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offline alnuit on 2003-06-17 06:01 [#00744377]
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Non existant in how the majority chose to understand the
idea. Non existant in that if two things understood
seperately are actually one and the same...then one can be
considered to be the other without any loss of generality.
And if A is not actually A but B, then A&B are same and A is
non-existant. Like that.

IMHO.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-06-17 06:29 [#00744395]
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Anthea Turner


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 06:32 [#00744399]
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666


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-17 06:58 [#00744424]
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satan is alnuit


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-17 07:21 [#00744464]
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"satan" makes "god" look good.

it's all about fashion.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-17 07:23 [#00744470]
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so satan is god's fashion accessory?

or god satan's, for that matter..

(if they did exist, I would think satan would have more
sense of style..)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-17 07:25 [#00744473]
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probably, but you know the kids now a days.. always being
trendy like god.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-17 07:26 [#00744477]
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well, they were made in his image..

and what a striking image it is!!

see god's latest creations walk down the street, their heads
held aloof, a certain joi-de-vivre in their stride - perfect
for this contingent of time.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-06-17 07:28 [#00744479]
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...in the cookies


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-06-17 07:33 [#00744486]
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cats!
absolutely cats!


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-06-17 11:41 [#00744828]
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satan travels


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:11 [#00745121]
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Satan exists to allow people the other option. People can
either refer to God as Abba Father, or they can legitimately
call Satan their father. The natural man is blinded to the
truth by Satan's power and only God's light can free them.
This is a balance between God's election and a person's
heart that only God can really understand. Only He can
search for those special nuances in a person's heart, mind
and experience and know if and when that person is ready to
accept the gospel. It is interesting that people are
intuitive enough to make movies like The Matrix and enjoy
them but not be able to see how much truth is actually
there.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-17 16:02 [#00745227]
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Yeah you know how a stuck up good looking girl always likes
to hang out with an uggmo to set her off.


 

offline ISayNothing from Mt. Pus (Sweden) on 2003-06-17 16:37 [#00745285]
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nope!


 

offline alnuit on 2003-06-17 21:04 [#00745559]
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Yay! So then, by my own defenition I am also God.

*Smotes anus on the head with a bolt of lightning*


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-17 21:08 [#00745560]
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yess, very true. muaha


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-06-17 22:59 [#00745619]
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you guys should make this thread go up to 666 posts.

the last post should be

" \m/ >8() \m/ "

do it.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-18 06:24 [#00745944]
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what IS that? i don't see it...


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-06-18 13:43 [#00746476]
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its a guy screaming into the air while giving the metal
signs with his hands.

i thought it looked accurate. guess im wrong 8(

BAMBOOZLED


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-18 14:13 [#00746503]
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I see it now. Kewl.


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-06-18 14:21 [#00746510]
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very


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-18 14:23 [#00746511]
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it may look more symmetrical with a "Ò_Ó" in the
middle...?



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-18 14:36 [#00746516]
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Let's see...

\m/ Ò_Ó \m/

Pachi, you're a genius! It is teh cool!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:19 [#00746759]
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satan made my arm hurt after bowling


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:22 [#00746763]
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satan put brown in my e and i puked



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-18 18:23 [#00746764]
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yeah right.... bowling.... and it hurts especially at your
wrist, yeah..?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:23 [#00746765]
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satan left the crusts on my sandwich


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:23 [#00746766]
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satan made qrter make masturbation jokes about my sore arm


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:24 [#00746768]
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satan got my hopes up about alien 4 then made it suck


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:25 [#00746770]
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satan prematurely wore the tread out on my tires


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-18 18:25 [#00746771]
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yeah.. right... jokes..


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:26 [#00746773]
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satan told qrter about my masturbation injuries which was
supposed to be 'our little secret'


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:28 [#00746777]
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satan closed the ezo giku ramen shop in seattle and moved it
to orange county


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-18 18:29 [#00746778]
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hmm. thats about it.

hmmm.

yep


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-06-18 19:12 [#00746815]
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gun


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-18 19:15 [#00746818]
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ohghh i get it.. muahaha


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-18 19:17 [#00746819]
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One time Satan made these chicken sandwiches with fresh
basil leaves and he said they were going to be awesome but
they were just okay.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-18 19:19 [#00746824]
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what a chump, what a scam...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-18 19:30 [#00746838]
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It wasn't even white meat.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-18 19:32 [#00746840]
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that fucker. even I could of made some white meated
sandwiches...


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2003-06-18 23:39 [#00747054]
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y'know that place where eggs come out of chickens? you get
through to the portal inside and you get to this frozen lake
with a big guy stuck in it. Say hi from Snakejuice, if you
make it.


 


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