zombie from a george romero film. |
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The Trip to Guantanamo - 4/5 |
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i drink your blood - 3/5 what's up, tiger lilly? - 4/5 |
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night on earth - 4/5 paris, je t'aime - 2/5. shitty. just a movie. a friend said that she cried watching this movie - i didn't get why. Svankmajer's: Food (Jidlo) - 5/5 Virile Games (Muzne Hry) - 5/5 Jabberwocky - 4/5 (couldn't find subtitles or the english version) The Pendulum, The Pit and Hope - 3/5 Kostnice - 3/5 |
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paris, je t'aime i want to see it. the concept sounds cool. |
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do it. i feel "its just me" that I don't like this movie. |
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The Battle of Algiers, better late than never. Probably one of the best movies I've ever seen, very moving and relevant. |
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No no, it's just shit. Some interesting segments but overall it's lukewarm and pointless, when it's not outright embarrassing (the thing with the veiled girl, what was up with that for fuck's sake). |
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saw ii : 3/5 |
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this is england 4.5/5 |
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Borat: 84/100 Stranger Than Fiction: 88/100 |
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I watched Science of Sleep recently and thought it was pretty funny. I give it three reverse shavers out of five. |
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Letters from Iwo Jima 5/5 Apocalypto 4/5 The thin red line 3,5/5 |
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finally seen amélie really cute 5/5 |
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Runaway Train 4/5 Great little thriller, and the ending with Jon Voight standing on top of the train to a wicked rendition of the second movement of Vivaldi's Gloria was really great. I would do anything to find that version of Gloria online. |
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warrior king - 3/10 wheres the soul in these thai martial arts flicks? theyre not a patch on the old chinese ones. hot fuzz - 8/10 excellent. inland empire - 5/10 interesting themes. far too long. better than mulholland drive though. popcorn - 7/10 brilliant cheese. the biggest scare is an obviously fake skull on a table. class. minority report - 6/10 most enjoyable speilberg film since jurassic park despite tom cruise's face. ghost rider - 1/10 dear god WHY? spartan - 5/10 completely average. the da vinci code - 3/10 havent read the book. i can imagine if i had this film would make me very angry rather than just completely bored. bubba ho-tep - 7/10 a genuine surprise and a definite recommendation. renaissance - 4/10 animation was, at times, absolute shit. story was below par sci-fi. fell asleep for 10 minutes in the middle and missed something important. |
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the holiday - 2/10 i dont hate rom-coms. i hate america. babel - 5/10 pulled down by the brad pitt/cate blandface bit which i thought was unrealistic and a bit boring. the two other stories were well done though. especially naughty deaf japanese schoolgirl. that couldve been a film on it own in my opinion. severance - 5/10 + interesting general concept. - poor 'humour'. + some good gore. - danny dyer's smug twatface grin = average. it - 4/10 used to scare me shitless. now it just bores me to death. the dvd was scratched 30 mins before the end so i didnt watch it all. probably for the best if i remember correctly. signs - 2/10 fuck off m. night shyamalan. the village - 2/10 see above. |
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I think you should take a break from watching movies. |
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bubba ho-tep was bizarre and hilarious. great film. |
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Indeksical movie critiques in a sentence. I hate america therefore I hate american films. |
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its just this american schmaltz thats all over every fucking rom-com i see. theyre designed to pull at the heart strings of retards with their 'hilarious' mis-matched couples, cases of mistaken identity etc. and the worst part is they work. british ones are just as bad though. Hard Candy - 8/10 an american film done right. absolutely great. unsettling, thought provoking and a whole other load of positive things. made my balls tingle and not in a good way. The Departed - 7/10 superb. totally forgot i was watching leonardo dicaprio's massive cheeks so it must be good. |
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