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I don't attract the ladeez. Although I guess if I really wanted to, I'd wear some shades at night. |
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i usually wait for them to make the first move they usually don't i suck |
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I puff-out my throat sack and make a deep, sustained warbling sound as I show off my bright plumage. Then, in the confusion I slip them a mickey. |
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I put on Mickey Mouse ears and do a little dance. the dance is improvised. |
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so, how many cute little mousecateers have you bagged with your charming qrtship-boogie? (insert standard inappropriately loud redneck-esque chuckling) |
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I just whip out my 15 inch dong. They are like bees around the pollen i'm tellin ya. |
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I drown. Then I get mouth-to-mouth (or "mouschoimouscho" as the japanese pronounce it) |
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Appear confident, act naturally. Why do girls always like guys that have girlfriends? Because the guys act like they're not looking for anything. Plus girls are evil competitive wretches. |
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just talking. |
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girls like boys with girlfriends because they think "he must have something to keep her interested" at least that's what a girl I know told me. She said the best trick for picking up girls, is to go on town together with a girl. |
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girls are fucked in the head. just seem like aliens to me |
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the best way to get the ladies must be to stalk them for a month and wait for your chance to grab her while she's opening her door to her house with a rag with chloyerform on it and do your thing...lol ;) |
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You can always rely on Ecnadniarb for deviation. :P Drunken Mastah: "She said the best trick for picking up girls, is to go on town together with a girl." Another advantage of that is that girls seem to have sort of innate radar that detects other women seeing attraction in you. You need only go out with female friends for them to notice (and point out to you) girls eyeing you up. Similarly if you start talking to girls who are strangers they'll point out, with uncanny accuracy, which of your female friends you're out with that night likes you. |
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i usually whip it out, dangle it in their faces and get arrested |
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what do you get out a gun |
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I usually tell them i'm P Diddy |
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Ceri: I've noticed this a lot. Once, I was out walking with this girl I know.. we passed this girl which I looked directly at for a little while.. she had her eyes all up front, and I looked away. After we had passed her, my friend tells me "ooooh! she was checking you out!" I didn't notice ANYTHING! She's also told me that when girls accidentally touch your hand or something, if even for half a second, it isn't accidentally.. it is a come-on. If this is true, girls are very cunning. |
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be me |
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