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you're going to be in amsterday for new year wont you? get a hooker i say :) |
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amsterday=amsterdam |
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no thanks |
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Monoid, you disgust me. |
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Hyakusen, you disgust me. |
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fuck it |
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And tolstoyed, you too, disgust me. |
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disgudt = |
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Whats your Problem Zeus !? SEX, thats the only reason hookers exist.....? |
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you puke me? |
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no im just drunk i feel bad |
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bloahblahblahb hookers blahblahblah i [made up imaginary sentence] and then i went to [ficticous persons house] and then we went to [imaginary club] and then we fucked [imaginary hookers] k-rad! |
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My first time was with a unconsious orangutang. |
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thats funny Sido hahah btw d/l my music :| |
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My first time was with the women I loved, subsequently she robbed me and fucked my roomate. The idea of a hooker is attractive for one reason. No performance anxiety. I would never go to one, though. Too germy. Hope you wore a rubber chief! |
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And you lot wonder why there are no ladies on the board. I think its been answered. Lol. |
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i'm starting to think that this thread is a bunch of fucking lies. |
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Yeah, I was supportive of Monoid at first, but now it seems like he's just a troll :( |
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goodjob detective! The mysterious case of the bullshit thread has been solved! :D |
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And what have we truly learned? danbrusca really did go to a hooker. |
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Question for monoid... So do you like women now? |
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I always liked women....what a kewstion |
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Well, I have mentioned that fact before, so it's not that great a revelation. In fact, I've been to plenty of prostitutes and will continue to do so. |
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merry fucking christmas emphasis on CHRIST. |
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merry christmas to you mate! |
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theres nothing wrong with buying a little love... i've never done it before but i'm sure its all good in the lords eyes (sister in the back says amen to that) |
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I stand by everything I've said... all prostitutes make a conscious decision to do what they do, no hard feelings. Don't be a fucking pussy. |
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i have two things to say: 1. fuck you zeus. 2. YAY MONOID! |
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Yes, vibrators are cheap |
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yeah my first time was not too great either. i didn't get to finish (i.e. ejaculate) and plus she told me i sucked later on. but that was to be understood. don't worry man - first time is always a tad disappointing - but it leaves you wanting more - which is.... good..... yes.... |
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a hooker, eh? perhaps you just need someone whose beef certains have not been parted so regularly. :D |
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my first time i did finish...in like 10 seconds (no condom) but i continued to go for 20 minutes. and then whenever i do have no sex with no condom, i'll go for half an hour and not finish, just because my penis loses that good sensation after the first 5. |
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so monoid, i want details about nailing this hooker. where did you go to find her, what did you say to her, where was the deed done, how long it'd go for, etc., etc. |
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u just don't get monoid. i wish meho was still around too. |
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The Bitch wasnt into Ass 2 Mouth, as she started to cry after I tried to stick my shit smeared herpes ridden cock into her mouth....MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SLUT |
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And she had some scar on her left Breast, from an Operation...turned me the fuck off..... |
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Good. |
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well i know if some woman was crying while sucking me off then i would not consider it a fun experience. |
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i'm still virgin, you suckers :P |
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fuck it, good job Monoid! I am drunk right now but I didn't get laid tonight. That and that kinda hurts. LKPG has bad pubs/clubs/bars... so fuck it... let's go to a place with good bars! anyway I am somewhere in between pro hocker / not pro hocker.. And I am very drunk. peace. |
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um...we're jealous? |
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i'm saving myself for the right girl, or at least a girl i've know for a few days |
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I slapped her face a few times and told her to shut up. |
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"I slapped her face a few times and told her to shut up." yeah. i'm just extremely jealous. :P |
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nothing to be ashamed of. the longer you wait the more meaningful the experience is likely to be. |
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B7'S FOR ALL AND 2WO ALL A GOODNIHGT!1 |
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Unless you're Monoid. |
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how about you just suck me instead? |
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i will when i can get my dentures off. |
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Man there are some really sad fucked up individuals on this board. Monoid you are a complete twat...and seriously you need to get help, otherwise you are going to wreck at least one poor girls life when you rape her. The tone of your posts have been getting worse and worse, and I imagine you are sitting on your computer getting some little kicks out of typing the shit you type because you are too sad and fucked up to realise that your attention seeking just makes you look like a pathetic prick. Your posts involving women are bitter and totally devoid of humour, which is the dodgy part. Some of the rest of you either don't read properly or don't see that this twat is fucking messed up in the head. |
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