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offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-11 10:18 [#01495626]
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I don't think shes unnattractive, in the same way I don't
think a horse is unnattractive. The option of finding her
attractive never occured to me.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-11 10:33 [#01495645]
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I can't belive this thread has gone this long with no
mention of Gwen Stafarni, yet another example....


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-11 10:38 [#01495653]
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i dont know, I would actually consider having sex with gwen
stefani... I'm afraid I can't say the same about a man faced
titstand.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-11 10:42 [#01495658]
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i saw some shows but i can't imagine life is really that
silly in new york...or anywhere else for that matter. there
were some fun moments here and there but overal it's just
silly..i used to like mrs. parker quite a bit before i saw
her in this series..the script just makes a complete idiot
out of her, and i find it a bit weird she doesn't
complain..she must be getting good money or something.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-11 10:51 [#01495674]
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how many pints lads, eh? you fucking well would with a bit
of pop inside ya, i bet.


 

offline mimi on 2005-02-11 11:45 [#01495745]
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i think she helps produce it as well :o

has she been in anything good besides ?


 

offline mimi on 2005-02-11 11:45 [#01495746]
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-besides gap advertisements


 

offline mimi on 2005-02-11 11:47 [#01495747]
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ok i have just been informed that my boyfriend has seen her
in "striking distance," which apparantly he used to jack off
to.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-11 12:05 [#01495761]
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well, she was in 'state and main' which was very good, and
in mars attacks, which was quite fun as well.

she's ok visually i suppose, perhaps a bit too thin, but to
see her in that carrie (?) part is completly untempting :-)


 

offline mimi on 2005-02-11 12:07 [#01495769]
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yeah understandably, i bet she has horrible breath with all
of the cigarettes. she will get cancer just from doing that
tv show!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-11 12:37 [#01495802]
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I hated "state and main", it's been a while since I saw it,
I think the characters all felt like they were trying to be
forcedly weird or something. I can't remember that well..

on the Jessica Parker creature - she was quite nice in "Ed
Wood".


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-11 12:41 [#01495810]
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Ohhhhhh yeah. I remember that one, heh, yes she was
tolerable in that, but it would've taken some performance to
drag that movie down.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-11 12:42 [#01495812]
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hmm, i didn't really find any of characters to be weird i
think..i watched it for the 2nd time not too long ago (i got
a dvd real cheap). i thought william h macy was awesome in
it. a 'light' film, nothing to it, but quite entertaining
imo :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-11 12:43 [#01495818]
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i'm unsure if tori spelling is human


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-11 12:50 [#01495836]
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she looks like there has been some splicing with a
chi-hua-hua's gene pool somewhere down the line.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-11 12:51 [#01495838]
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can you spot the man faced tit stand in this picture

(hint: its the one with tits....

...

on the left!)


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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-11 12:57 [#01495847]
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i'll be beck


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offline magicant from Canada on 2005-02-11 12:58 [#01495848]
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-11 12:58 [#01495849]
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a typical david mamet film really... very m'eh-ey...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-11 13:01 [#01495853]
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I wouldn't say that. I thought "the winslow boy" was
terrific.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-11 13:09 [#01495861]
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im not a mamet fan but that film was
alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-11 13:11 [#01495862]
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never seen that one...


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-02-11 13:32 [#01495878]
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I'd fuck her.
Sh'e's got a hot body.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-02-11 13:34 [#01495880]
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hahahahaha oh my god thats hilarious!!!! "a man faced
titstand"...thats so original I love it...

And yes p0g0-shes a beastly woman


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-02-11 13:38 [#01495882]
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Man-faced should be hyphenated- not that it would make any
more sense to me.
and I'd still fuck her.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-11 15:10 [#01495955]
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it would be like humping your granddad.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-11 15:11 [#01495956]
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or so I've heard.


 

offline mimi on 2005-02-11 15:35 [#01495981]
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yeah, it's a compound modifier like "blue-eyed girl."


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-11 15:36 [#01495983]
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It should be one word "manfacedtitstand"


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-11 15:47 [#01495987]
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i'd go with 2


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-12 00:31 [#01496198]
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ok no one guessed it... heres the correct answer!


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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-12 02:36 [#01496212]
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god what the fuck is AHNOLD doing with that thing... I think
our friend mister motherfucking CONAN teh BARberyun can do a
bit better.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-12 02:46 [#01496216]
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hey that manfacedtitstand is his wife!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-12 12:58 [#01496595]
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i'm aware of this. I just don't like it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-12 13:27 [#01496616]
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Oh god, get it away before its bone structure cuts the glass
on my monitor


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-12 13:30 [#01496619]
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I swear to god when I first saw that pic all I could think
was "KLINGON ALERT KLINGON ALERT"... it was a very unnerving
experience.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-12 13:34 [#01496620]
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In real life Klingons are much doughier.


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-12 13:38 [#01496621]
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The word of the day is: "doughier"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-12 14:05 [#01496630]
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Use "doughier" in a sentence.

If Wilford Brimley gets much doughier he's going to need a
new corset.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-12 14:35 [#01496644]
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The doughier it is, the better the taste.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-12 16:25 [#01496670]
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"Not everything should be doughier" she said, while holding
his flacid penis in her hand.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-13 00:10 [#01496953]
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klingon tastes like chicken, I hear.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-13 00:46 [#01496958]
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I was thinking more along the lines of "cream filled
doughnut"


 


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