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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 09:48 [#01225162]
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Has anyone else here had a REAL intense mental feeling during and just before ejaculating? A few times I have had this REAL weird feeling flow thru me just as I'm about to orgasm ... like I'm about to collapse and die or something! Sometimes after this I can't stand up and I feel really weak and it takes me a few minutes to recover. Has anyone else experienced this?
(footnote: these instances have almost ALWAYS occurred whilst accompanied by anal stimulation).
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oscillik
from the fires of orc on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225165]
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someone is gonna mention faggotry here for sure
i guess it's just a really intense orgasm or something
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225166]
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le petit mort
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225168]
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i heard its when they blow in your ass. never experienced, tho
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225169]
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im gonna fake orgasms from now on...
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225171]
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get a life
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225172]
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Watch out, those symptoms suggest THE GUSH! When a man locks into an ejaculation and ends up ejaculating his whole insides.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225173]
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are we talking, you sitting at your pc masturbating with your finger up your arse?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:51 [#01225175]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:52 [#01225179]
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dont think so
'__'
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 09:53 [#01225180]
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Yes, that's what I wondered ... a female orgasm must be real intense.
razorblade: no.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:54 [#01225181]
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fake intense.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:55 [#01225183]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:00 [#01225193]
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haha, yes :)
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-06 10:14 [#01225211]
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Think it might have something to do with blood circulation. Ive heard of people who faint when they have erections, because all the blood goes "somewhere else".
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-06 10:20 [#01225218]
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You gotta have a huge 12 inch giant for that to happen, i mean a regular sized 12 inch penis...
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:26 [#01225222]
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are you implying something?
:)
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-06 10:27 [#01225223]
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Yes, for you to faint, but for normal persons, they might experience something similar, just not to the point where you faint, but a little dizzyness. Also, hormones are released and stuff.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2004-06-06 10:27 [#01225225]
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yes this does happen man!
apart from this turning into an obvious botty fetish thread ive felt the same feeling many times. my balls hurt and your chest really feels heavy, its very ala strange.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-06-06 10:30 [#01225226]
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s'gotta be heart failure
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stilaktive
from a place on 2004-06-06 10:33 [#01225230]
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no i think its realising that you aaaaaaa kskkkkilistionatironatorillaitiake.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:34 [#01225231]
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what's your SLSK name agin? I lost my userlist .
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 10:41 [#01225235]
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Ah, the gush..
Nice little BlueJam reference there my friend. Hilarious sketch/track.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2004-06-06 10:44 [#01225242]
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pooo. ermm ill find you marlowe
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 10:49 [#01225249]
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i've read somewhere that dogs die earlier by ejaculating too much
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 10:50 [#01225252]
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Yes, their owners have them put down for soiling the upholstry..
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:55 [#01225264]
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cause of death: ejaculation.
not exactly a dignified way to die.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 11:03 [#01225284]
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haha seriously though, here's the link: LAZY_TITLE
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 11:05 [#01225291]
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Hehe classic :)
That is why I only do soft-cock porn now. That is where you push it in wit your thumb, or a winkle-poker, and it is flaccid.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 11:08 [#01225293]
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At first it's white.. Then, later, it turns red. But it's when it turn's black that you know the poor guy hasn't got long to live.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 11:48 [#01225342]
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that Jam sketch is rank - top quality --
did you know that masturbation has been used as a torture method?
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:02 [#01225690]
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by who?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-06 16:09 [#01225694]
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'merkins.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:11 [#01225696]
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I really have no idea - I saw it in this book of unusual sex practices. Apparently during wars (and this includes recent ones) soldiers would bugger dying people because apparently when you die your anus spasms ....
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 16:17 [#01225702]
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Well.. that's a good way to kill the conversation.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:17 [#01225703]
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rrrrrrrrright!!!
"if you see an arse move, soldier, you will fuck it!"
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:21 [#01225705]
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...I'm thinking american pow camps.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:30 [#01225711]
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I will TRY to find the book, and type out what it says. I think it Russian troops did it during WWI ...
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eric_hard_jams
on 2004-06-06 16:34 [#01225714]
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:O
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2004-06-06 16:35 [#01225715]
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i'll give it a try. brb.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:36 [#01225717]
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"During war, conquering soldiers performed pederasty on their deda or dying victims in order to experience the victim's anal spasms which occur at death. Soldiers during the Moroccan campaigns of 1919-1926 and the Russo-Turkish war were violated in this way on the battlefield (Perverse Crimes in History, pp 113,204)."
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:40 [#01225720]
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mass necrophilia :S
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napoleon
from littleton on 2004-06-06 17:31 [#01225798]
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a guy with the gush is suddenly in high demand for creme scenes all over town. there are special agents for it. if you see a black limo with a flashing light and siren, chances are that's a jam wagon with some poor kid in the back, groin going off like a six snake... trying to cram in as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red.
personally i'm a big fan of Unflustered parents. "yeah - you can tell him i'm pissed off, too!"
..but i guess in the end, it is better than squirting up your squid to death.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 17:39 [#01225805]
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the one about the missing kid who turns up dead? that is my favourite too - that sketch is awesome!
eric_hard_jams --- your avatar complete me ;)
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-06-06 17:44 [#01225824]
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Troll.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 20:37 [#01226118]
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haha! i'll use that at my next party; ejaculating dogs and necrophilic soldiers, if that isnt a succesful way to kill conversations i dont know what is. ;D
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-06-07 02:39 [#01226279]
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You go boy! =D
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-07 03:16 [#01226308]
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your looking for this artist?
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-07 03:17 [#01226309]
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SON OF A BITCH. BAN THAT HOOKER.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-07 03:23 [#01226314]
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Not work safe?
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