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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 04:58 [#00891092]
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well i wouldn't call my avatar ugly and yours not ugly unless i had definition issues
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-06 05:07 [#00891099]
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I don't see what's so bad about his...
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:10 [#00891102]
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the definition in this case depend upon the individual.
you may find beauty in what i find ugly and vice verca, it's not a question of right or wrong/twisted definitions.
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:13 [#00891105]
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look. asswipes.
it's a reasonably attractive woman, i think we can all agree, if she came crawling we'd fuck her pelvis apart....so let's not get ito nittygrits here, "oh, but i reckon that other bitch has a nicer tongue" "no dude, she's a skank, this ho has like the most awesomest toes dude, just picture it". you know whats more fun? actually seeing how far you can get in real life...as for myself i am at the medium level, as in alright looking chick, good body, but i still fuckin want more
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:14 [#00891108]
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umm ok that's all obvious and implied I hope you realize I'm *mostly* joking
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:20 [#00891120]
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no, this is serious now bitch...
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:22 [#00891124]
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hehe
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:27 [#00891130]
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i'm a reasonably attractive woman, i think we can all agree, if i came crawling you'd fuck my pelvis apart....
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:29 [#00891134]
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that's true of any woman - you don't even have to be reasonably attractive, as long as your a complete slut
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:31 [#00891136]
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I wouldn't fuck ANY woman's pelvis apart...
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891138]
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...especially if they came crawling...
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891140]
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well, not ANY, but not far from it - I mean, a pelvis is a pelvis
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891141]
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im gonna fuck you senseless now if thats ok with you
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:33 [#00891143]
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oh
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:34 [#00891146]
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you're just sixteen dude, so sit back and relax until you've developed properly :)
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:34 [#00891147]
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that's fine go ahead...
nlogax: no, each pelvis is unique and mine is divine and superior
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:35 [#00891149]
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we were senseless to begin with. but our pelvises are standing by...
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:36 [#00891151]
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what a load of shitbags - you got yours at Wal-Mart so don't fucking come here, aight :)
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:39 [#00891157]
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I WANT SEX!!
*du da di da duuuu *fantasia a happy party is not my idea of a fantasy
blalklkljkjlkbarlarghpussy
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:40 [#00891158]
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do they have Wal-Mart in Mehhiko? But seriously. she has the weirdest manly way of talking, she puts the emphasis on all the wrong letters. i personally would go limp if she tried to talk dirty...probably out of fear of her manliness
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:41 [#00891161]
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and JAroen, you would have had to start posting at age 11 to get 5000 by age 16, how you do't son?
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:42 [#00891162]
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I totally agree - she's a genetic mistake
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:43 [#00891166]
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I'm not manly but my accent is hideously strong ni must admit...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:44 [#00891167]
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Points 4927 Status Addict Member since 2002-04-12 20:30 Last login 2003-09-28 04:18
.. guess my life is useless
but its nothing compared to the big guys with >10000 posts really
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-10-06 05:46 [#00891170]
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i just wanted to show off that i can post teh hott chixx, too.
zhang ziyi. mmmmmmmm.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:48 [#00891172]
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that pic would be better if she was naked
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:50 [#00891175]
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it'd be even....better...if she had me mounting her.
but if anyone is naturally beautiful, it's gotta be milla jovovich, in her earlier years she was just the most appropriate cum-evoker....word.!!
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 05:52 [#00891179]
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oh come on!
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celloncllone
from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:54 [#00891182]
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oh, i have many a time...
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-10-06 05:56 [#00891186]
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well, you're up there. but i've got a thing for the asian girls.
what? ..whaaat?
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 06:00 [#00891195]
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that's ok..so do I
mmm Asiaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Salma Hayek
on 2003-10-06 06:02 [#00891197]
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Salma will retire now.
Good night all.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:07 [#01253004]
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I know that this topic has had it's day, but some film with Salma Hayek is on. I love herr.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 14:24 [#01253015]
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ERECT_PENIS
Salma Hayek just got p\/\/nd.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:26 [#01253016]
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will it be safe forr me to click that with no crrap?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-06-23 14:31 [#01253022]
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yavo was right on with the Monica Belluci idea. right as rain!
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 14:32 [#01253023]
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I don't get any popups or diallers n shit. You'll be missing out if you don't click, trrrrrrrust me.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:33 [#01253025]
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I'm sorrrry but afterr clicking that link it has come to my attention that you don't win.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-06-23 14:34 [#01253026]
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ha!
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:34 [#01253027]
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does yourr e-mail addrress being... dead_?
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 14:36 [#01253031]
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yeeeees...?
I don't win....?
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:36 [#01253032]
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ahh, it does. just you've been on my MSN contacts forr yearrs. i don't know how it came about that i added you if you neverr use it.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:37 [#01253035]
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I'm sorrrry, but Salma is the champ.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 14:46 [#01253043]
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Damn. A valiant effort all the same.
And yeah, i never use msn at all really... my version is about a gajillion years old and i can never be bothered downloading the newest version, so it won't let me sign in. Curses.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-06-23 14:48 [#01253048]
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You'rre not missing out. I have 12 contacts including you, my otherr account and a few old accounts of people who've changed to gmail.
Most people don't talk much. I hate msn, I'd delete it if it wasn't an easy way to check my e-mail.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 15:09 [#01253088]
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Heh, i know the feeling well. I had about 7 contacts when i used it. And one was my mum. Rock and roll.
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-23 15:14 [#01253093]
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bonealicious.
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sneakattack
on 2004-06-23 15:42 [#01253117]
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You just scared the shit out of me (almost as much as key_secret's pandering)
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2004-06-23 15:48 [#01253133]
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:O Why?! I'm not scary!
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-23 20:17 [#01253569]
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If you don't find selma sexy than you are probably a homo.
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