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girl, if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together are those moon pants? cause that ass is outta this world is your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb. |
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can i stroke your pussy |
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haha! |
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Girl, you have fallen from sky... Unfortunately your face hit the ground. |
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The names Buck, and I like to Fuck. |
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Maybe you didnt fell from sky. I guess you were banned from there. |
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Hahaha :D |
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Hi, it's funny, I make phat beats but I've actually got a stringy penis. |
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Have you heard about Aphex Twin? |
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So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to. |
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They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too. |
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If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever. |
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*fidgets uncertainly* ok .. just leave the pizza on the step, thanks. |
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at least TRY to make an effort! |
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suck - cock - now |
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can i take a pic of you so santa will know what to get me for christmas? |
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most of the pick-up lines i do know does not work in english :( |
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how much for a blow job |
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cativant technique |
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umbrella |
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whats ur myspace? |
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wanna go get some pizza and sex? what's the matter you don't like pizza? *hand over cellphone to girl* Its so u can call your mom and let her know you won't return home tonight. (or something like that) |
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STOP! LOVE POLICE! You are arrested for stealing my heart. |
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hello |
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your lips wet? can i rub my cock on them? |
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Look down. |
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Saying "hi" and taking it from there usually works. |
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Lick finger, then touch your target's shirt and then your own. Say in your most seductive voice: Why don't we go somewhere and get out of these wet clothes? |
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hey there foxy sheilas hows it going? |
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can i what your beat? |
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'Him and I are consending adults- that makes 2 out of 3' is my favorite. Or just drop your pants and start urinating on her. All nice and steamy and warm- she'll know you like her. |
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If you won't go out with me can I at least have some of your estrogen so I can grow my own man boobs? |
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(geological) can i thrust your fault? |
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your eyes are like spanners because every time i look at you, my nuts tighten |
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lol. That's fucking brilliant! :D |
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Let me take you home and show you some of the spam on Xltronic. |
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And it works, too ;) |
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"I like IDM" |
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you fuck straight or we need to hang around for a bit before ? |
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Great tits. |
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would you like some sweeties? |
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haha |
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Hello, little female thing! As a female, you're just an object! Isn't that great! You're just here for me to fuck, and nothing more, coz us NORMAL men just watch football and drink beer and fuck the female species! Good nights. |
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wanna see some puppies? |
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girl you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out girl you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful girl you must be my shitty internet service provider because you're going to kick me off of you after approximately 5 hours girl you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again girl u must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you girl, you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up |
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ha. |
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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? |
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girl, you must be a chair, because i can move you around and shit on you whenever i like, because like all men should be, i'm a sex addict who reels in the females like a fishermen reels in eels. |
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have you just farted? so why does it smell of cum (i'll get my coat) |
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