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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:08 [#01047437]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A
VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACCEPT
THE TRUTH


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:08 [#01047438]
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ahh fun times :D


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047439]
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Im trying to accept my situation I really do, Ive given up
on various things, like getting friends, a good job, or a
girlfriend. Now I have no motivation to do anything anymore.


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047441]
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OK, you really must do whatever it takes to have sex. I've
met a few older virgins such as yourself, and they're all
socially akward in general, but really fuckin' weird with
the opposite sex. It really messes with your being, not to
have had sex yet. It effects one's personality and life,
gravely.
Pay for it if you absolutely have to. Perhaps try oneof
those dating websites.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:09 [#01047442]
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Thank god, the ANtidepressants help me to supress my sex
drive.....its such a relieve


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:11 [#01047443]
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Sorry, I cant change, thats the way Im....weird, akward &
socially inept


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:16 [#01047449]
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I totally dig guys fitting that description. That's my
current boyfriend, in fact. Plus, a lot of chicks are hot
for virgin boys.
OK, you're going to use that angle. Confess to the 1st girl
you make friends with that you are a virgin, and I bet
she'll want to be the one who gets the privilage of
de-virginizing you.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:20 [#01047452]
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I cant make friends with anyone MALE or FEMALE....i find
human contact exhausting


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:22 [#01047458]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



close this thread man. it's getting tired. there's no
solution. you have to find it for yourself

i am fucking exactly like you, but i don't whine about it.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047465]
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but don't take that out of context...i am not "FUCKING"
exactly you. how would i know? how would even you know? :)


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047467]
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Really ? How are yoU ?


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:24 [#01047469]
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exactly LIKE you

*spank myself*


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:26 [#01047471]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



You want to have sex, right?

so you must take action. Do you go clubbing?
what about paying for it?


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:26 [#01047472]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



You want to have sex, right?

so you must take action. Do you go clubbing?
what about paying for it?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:30 [#01047478]
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I dont go out.....I have no self esteem to go clubbing....


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:30 [#01047479]
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i've just learned to accept the situation. feeling sorry for
myself will only make it worse


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:32 [#01047481]
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you don't need self esteem to listen to music in a club. go
on. make eye-contact w/ ppl. Eye contact is key.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:33 [#01047482]
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I cant do this, It makes me feel unconfortable, I cant look
anyone in the eyes


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:34 [#01047483]
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you are obviously immature, socially at least.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:35 [#01047485]
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My fears are my substance


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2004-01-24 19:36 [#01047486]
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I bet this is a all a ruse on your part. No one can be that
badly off.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:37 [#01047488]
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People like my exist, I know its hard to understand, but
thats why im seeing a psychatrist


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-24 19:37 [#01047489]
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"i will never have sex"

why is this so important to you? is it only sex you're
after?
you should be after a girlfriend in the first place.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:38 [#01047490]
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Sex = Overcoming lots of my fears.
Thats why it is important


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:39 [#01047492]
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lol


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-24 19:41 [#01047498]
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happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
happy joy joy joy


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-24 19:41 [#01047499]
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hmm


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:42 [#01047500]
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wheee!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:43 [#01047504]
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Did I tell you guys already about my urinary tract infection
?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-24 19:44 [#01047505]
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hmm, you don't have to jump into bed first thing if you're
uncomfortable. it's not only girls who are ucomforable about
this "let's wait" situation. if you'll be still uncomforable
with it after a while and girl wont understand your problem,
hmm then i don't know what :)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-24 19:46 [#01047509]
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i have one advice. watch out for being GOOD friends with a
girl that you see on regular basis. i got burned by that
badly, they used me. and the jelousy will make you hurt.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:51 [#01047512]
Points: 3787 Status: Regular



So you asked yourself, 'Isn't there something more to life?'
Well let me clue you in on something... There isn't!
Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Monoid,
marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're
doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go
to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask
permission to use the bathroom. 'Is it alright if I use the
bathroom now?!' And you can forget about watching TV while
you're eating. Oh yeah. You know why? Because it's
dinnertime, and you know what you do at dinner? You talk
about your day. 'How was your day today? Did you have a good
day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it?
Well, I don't know, how about you, how was your day?' It's
sad, Monoid. It's a sad state of affairs. You have no idea.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:52 [#01047515]
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But seriously though. I think at this point, you can only be
dissapointed by sex anyway. Nothing will change if you have
sex.
You should probably start with smaller goals. I'm like you
described in many ways, and i understand that going to a
club and trying to hook up with a girl is not a serious
option for you right now. It'd be too much all at once. Just
start with smaller goals. Getting out of the house would be
a start. Just walk around that small town of yours so that
you are at the very least among other people.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:55 [#01047517]
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People scare me...


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 19:57 [#01047518]
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Well don't change anything then. See if i care. I've read
enough monoid-threads to know it's no use trying to persuade
you.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-24 19:59 [#01047520]
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I carry on my person a set of small discrete screw drivers
and various other tools. When I am on the bus I steal nuts,
bolts and screws with a view to collect them and it makes
the seats loose. I also take screws, etc from toilet
cubicles and anywhere else I go. I have a bucket in my
garage full of screws and bolts and it thrills me to no end
that some poor bastard has to fix and replace what I have
done. I think I might be ill


 

offline nacmat on 2004-01-24 20:01 [#01047521]
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nice to see surrounded posting... its been a while


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-01-24 20:05 [#01047526]
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It's good to see you too nacmat :-)

There's just alot of stuff been going on lateley, and i
didn't have much time for xltronic. Nor did i really feel
like it. But i was starting to miss you guys now, so i
logged on again tonight. :-) I'm going to sleep now though.


 

offline Coconut Face on 2004-01-24 22:37 [#01047606]
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Monoid, I don't think you're ill, now you're just being
self-consciously offbeat. What you need to do is rape away
until they catch you.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2004-01-25 15:19 [#01048389]
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which episode was that!


 

offline ymenard on 2004-01-25 23:11 [#01048831]
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This is just silly.

"WAHHH I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON"

Well they haven't yet invented any method that magically
makes you have sex with another person without meeting
them.

"WAAHHH I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE AND MEETING THEM".

Well geeze don't come and whine to us. Either you get out
your house and start socialising, or STFU and accept
yourself as a lonely single person for the rest of your
life. It's one or the other. Stop being a softy and get a
grip on yourself. There's only 1 life to live, no? The
clock is tickling. I'm sorry but you're going nowhere with
your attitude, and it pisses me off when I see people like
you.

Catch-22 brother.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-25 23:46 [#01048855]
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hey!!! monoid is funny.... he may be literal but only kind
of, mostly i think he says that shit to make us laugh, and
if not, it'll be ok monoid. evcryone in the world is lonely
in one way or another. you'll find someone i promise.
i need to work on that too.


 

offline ymenard on 2004-01-25 23:49 [#01048860]
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I just feel his attitude has changed. I mean I just don't
like self-pity. He shouldn't be that soft and start being
manly hehe! ;) There's 3 billion woman in the world
waiting for ya.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-01-26 00:02 [#01048868]
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If you've accepted the fact that you are this way, and
refuse to change, then why are you complaining?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-26 00:05 [#01048869]
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nahhh, his attitude hasn't changed really, i've been here a
little while (not long as most) but from what i've read, i
don't think he's changed.
people just express how they feel differently, sometimes a
lot different than others.
being manly or soft doesn't have anyhting to do with it.


 

offline woj on 2004-01-26 15:03 [#01049730]
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only way is talk about your problem with some girl. ADDICTED


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-26 15:10 [#01049736]
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Im talking with my psychatrist about it


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-26 15:13 [#01049742]
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will this thread never die


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-01-27 12:22 [#01050952]
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Fact is, a high-quality porn DVD provides a better
experience than fucking an ugly chick.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-27 12:24 [#01050955]
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learn to love this thread and it turn it will love you back


 


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