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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-12-03 16:27 [#02012225]
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someone farted here, why dont we go somewhere?


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-12-03 17:09 [#02012257]
Points: 5499 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #02012206



Those nerd ones are brilliant!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 17:46 [#02012266]
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You can have sex with me if you want.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 17:52 [#02012270]
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That wasn't meant to followup to anyone.

Man, I hate society. Everyone is so fake and caged by
everyone else. Or that's my delusion. I'm so unfriendable.

I think I'm going to start a race war with my suicide just
for fun. Like slit my wrists then nail myself up on a board
in some public place after writing "Death to honkies, signed
the niggers" in my blood.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-12-03 17:53 [#02012271]
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that last one is a sure shot man!


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2006-12-03 18:33 [#02012282]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



i managed to pull this one last night:
(we made out for 30 minutes) then,
S M Pennyworth: so.. you wanna see that movie or go straight
to bed (chuckle)
Girl: umm.. i don't think i'm in the mood a movie. do you..
is it ok if i spend the night?
S M Pennyworth: (silence and dumb face).. take a guess..

success ;)


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 18:35 [#02012283]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



yes girls are just there for sex. I need to find one of
those realistic girl-dollies, they don't answer back (an
annoying sub-feature of the female species.)


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:00 [#02012289]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker



if i was a bannana i'd fuck you like gwen stefani fucks
banannas


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:02 [#02012290]
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can i blow my funk all over your IDM?


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:02 [#02012291]
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some things money cant fix, like your face, so let me fuck
it!


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:03 [#02012292]
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girl, your so hot, i need to chill inside your vaginal flaps


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:04 [#02012294]
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if i wasnt an internet stalker i'd bring you to xlt


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:07 [#02012296]
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your like the amen break, so rare, the best bit in the song,
yet overused(slut)


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 19:09 [#02012297]
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oh im sorry, you mean girls are actually people?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 19:11 [#02012298]
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how to "get" a girl; it's like catching a lizard. you wait
till it's dark


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:13 [#02012299]
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if you break my heart i'll shove this fucking glass in your
mouth


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-03 19:15 [#02012300]
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lets cut the crap, how about i rip apart your sweet innocent
virgin pussy, with my hairy fat monster rotten cock?


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2006-12-03 23:17 [#02012316]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker



I've always found the O'Reilly stuff to be better than most
technical books...


 


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