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So remember next time when you are out and about that every loved one would sure fancy a horse from horsefactory's emporium!! Current Base Price = $150.65 + Tax |
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OMG the latest news is that the price is now $150.66 The US economy is on the brink of collapse :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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This just in. There has been an unfortunate price increase due to spiderman flying across the city to quick buy horses!! Current Base Price = $253.65 + Tax |
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I'm glad I got shares already! |
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But I do have the most majestic horses in the world. It is well worth the price. I've gotta put food on the table you know? Anyway, let me tell you about my latest offer. It's called the WheelHorse MotorHorse. It is a motorised horse which runs on wheels. You can see a picture of one here. Allow me to explain how this marvelous invention works: Part 1: The horse. The horse is a real live horse, yes you read correctly, Real Live Horse. It is alive inside a die cast. There is a hole at both ends of the die cast, one for input and one for output, allowing the horse to survive. This die cast is for your own comfort and safety, because the horses can sometimes be so efficient that they get very energetic when they realise they have wheels attached to them, and many careless owners have been known to be injured at this wonder of modern science. Part 2: The wheels The wheels are attached to the horse using a system known as "Glue wheel on horse foot". Unfortunately this system is highly copyrighted and I cannot explain it here. The Wheelhorse MotorHorse has a base price of just £5,000. This increases by 6p with every rotation of the horse's "inner wheel". The inner wheel is a microscopic device which rotates at approximately 9,000,000,000 RPM. Buy now |
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horse one want I |
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Sorry pal, sold out of normal horses. I have something that may be of interest to you though. Do you like wheels? |
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LOL, that picture is making me cry! Do you have a larger version so that i can use it as a desktop wallpaper? |
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He looks like a wheels type of guy to me! I suppose we could give him a discount! Current Base Price = $273.87 + Tax |
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Yes! Another sale in the bag!! |
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Unfortunately I do not. I found it through some obscure google image work, and that is its original size. |
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who said I wanted a normal horse? I just want a pink headed wheeled horse |
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Now For sale! "Crazy Half Pipe Horse" Or commonly refered to as CHPH. These hybrid horses used patented solder tiny wheels on the horses hoofs that cannot be seen. This way you can impress your friends in a halfpipe!! Current Base Price = $300.65 + Tax |
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Current Base Price = $310.15 + Tax |
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I need a horse with an afterburner in its ass and stealth technology. Can you guys help me out? |
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Do you offer guided tours of the factory? |
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We do have this. As you can see this horse is completely stealth and you are not able to see the afterburners unfortunately. The going price for this here model: Current Base Price = $33199.95 + Tax |
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great! that's just what i'm looking for. Do you have it in red? |
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Funny you ask because we have about 5 red that we just got in stock! For no extra price! :) |
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I think we're overlooking the merits of ponies and donkeys here. |
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Is it washable? |
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Donkeys are completely worthless in todays market. The price of donkeys has dropped over 400% to the price of a mere $12.99 After donkeys started randomly disappearing and migrating to mexico and poland there was no more demand for them. |
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were do i send the money? and do you deliver by mail or must i come to collect it? |
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Please send the money to: Virginpusher 121 Cardboard Box Lane Scamming, New York 85433 Price Drop!!! Current Base Price = $150.65 + Tax |
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Current Base Price = $160.99 + Tax |
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haha not sure now...did the price drop before or after i ordered? not that there's a big difference anyway... |
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What other thread was I going to post this in? |
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Did you want the invisible one? Or the one that looks like Charlie Sheen and smells like Olives? |
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Our best seller this hour is the "Magic Horse" or as many of our customers refer to it "The Magic Horse". It can do any kind of magic, black , white, or chocolate. Just look at this demonstration image, which was taken with a magic camera. Can you guess who made it materalise? Yes, it was the Magic Horse: |
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You may be thinking "I love the magic horse but it is surely too expensive for me." You are wrong. It costs only $95,000. Cash only please |
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If need be you can sell your kidneys and your children! |
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*******NEWS FLASH******* THE FAMOUS BURT REYNOLDS HORSE IS NOW BACK IN STOCK *******NEWS FLASH******* THE FAMOUS BURT REYNOLDS HORSE IS NOW BACK IN STOCK *******NEWS FLASH******* THE FAMOUS BURT REYNOLDS HORSE IS NOW BACK IN STOCK This is by far our most popular item. An ideal gift for that special person in your life. The horse is never unhappy. Not suitable for ages 3 and 12. Colour may vary. Store in a cool dry place. Flammable. |
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Current Base Price = $1150.65 + Tax |
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Mmm love that Horsey |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, oh goodness gracious that is the funniest thing I've ever seen you do. |
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wait, does that model come with a complementary Kathy Helidoniotis? |
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ah fuck it |
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You appear to have Kathy Helidoniotis diesease |
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i would like a horse which has tasty hairs all over its body! |
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that girl was in a horse porn. |
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so was the horse in that horseporn with that girl in it! |
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yeah.. they both were hot to trot. |
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seriously.. i don't get animal-sex. why do people get off on it, and why do people do it? |
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I dont know..... lets find out . |
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ok. who would know such a thing? |
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I would. I mean... uh.. no i wouldnt. |
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maybe we should ask the prime ministers of all the countries that have prime ministers? |
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Got anything like this in stock? |
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spikee horsey? |
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