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the taint
 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 20:50 [#02612013]
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guys do you have a line on your taint that connects your
testicles to your anus??


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 20:52 [#02612014]
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are you a palm reader but instead of palms you read
arseholes?

i don't know ive never bothered looking!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 20:56 [#02612016]
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are you sure you want to die without ever seeing what your
anus looks like?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 20:58 [#02612017]
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you know that line is supposed to be your pussy that never
came to be


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:04 [#02612018]
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yeah ive seen the one on my bollocks, its becomes bollocks
or fanny depending on the hormone


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:05 [#02612019]
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perhaps its a bit closed minded of me but looking at my own
anus in a Mirror might be considered a bit of a homosexual
activity, i can imagine Cliff Richard does it every night
and gets his boyfriend to rub Vaseline on it


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:17 [#02612020]
Points: 5246 Status: Regular



i was listening to something last night about Annie
Sprinkle, who used to do a stage show where people could
look up her vaj with aid of speculum and flashlight,... 4
the men in audience:"more pussy than you've ever seen..and
probably ever want to see"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:24 [#02612021]
Points: 29313 Status: Regular | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02612020



yeah some people are really into that sort of stuff, bizarre
looking up womens chuffs, i guess thats why some people want
to become gynos they probably get hard


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:39 [#02612022]
Points: 5246 Status: Regular



hey man Amsterdam in '80s! nah it was a life-story thing she
did, sounded pretty interesting actually... like, she was as
honest about herself as is possible,props i reckon. It was
apparently a headfuck for men who went along and were
expecting a sex show and got something that was the vagina
monologues, almost literally.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:43 [#02612023]
Points: 29313 Status: Regular | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02612022



to be honest im a naturally curious person so id have a
quick peek. from a biological point of view

As much as mermaid wants though im not looking up my own
arsehole, its like looking behind the fridge, take a peek
but only in dire need



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:44 [#02612024]
Points: 29313 Status: Regular



I wonder if Clive Sinclair ever looked up his own arse, he
must have done, he probably sketched it like da vinci


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:46 [#02612025]
Points: 5246 Status: Regular



hahahah,
*


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:50 [#02612026]
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I reckon Clive may have been a freeky fellow on the quiet


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 21:54 [#02612027]
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hyper so if i asked you what color your anus is you wouldn't
know


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:55 [#02612028]
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he probably wanked to prime numbers


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 21:56 [#02612029]
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its got to be some shade of brown surely, should i get the
RGB value of my fundament


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 21:57 [#02612030]
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it could be naturally bleached


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 21:58 [#02612031]
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or it could be darker than you think


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 22:02 [#02612033]
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did you know your lips have the same skin type as your
sphincter


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 22:06 [#02612034]
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this can't be true


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 22:07 [#02612036]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 22:08 [#02612037]
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so last time you kiss your aunty you kissed her asshole too!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 22:09 [#02612039]
Points: 29313 Status: Regular



We are just topologically donut really, same as earthworms
just a pipe that grew limbs and stood up


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 22:12 [#02612040]
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so that's why people are drawn to eat ass


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-19 22:14 [#02612041]
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probably cos its very rude


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-19 22:14 [#02612042]
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lips and anus are together where they belong


 


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