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offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 04:58 [#00891092]
Points: 1056 Status: Regular



well i wouldn't call my avatar ugly and yours not ugly
unless i had definition issues


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-06 05:07 [#00891099]
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I don't see what's so bad about his...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:10 [#00891102]
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the definition in this case depend upon the individual.

you may find beauty in what i find ugly and vice verca, it's
not a question of right or wrong/twisted definitions.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:13 [#00891105]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



look. asswipes.

it's a reasonably attractive woman, i think we can all
agree, if she came crawling we'd fuck her pelvis apart....so
let's not get ito nittygrits here, "oh, but i reckon that
other bitch has a nicer tongue" "no dude, she's a skank,
this ho has like the most awesomest toes dude, just picture
it". you know whats more fun? actually seeing how far you
can get in real life...as for myself i am at the medium
level, as in alright looking chick, good body, but i still
fuckin want more


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:14 [#00891108]
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umm ok that's all obvious and implied I hope you realize I'm
*mostly* joking


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:20 [#00891120]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



no, this is serious now bitch...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:22 [#00891124]
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hehe


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:27 [#00891130]
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i'm a reasonably attractive woman, i think we can all agree,
if i came crawling you'd fuck my pelvis apart....


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:29 [#00891134]
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that's true of any woman - you don't even have to be
reasonably attractive, as long as your a complete slut


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:31 [#00891136]
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I wouldn't fuck ANY woman's pelvis apart...


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891138]
Points: 1056 Status: Regular



...especially if they came crawling...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891140]
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well, not ANY, but not far from it - I mean, a pelvis is a
pelvis


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:32 [#00891141]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to Salma Hayek: #00891138



im gonna fuck you senseless now if thats ok with you


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:33 [#00891143]
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oh


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:34 [#00891146]
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you're just sixteen dude, so sit back and relax until you've
developed properly :)


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:34 [#00891147]
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that's fine go ahead...

nlogax: no, each pelvis is unique and mine is divine and
superior


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:35 [#00891149]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



we were senseless to begin with. but our pelvises are
standing by...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:36 [#00891151]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Salma Hayek: #00891147



what a load of shitbags - you got yours at Wal-Mart so don't
fucking come here, aight :)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:39 [#00891157]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



I WANT SEX!!

*du da di da duuuu
*fantasia a happy party is not my idea of a fantasy

blalklkljkjlkbarlarghpussy


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:40 [#00891158]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



do they have Wal-Mart in Mehhiko?
But seriously. she has the weirdest manly way of talking,
she puts the emphasis on all the wrong letters. i personally
would go limp if she tried to talk dirty...probably out of
fear of her manliness


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:41 [#00891161]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



and JAroen, you would have had to start posting at age 11 to
get 5000 by age 16, how you do't son?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 05:42 [#00891162]
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I totally agree - she's a genetic mistake


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:43 [#00891166]
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I'm not manly but my accent is hideously strong ni must
admit...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:44 [#00891167]
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Points 4927
Status Addict
Member since 2002-04-12 20:30
Last login 2003-09-28 04:18

.. guess my life is useless

but its nothing compared to the big guys with >10000 posts
really


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-10-06 05:46 [#00891170]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



i just wanted to show off
that i can post teh hott chixx, too.

zhang ziyi. mmmmmmmm.


Attached picture

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-06 05:48 [#00891172]
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that pic would be better if she was naked


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:50 [#00891175]
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it'd be even....better...if she had me mounting her.

but if anyone is naturally beautiful, it's gotta be milla
jovovich, in her earlier years she was just the most
appropriate cum-evoker....word.!!


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 05:52 [#00891179]
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oh come on!


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-10-06 05:54 [#00891182]
Points: 849 Status: Regular



oh, i have many a time...


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-10-06 05:56 [#00891186]
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well, you're up there.
but i've got a thing for the asian girls.

what? ..whaaat?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 06:00 [#00891195]
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that's ok..so do I

mmm Asiaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 06:02 [#00891197]
Points: 1056 Status: Regular



Salma will retire now.

Good night all.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:07 [#01253004]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



I know that this topic has had it's day, but some film with
Salma Hayek is on. I love herr.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-23 14:24 [#01253015]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



ERECT_PENIS

Salma Hayek just got p\/\/nd.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:26 [#01253016]
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will it be safe forr me to click that with no crrap?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-23 14:31 [#01253022]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



yavo was right on with the Monica Belluci idea. right as
rain!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-23 14:32 [#01253023]
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I don't get any popups or diallers n shit. You'll be missing
out if you don't click, trrrrrrrust me.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:33 [#01253025]
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I'm sorrrry but afterr clicking that link it has come to my
attention that you don't win.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-23 14:34 [#01253026]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01253025



ha!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:34 [#01253027]
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does yourr e-mail addrress being... dead_?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-23 14:36 [#01253031]
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yeeeees...?

I don't win....?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:36 [#01253032]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



ahh, it does. just you've been on my MSN contacts forr
yearrs. i don't know how it came about that i added you if
you neverr use it.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:37 [#01253035]
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I'm sorrrry, but Salma is the champ.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-23 14:46 [#01253043]
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Damn. A valiant effort all the same.

And yeah, i never use msn at all really... my version is
about a gajillion years old and i can never be bothered
downloading the newest version, so it won't let me sign in.
Curses.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-23 14:48 [#01253048]
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You'rre not missing out.
I have 12 contacts including you, my otherr account and a
few old accounts of people who've changed to gmail.
Most people don't talk much.
I hate msn, I'd delete it if it wasn't an easy way to check
my e-mail.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-23 15:09 [#01253088]
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Heh, i know the feeling well. I had about 7 contacts when i
used it. And one was my mum. Rock and roll.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2004-06-23 15:14 [#01253093]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular



bonealicious.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-06-23 15:42 [#01253117]
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You just scared the shit out of me (almost as much as
key_secret's pandering)


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2004-06-23 15:48 [#01253133]
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:O Why?! I'm not scary!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-06-23 20:17 [#01253569]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



If you don't find selma sexy than you are probably a homo.


 


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