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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 08:12 [#02493456]
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i spotted a woodlouse languidly roaming around the skirting board, i dunno how it got in so i went off to put the kettle on, and by the time id come back it had buggered off
then i listened to this
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-03-18 08:27 [#02493457]
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buggered off, hehe
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freqy
on 2016-03-18 09:03 [#02493458]
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lol you should have said
" then we both listened to this "
i think he heard it too. ; P
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 09:24 [#02493459]
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i wonder if it will come back, do they have like town council meetings under the floor, and pass along primitive messages with their antenna , "no food found in sector A" for example, he is probably walking around in that Brownian motion way that simple animals do, thinking i must come back in that large space and cheek for dandruff when that giant homunculus isnt looking down at me
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freqy
on 2016-03-18 09:33 [#02493460]
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not sure about these creatures. was he near a outer door or open window or vent?
maybe get a glass ready and beer mat and take him outside?
i have to do this with spiders spiders are easy to catch in a glass tho.
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freqy
on 2016-03-18 09:43 [#02493461]
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or watch where he goes.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 09:51 [#02493462]
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Oh yeah i always take care not to tread on them or anything, if i see him again, i'll pop him in an upturned glass, and stick him outside, i think he came through a gap under the window, we had new windows put in a while ago and they didnt do a good job of fixing the masonry for them, so its probably a bit of a woodlouse highway, when i go to sleep they all come in and have a bit of a party probably, cos its nice an warm
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freqy
on 2016-03-18 10:20 [#02493463]
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See if you can fill the gaps with readybrek : P
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 10:37 [#02493464]
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Hi, while you were busy masturbating I programmed these fresh dance moves:
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:19 [#02493465]
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i'm not sure i want to encourage them, knowing my luck the curtain twitchers over the road would see me poking readybrek through my walls first thing in the morning
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:21 [#02493466]
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i was masticating, but not masturbating, i find typing a two hand job
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:21 [#02493467]
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your gif reminds me of Daniel Day Lewis in 'my left foot'
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 15:18 [#02493468]
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i have some kind of reverence for insects
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:39 [#02493474]
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^ yes, they are really beautiful when you see them u close, well some of them, iridescent carapaces, really interesting complex behavior, emerging from relatively simplistic rules the follow,
woodlouse mind "yeah thats right, turn right once, taste for wood, if i cant taste wood, move forward 5 body lengths, then turn right again until i meet an edge, then turn 90 degrees left, if detect a shadow curl into small ball"
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:41 [#02493475]
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he hasnt come back yet, probably outside now under a small pebble enjoying the imminent dusk,
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 17:55 [#02493477]
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when i feel one insect is walking on me, i jump like i have been hit by lightning
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:56 [#02493478]
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yeah reptilian brain reflex that is
actually good album title, 'reptilian brain reflex'
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 17:59 [#02493480]
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is it another brain disease? i collected them all lol
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:01 [#02493481]
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^ its the instinct we have from the most fundamental part of the brain
feel something on your skin you just react without thinking consciously about it, like when you burn your hand on an oven
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:04 [#02493482]
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i dont know for sure but i guess thats how most brains of insects function, simple input and output signals, i doubt they mull about weather they should go out on a windy day too much cos they dont like the look of an overcast sky, would be interesting if they did though1
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:05 [#02493483]
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your explanation better than wikipedia
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:06 [#02493484]
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yeah sorry that article was a bit on the heavy side
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:09 [#02493485]
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never seen a documentary about insect behavior, would be interesting
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:19 [#02493486]
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check this
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freqy
on 2016-03-18 18:27 [#02493489]
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apparently we have creatures all over us and inside us.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:29 [#02493491]
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whole generations of infinitesimally small crustacean like creatues live, die and reproduce in the tiny pores on the end of your nose, and when you get a blackhead thats their accumulated poo and corpses that is
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:47 [#02493492]
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yes docs always show us hunting behaviors, i was thinking to something that explains what you was talking about, movement behaviours, relations to weather and stuff
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:48 [#02493493]
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oh yeah, i know what you mean, sort of like Brownian motion, conways game of life type behavior
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:50 [#02493494]
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when i was young i used to build little 2d mazes for ants out of Technic lego and watch them find the sugar i put in the centre
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:51 [#02493495]
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slime mold in a maze
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:53 [#02493496]
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haha
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:55 [#02493497]
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my brother was a bit meaner he span them on a small electric motor at like 500rpm or something to see if they got dizzy
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 19:02 [#02493498]
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yeah everybody did mean things to animals when we were little. worst i did was steppin on ants nests, drowning insects that i found walking on the sink..
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 19:05 [#02493499]
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worst i did was flush a spider down the shower, i still feel slightly guilty about it weirdly
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 19:21 [#02493500]
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did that too
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freqy
on 2016-03-20 18:46 [#02493534]
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how?..it was Harrison.LAZY_TITLE
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freqy
on 2016-03-20 18:47 [#02493535]
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sorry to trample on your spider conversation.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 12:52 [#02493539]
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in Scandinavia he is known as Harrison Fjord you know
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 15:27 [#02493544]
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well, I did not know. I wonder why?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 15:51 [#02493545]
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LAZY_TITLE
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:02 [#02493553]
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ahhh the Fjords its pronunciation was my barrier to comedy pleasure.. :P
monty python did a sketch on the Fjords, I should have known. ; >
I was actaully seeking out text to voice progs today.... weird.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:16 [#02493556]
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yeah pining for the fjords,
i had one years ago, i like the speak and spell voice
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sounds like its having a stroke in this one
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:20 [#02493557]
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pining for the fjords, thats the one!
haha mske it say aaaaaaapppphhheeexxxsssssssss
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:21 [#02493558]
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thats a pretty awesome circuit bending thingy
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:21 [#02493559]
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that sound so much like a aphex tool.
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:22 [#02493560]
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and []pushers
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:28 [#02493561]
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yes, im pretty sure you could emulate. make a better version in supercollider patch
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:38 [#02493563]
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v true, but it does have that cheap plastic case sound. lol.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:43 [#02493564]
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you could probably find the samples of the speak spell around on the net and have a play around with the control rates and stuff on supercollider to get an approximate sound, i reckon it wouldnt be too hard to do
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freqy
on 2016-03-21 19:45 [#02493566]
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and then play the sound back out through the speaker on the speak n spell just for the fun plastic case, naf speaker effect.
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