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flush before you finish pooping so you don't clog the toilet? i forgot to yesterday, almost clogged it had to flush a couple of times |
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needless to say there was a lot of pooping going on |
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sometimes I manage to extrude a real cinderblock and panic ensues. sort of like classic David Sedaris story |
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yeah i have those. one time i thought i was gonna rip my anus then remembered all the anal videos i watched. hurt a lot though |
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Don't you hate it when you do a massive poo and turn round to have a look and it's gone? Like it's slipped right round the u bend. Your moment of pride robbed. |
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do you hate when you just gone for a shit and the door bell rings, or having a piss and you just started and the phone rings |
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Makes my blood run cold |
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yes, its sods law as well, always happens you could be waiting in all day for a parcel and as soon as you have a turd hanging half way out your arse their is a knock on the door quantum turd theory |
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yes happens a lot too. feels like i didn't take a poo yet. like when you eat too fast and you still feel hungry |
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of course the only proper way to poop is on company time Lavatory and Liberty: The of the Bathroom Break |
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The Xltronic Metaphor: A Thread |
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I hate when the end of your knob touches the cold porcelain |
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that's what that moby song was about |
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me too. then there is also the water splash to the anus that seems to be haunting almost everyone |
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yeah that's the worst especially after a shower or fresh pair of underwear, a turd launched splashwave over your bollocks |
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you mean the splash with your face |
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no i mean when you're mohamed and your pussy lips dip in the water |
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i can't read a turd thread on xlt without pondering hyakusen's bronze souvenir dellicate poop her in chin |
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witch |
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delicate poop? her in chin?! |
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eat high-fiber food and your poop shall be delicate |
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you mean the pussy of that sow of your mother which has crusts on the ass |
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your mom |
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They have great loos here so it doesn’t happen, no. It happens abroad sometimes, for example toilets in Greece are made for tiny people. Old English lavatories can be problematic. I had the “perfect poo” the other day so have to mention that. Didn’t have to push: it just slid out giving me a warm fuzzy sensation throughout the body. It didn’t hide so I can admire the perfect texture, colour and shape. The cherry on the cake was that after looking at the damage upon first wipe there was absolutely nothing on the tp. Apparently, and I can’t wrap my head around this, some people don’t check the tp when they wipe themselves. They seem to find the idea of checking to be dubious. Skidmark City or what? |
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barbarians, what sort of person doesn't check if their arse isn't covered in shite |
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i check |
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good boys who check shall receive an I Checked sticker |
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Ha ha! |
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I always make sure I have a clean arse before stepping out the front door, don't want to be run over then they have to tell my mum in my autopsy that I had shit stains all over my undies |
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also want to avoid the Tesco bum sniffer, you don't know if he will ever come out of retirement |
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