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black people are afriad of black people. In the States, atleast. |
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i think it was chris rock who summed up the undercurrent of racism quite nicely. "theres black people and theres niggers. A black person is the one who is friendly, helpful, kind, and holds no grudge. The nigger is the one who steals your car." |
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I think Chris Rock is a moderately talented comedian who lazily bases most of his stand up routine around outmoded stereotypes that are still considered really offensive by a large proportion of both black and white people. |
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i agrree :| :| |
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i don't find Chris Rock funny. is it because he's not funny orr is it that i just don't get it? it's that i just don't get it. |
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The only funny thing I've ever heard him say was at this year's MTV awards when he said he thought Ashton Kutcher had Punk'd Bruce Willis. "I GOT YOUR KIDS MAN!" |
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like most american stand ups |
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chris rock has an annoying voice. |
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"Paula Abdul judging a singer is like getting Christopher Reeves to judge a dancing contest. " |
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"It was a hard year for music, it was hard for anybody to sell music. Music was so hard to sell this year they had to sell it without mentioning the music. The 50 Cent album came out I never heard a damn thing about the music. All I kept hearing was that he got shot nine times. "Well, who produced it?" "He got shot nine times!" "Well what is on it?" "He got shot nine times!" 50 Cent took more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson man!" That made me laugh. Aside from that the guy's a waste of space. |
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At the MTV awards this year he was very very good. But something tells me after his shit effort two years ago MTV hired a team of writers this time round to help him. When the Waynes brothers took the piss out of him at the 2002 awards I was laughing my head off. |
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I liked the bit where he was talking about how the seating plan had to be altered so people didn't sit next to each other and he finished up with "R Kelly and the Olsen twins" |
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I concur that the 50 Cent comment is funny. |
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ok ok these jokes arre funny rright? but hell giginger and ecnadniarb half the stuff you come out with is just as funny. |
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he's nearly as funny as richard drive away from supermarket madeley and his wife who looks more like his mother saying 'is it becasue i is black' do i get a highly paid job on mtv just because i made a comparison yesterday to the chances of stephen hawking playing upfront for man utd? do i fuck |
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That's only because I am Chris Rock...here's a signed autograph of my teeth. :P |
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exactly. |
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thanks but emmm, no thanks, Chris. i'm saving the last page of my autogrraph-book forr Keith Harris. |
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orville still gives me nightmares |
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Why thank you dear sir. |
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I was gonna thank him too, but then I though no, because really he is just taking the piss. As we all know, nobody likes giginger and he is a troll and I am an annoying troll that nobody on the board likes. Oddly the source for this information was the same person :P |
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That is true. :) |
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ecnadniarb, you'rre frrom Liverpool, even if we'rre not laughing with you we'rre laughing at you. |
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perrms ain't cool, they neverr werre. |
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kevin keegan being the exception |
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he did pull it off, didn't he |
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dont use the word nigger, period. dont use the word bitch. |
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don't call me period, bitch. |
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You get American television in the UK? |
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so i think there's a difference between nigger and nigga nigger is the offensive slang for sure and i usually refrain from saying that but i find that most ppl don't mind the word nigga as it can be used to refer to a friend...such as: "yah, i know jon...he's my nigga"...kind of like in training day...lol |
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i'm sure he pulled it off, and by the look if it more than just the once |
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