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umm whats up with his cock? |
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why do females love horses soo much? |
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Because they are hung like horses...... well thats because they are..... um shit |
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umm, I dont love horses. i loveeee DOGS! |
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hahahahahahahahahahaha this thrread is hahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Not all of them my friend. Most of the girls I have known that were into horses were filthy. They get obsessed with them and stuff. Then they start to smell like one. |
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Then you have to feed them hay and clean up the stalls and it is messy. Current Base Price = $220.34 NO TAX!!!! |
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in the words of SM Pennyworth "umm whats up with his cock?" |
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best thread ever |
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Current Base Price = $20.34 NO TAX!!!! |
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wow! ill get 2. |
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ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!! Discounted Horses in stock NOW!!!! BRAND NEW Three LEGGED horses!! Shipment came in mere hours ago and all products are endorsed by Martin Sheen!!! Current Base Price = $1270.94 NO TAX!!!! |
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ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!! Discounted Horses in stock NOW!!!! After much debate and after smoking many many cigarettes it has been decided that the one of a kind headless horse will be for sale. Headless? You say! Aye! say i!!! Horsefactory lost one of his bicycle tires and replaced it with this horses head! It continued to live so we are selling it!!!!11 You Will never have to feed this horse! You Will never have to water this horse! A M A Z I N G ! ! ! Current Base Price = $12470.94 NO TAX!!!! |
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Buy now!!! They are selling like hot cakes! Which reminds me, we have slashed the price of our limited edition Horse Cake to just £800! Original price £700! |
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And speaking of the limited edition Horse Cake let us talk to one of our satisfied customers!! His name is Percy Q Shun. He hails from Utah as you can plainly see with the picture that is provided! We phoned him earlier and this is what he had to say. Dagnabbit! I thought i told you roughians not to call and bother me no more. Hooligans!! See here.... next time imma call the cops! I hate horses!! As you can plainly see Mr. Shun is quite happy with the products and the fine service we provide here! Wont you be one of our customers? Current Base Price = $2125.88 + Tax |
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Not enough information? How about some user testimonial!!?! I will let this picture speak for itself |
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ill buy it |
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HORSEYS!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Bump for refugee watmmers |
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my horbit just arrived on $65,265.01 here is a pic the missus just took of me with it |
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do you have sea horses? |
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wtf |
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You know when you're in the bathtub and there's a miniature particle floating on top, and no matter how you try, the absurd laws of miniature particles and water surface prevents you from doing so... allowing it to just barely out of your grasp TIME and TIME again? Well folks, I have a solution that uses the VERY same forces this particle uses to confound you, AGAINST it! Form a 3-prong with your pointer, index and middle finger, then then trap the particle inside. Now slowly close the area between them around the particle, keeping the particle in a forcefield of water surface physics. Be careful to close the appropriate gap quicker when if it tries to escape, and VOILA, you can FINALLY eat it. Tune in next time for more bathtub tips. |
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hhhhhha |
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I'LL TAKE TWNETY! |
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i do ! but it's not for sale, i'm sorry. |
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bump for refugee watmmers? what you're trying to do? wake 'em up? |
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magic |
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Got any Old men cuddling a mini horse left? |
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that's a unicorrn without it's corrn! |
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hahaha it looks dead |
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Sadly there were only 50 made. They were in production in the 80's and were made by the same guy who made the Delorean. Unfortunately he had problems with the law and the series is discontinued. |
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I was just about to image search "old guy horse" and then realised that could very well be a potentially be a horrible idea. PHEW!!! that was a close one!!! |
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can I have one of these please? |
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arre therre any in this colourr left? |
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I want speak to the manager!!!!!!! |
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for a limited time only we are pleased to offer our all-new Windows 3.1 model |
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what is the fuel consumption on the rocket powered ones? |
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bid on this prototype. only one in existance. only serious bidders please ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY! |
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Is this an artist's rendering, or will the finished product actually be rectangular? If it will, please place 5 orders for me. |
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it is a photograph of the real prototype, and yes angles were the thing to do at that time. the levels are adjusted in photoshop so the colors are not exactly right. sorry there is only one available, but you can probably reverse engineer as many as you please. |
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