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Saturday I decided to fuck a hooker....it wasnt as good as I expect, but im no virgin any longer :( |
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one for the grandkids |
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Aww, sorry it wasn't so good for you. I suggest you have another go with someone else ASAP. My first time was with a prostitute because I was pretty damn nervous about it and figured a prostitute would have seen it all before and wouldn't care. Anyway, turns out I had a great time :D |
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whoa |
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you just ruined christmas for ever |
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Huh ? |
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coal in your stocking.... |
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awe..some? |
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this thread rocks! MERRY X_MAS!!!! all those confused replies...delish! anyways... hmmmmm, lost your virginity to a hooker, huh? Now you know the real importance of virginity. sex is sex. It’s so primal/animalistic, that i don't really see why we put so much emphasis on "purity." purity is one of those things that we as man-kind trick ourselves with. If we've to strive for purity life would breed itself dead. Life perpetuates itself through diversity. Everything we're naturally attracted too is for the mechanism of life. Every wonder why the mundane can be so displeasing? Why we are attracted to change? Fuck virginity! It’s just another word!. At least you were man enough to take your fate in your own hands and do something about your life! You were a virgin, unsatisfied about your current life, so you did something about it. I applaud you. |
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sweet |
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hmm.. what are you going to talk about now? |
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Do you guys think less of me now that I have fucked a hooker !? Does that mean I have no GAME !? |
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bihch - biwtch |
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im stoned , sory |
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Not at all. It means that you take charge with your life. It means tha tyou didn't want to fuck aroudn with all the bullshit that plays into our ritualistic courtship manners. Dude, i know guys who date bang sleezes off the internet! And i mean from those x-rated personal ad sites! Does that meant that i respect them less? NO! They're still my friends! no matter what they do! I try not to let my ego judge them. (it can happen at times, but i try my best not to let it happen.) |
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wakarimasen |
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Man, I think it's great that you had sex with a hooker. Truly, all it is is another form of entertainment. |
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hey i love you all |
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*just for a very good time* |
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At the end she cried and told me to stop, cuz I was hurting her.... |
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Don't frown man, that kicks ass you boned a hooker! I hope you did her in the butt or maybe came on her face, either way at least you know what you were "missing" all along... Personally, sex was all it was cracked up to be and more for me, but I tend not to set myself up for dissapointment so that could be why. |
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That just means you have a big dick man, you shoulda slapped her in the face with it when she said that... (Maybe she was a virgin too?! that would be insane). |
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*WHOOOOHAH !!! GOT YLU ALL IN CHECK !!!!!!!! * |
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really? |
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No she said, she was still a virgin, her dead abused her when she was 12, and her russian hooker is threatening to kill her if she doesnt make enuff $$$ That was kinda a turnoff.....dayum |
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ugh, its always gets sticky (no pun intended) when they start getting into the gritty truth.. Prostitution ain't pretty, but it gets some people by I guess. (sucks she got abused, but seriously were you like her first client? either that or all her previous ones just wanted a handjob). |
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fuck her !!!!!!! |
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I think he's well past that point by now.. ;] |
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Yes, I must have been her first client, I dunno maybe she was on Drugs or something...dunno....It was turn off, I drove home in the cozy middle class subburbs where there is no such low class filth as here |
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no matter he sholud fuck asll teh time |
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a ha ha haaha |
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fuck RELAX !!!!!!!!!!!! i had to click that fuckin button 20 times nefore it was posted |
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well dude that sucks man, if I was paying money for a hooker and she told me to stop, you can bet she wouldn't be getting any money (until her pimp comes after me and I kill him, and then give her all his shit). |
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I slaped her in the face, and told her what an filthy animal i think she is, and told her not to spend my hard earned cash on Drugs. Fucking trashy cunt....this was supposed to be a happy christmas |
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See, that's just rude :P |
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Im not rude....im a costumer |
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great!!! you can cancel your therapist now :) |
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was she pretty? :) |
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love me |
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You could have saved yourself a lot of misery by doing this months earlier. |
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or years, if you want. |
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i love you man |
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*grabs a Jägermeister, then looks at self in mirror* my dick is getting so hard it hurts |
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come on *waiting for cum* |
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see, I can't tell if all this shit you spout out is real, or if you're just an attention whore making up shit. Either way, I don't like you. You're a sad person. Sorry to be so harsh... but its not funny to joke about this shit, and if its real, then its not cool. You're a real dirt bag. But I guess this is the kind of attention you wanted wasn't it? Negative attention is better then no attention eh? The rest of you lot are rather dissappointing too... Im not trying to sound all holier-then-thou, but jesus, listen to yourselfs. Its fucked up the things you are all saying... |
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that just made it go limp :\ |
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well. if youre are talkking to me, there is s some real in it i wont say what is it |
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just fuckin kbowthat any of these thinbgs that i made here was for attentioj n, man |
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i wish to b edead |
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