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offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-07 03:29 [#01226321]
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I hear blind people can actually get their sight back by
masturbating.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 13:05 [#01227246]
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Going off like a SICK snake, not SIX :p

Makes sense now


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-07 13:07 [#01227250]
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that sketch about the unflustered parents is hilarious.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-07 13:10 [#01227257]
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my orgasms are usually followed by apathy and drowsyness.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 13:11 [#01227259]
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"They need us to identify his body, love."
"Can't they put him in a taxi?"


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-07 13:36 [#01227330]
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what happened to him?

well, they seem to think he was driven around in the back of
a car, buggered a lot and then dumped in the woods.


 

offline nene from United States on 2004-06-07 20:16 [#01228302]
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I sometimes get lightheaded and my ears start ringing when I
come standing up; my cock's quite modest in size, too. and
please don't knock anal/prostate stimulation. did you know
the g-spot is the female prostate?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-06-07 20:49 [#01228313]
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females have prostates?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-07 20:51 [#01228316]
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The female g-spot is on the upper side of the vaginal wall,
a pressure point between the urethra and vagina. Put her up
on a couple pillows for easier stimulation.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-06-07 20:55 [#01228322]
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thank you mappatazee, always up-to-date with accurate and
informative...information


 

offline nene from United States on 2004-06-07 20:56 [#01228323]
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I've got the pillows. now all I need is willing female. ;^)


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-08-07 15:51 [#01298214]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-07 15:56 [#01298218]
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you listen to linkin park.

now.. who is gay?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-07 15:57 [#01298222]
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That's a bit much...


 

offline emessiah37 from transcentral (United States) on 2004-08-07 16:20 [#01298244]
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you know, actually, this thread got me thinking.

there are certainly many worse ways to die than croaking
mid-load-blowing.

i think you gotta rank it slightly above dying in your
sleep.


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-08-07 16:22 [#01298249]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as linkin park.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-08-07 16:32 [#01298257]
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ooh, your avatar is so cuty!


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-08-07 16:45 [#01298266]
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when you die your anus spasms
Marlowe is awesome!
I need to know u in person..j/k


 

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