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im meeting my gfs parents tonight
 

offline woj on 2007-09-29 12:04 [#02126326]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



You should say to them:

- "I AM THE FUTURE"

and they:
- "Oh"


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-29 12:07 [#02126327]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular | Followup to woj: #02126326



hahahaha do you watch that tv show?


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-29 12:16 [#02126331]
Points: 7543 Status: Lurker | Followup to J198: #02126161



So I went to that library this morning and read a book and
sat next to very very cute girls that were working silently.
I didn't dare to talk to any of them, becuz there was no
girl in front of me, no one on my right and the one on my
left, I looked several times to see what she was doing, but
she didn't really seem to appreciate it. But now I know that
I have to take a sit IN FRONT OF a girl, it's easier to have
eye contact and smile.
I wanted to go on the afternoon as well (after lunch) but it
was packed with a queue outside so I rather had a trip in
Paris. I wanted to talk to girls, I planned what I wanted to
say to them, for example if I saw one on a bench in a park,
I wanted to sit next to her and tell something like:
"hi, can i sit here? i don't like to be alone on a bench,
it's a bit sad imo
- (she probably answers) oh... ok
- don't worry i won't talk at all
- (probably) well, ok, as u want
(30s after)
- so, what are u reading, it looks interesting! / i usually
read a book on a bench in the park but today i forgot mine,
can u tell me a story? blablah...

But trust me or not, there was only 1 girl alone on a bench
in the whole Paris, and she seemed slightly to old for me
(perhaps 27-28). Anyway, as i told before, i just wanted to
have a funny time and not try to make her my girlfriend.
I also had ideas for meeting girls alone at cafes or in the
street but I really didn't find the occasion. Girls are
always accompanied!
But I'll do that for sure, I have nothing to lose.

Anyway, on monday i'm gonna ask my coworker to go shopping
with me (becuz she advised me several shops for pull-overs)
; if she's sad as she said she loves to do that especially
when she's sad (and she's sad these days). i'll say that
we'll have fun. i can't see why she would refuse.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-29 12:19 [#02126333]
Points: 7543 Status: Lurker | Followup to Combo: #02126331



I forgot to say that I saw a nice japanese girl looking at a
map. So i asked her "may i help u?" She smiled and said
"yes", she wanted to find a japanese restaurant (sic) so i
showed her it was "that way!"
but then, just after she said "thanks" and left, i thought
"OH FUCK I SHOULD HAVE ACCOMPANIED HER AND PROPOSED TO HAVE
LUNCH WITH HER AS SHE SEEMED ALONE".

I was the first time i stontaneoustly helped a girl, but
next time i'll do more than that.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-29 12:28 [#02126334]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker | Followup to Combo: #02126333



You will die alone


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-29 12:39 [#02126343]
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Of course, but I'll have a great wife and three children
before comitting suicide thanks to your advice.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2007-09-29 12:47 [#02126345]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02126299



Glad it's not just me thinking it. If it is him then I hope
he has more luck dodging the b8 this time.

That BBBZBZBZBBBBRRRSSDSKSDK thing had me in stitches.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-09-29 13:34 [#02126358]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to dave_g: #02126345 | Show recordbag



Same here, but he hasn't exactly been lying low so we'll
see.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-29 13:35 [#02126359]
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coff,mix...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-29 14:05 [#02126367]
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Just paint yourself white.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2007-09-29 16:05 [#02126375]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker | Followup to hanal: #02126359



mix is delayed due to line in problems. When I try to record
using my USB audio doodah it maxes out and makes horrible
LOUD white noise every couple of mins. I need to get it
sorted cos I'm doing a mix for my gf's parents too, it's
gunna go
BKSAAKSHHKHSKSHKKSKHSKHKKHSKHSKHSKHSHKSHKSHKSHKSKHSKHSKHSKH
"KRRRRSCHSBHSHHSSCHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKSA AS SHKS
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNFT


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-29 16:07 [#02126376]
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ok,tomorrow go to the nearest dj store and but brand new
everything.
that should sort the job out.and treat yourself to a pair of
HD25s as well


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-29 16:08 [#02126377]
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but=buy=gew=few=new=stew


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-09-29 16:10 [#02126378]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to PORICK: #02126179



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offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2007-09-29 18:54 [#02126428]
Points: 670 Status: Regular



the funniest thing on this mb is people trying to be serious
and "helpful" in those dramatic threads about life and
friendships and love.

like oxygenfad advices - fucking LOL.

wicked !


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-29 19:00 [#02126431]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



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