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I CAN NOT ! Im seeing a psychatrist for fucks sake.... |
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ha! |
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The look on his face fits perfectly |
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monoid, when are you just gonna wake up and tie the noose? |
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So in this village how many people are there and what would you say the guy to girl ratio is? |
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I dont know...I never socialized with the village people.... |
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now that's just real bad taste mappatazee. i know Monoid isn't always of good taste either with his woman-hating threads, but still... that's not a fucking reason to make him look like hitler - especially when he just stops being agressive and starts explaining!!! what a shame. |
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Dude if that really is a pic of u, then you shouldn't have any trouble being self concious about your looks. Just try to remember - with looks like that, the women will be more intimidated than u think. And if you are bad at talking to chicks, just learn how to dance on your own time in your room. Use a mirror or project your shadow onto the wall. Be smooth and get some confidence back. And by all means, dont get fat. |
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Is there a local hangout or two? A place where teens and 20 somethings gather to meet and such? |
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I wish you would start a suicide thread already. I love those. |
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Hahaha... has anyone done that here yet? |
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Ì dont know....I dont even know my neighbours |
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Maybe start by taking walks around you area. Good way to avoid getting chubby and keep yourself in shape of sorts. That way you'll get a better feel for the area and you can also scout some locations while your about. If and once you do choose a location some girls might recognise you and start up convo. Especially if you are by yourself enjoying a pint. They might say something along the lines of "hey i've seen you walking about and such" stuff like that |
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yes, they would go for that if you had money hanging out of your pants |
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you will have sex monoid, jut dont be obsessed about it and respect women, if not, they wont open their legs for you |
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I have girls buy me drinks at bars. No lies there. |
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that's so fucking lame... |
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Im not obseesed, but im almost 24 and im feeling A BIT LAME:.... |
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that's because you're so pretty. women like money and pretty things |
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why lame about being 24? |
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me: 23 now 28 so dont worry, it will happen |
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but what if it won't happen? |
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:( hah... |
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oh right I see. There's nothing lame about that then. I think it's a bit lame to work yourself up about it. Stop worrying about it and sort yourself out |
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monoid, i'm just like you. nothing is going to change unless you make the effort. i've wasted quite a bit of my life away and will continue to do so if i don't start changing the way i think. you got to get rid of those evil voices that keep spewing negative thoughts. it's not easy, it really fucking isn't...but that's how it is. it's difficult to break the mold after living that way for so long. i should probably stop giving advice cause it sounds like bullshit even to me, but if you want to change you have to start from within and confront your fears. to be honest, i'm not sure i can do it myself. |
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it always happens do you know any 75 year old virgin? apart from priests (and not even) |
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Aphex Twin maybe? |
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I don't give a shit about women, I may as well be a virgin. I have no interest in them. Other than that, I'm just like you, completely inept socially. I love it though, and I love you. |
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i'm at the exact age as monoid, same position, although i've had two short relationships in my life (but with no penetration). but that was years ago. i will never date a fucking virgin again haha, they probably had their first sex with their second boyfriend. but yeah, i don't see it happening to me either. but i've kind of learned to accept the situation. i have music to love, so that's the only thing keeping me from being depressed. |
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Are you sure things would get better if you did meet people anyway? |
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you are not a bad looking fellow. |
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I'm not going to close this thread, but please be advised everyone -- no matter how much response they get -- the 'i'm so fucking bored/depressed/horny/lonely' threads need to be kept to a minimum. I know, I know, 'community'...but let it revolve around music. |
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The warm love of the family's dog is all Monoid needs. Use a condom though or you might be responsible for jumping the species barrier with some awful new disease. Also, put peanut butter on your testicles and let a budgie or miner bird peck that shit off... |
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I live on both sides of the coin (if that's even a saying?)... When I'm trying to work on my music (like I have been lately), I am pretty reclusive - Go to bed about 9am - Only see a few other musician type friends, and sometimes go weeks without seeing anyone! Then, I'll just snap at some point - Start smoking weed, drinking regularly, and be out and about socialising non-stop for weeks at a time - Only popping home to sleep. Go from one extreme to the other every year or so... It's doing my head in actually - I need a better balance... I think it's partly down to living in a dead-end small town though. Without weed (and alcohol at weekends) I wouldn't have a social life... I find most regular people too caught up in everyday bullshit to be worth talking to - Always get on with smokers though.. |
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usually I would not do this but i will assume that you are asking for help. You have to stop looking at porn. If porn becomes your main focus on females then it will ruin your sexuality forever. This is almost irreversible. Stop it early. You think you're getting fat? Go jog. Didn't you buy a prostitute and fuck her on your birthday or something? I remember a while ago I was browsing around here and you posted that you did that. How did that go? If you read things like this and think "much easier said than done" the problem is deeper and you may not be able to help yourself. |
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Monoid, relax! You're a good looking guy. Just let it flow and be yourself; low self esteem/confidence or not. Sooner or later you're bound to meet a girl who's just like you or close to it, and you'll hit it off instantly. If you keep looking for it and worrying about it, it'll kill you before you ever get there. The key is try to be yourself, no matter who you are (well, maybe not if you're a necrophobic killer/rapist, then I suggest professional help before ever trying to interact with the opposite sex..) |
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wtf, necrophobic? that should be necrophile or something, whatever.. |
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1) talk to a psych 2) dont talk shit about yourself all the time 3) have some milk & cookies |
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monoid,,,,!!1 after you have sex for the first time, like, you totally understand the world suddenly, and like, you change inside -- all of a sudden you're like a guy from a toothpaste commercial! millions of dollars materialize in your bank account and you become a talented artist! colors look brighter!!! yeah, when you're no longer a virgin, like, YOU NEVER FEEL DOWN! sometimes you're almost depressed, but then you're like, SHIT GUY, I GOT LAID!@#!!!! and everything is better!! |
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also --- do what people do in small municipalities worldwide --- fuck yr cousins!!! |
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i think you need professional help: |
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Good for you! |
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I think it will eventually happen, and you are not a bad looking guy, i think you will find a woman who will make you happy. It's so nice that virginpusher is helping him out, she's so supportive. =) |
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I thought you had sex with a prostitute a few weeks back? If you lied about that, how can we trust you on this? |
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It was a lie :( |
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try to see things in a possitive way, I know that is very hard to do, but see it as a start of getting out of your "negative circle" you are the only one who can work this out, there is noone who do it for you!! |
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100th post YES YOU WILL, STOP BEING SO AFRAID OF LIVING |
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